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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · Dec 22

“baby, it’s cold outside” - me, explaining society to a baby

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 10h

Recently Divorced Hard Drinking Detective Has Unexpected Design Aesthetic

Middle aged man with a bottle of vodka and a gun passed out on a sofa in a kind of shabby chic/new agey living room.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 11h

News headline reads: Airports say they won't air Kristi Noem shutdown video at TSA
checkpoints
Travelers in Cleveland, L.A., Phoenix, Seattle and other cities will not see the footage, which blames congressional Democrats for shutdown-related flight delays.
October 13 at 12:17 PM 2025
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There's a wall monitor with a video of Kristi Noem in the still image. I've photoshopped her face to distort it.

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 15h

If your name is something like Chip Callahan or Terry O'Brien and you're not at least an offensive coordinator at the college level by age 35 you have failed at life

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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 16h

Heading over to the public library to see what capes the perverts will be wearing this winter.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 1d

"Here's a shit ton of towels. Please don't use them"

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 1d

Supplier: Our blowdryers have 2 settings—screaming banshee or old man wheezing

Hotelier: I'll take your whole inventory

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 1d

Doomsday Glacier Rebrands As "New Righteous Realm Glacier", Experiences Bump In TripAdvisor Ratings

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10d

The real tragedy of the Nevermind baby is that even if he’d managed to grab that dollar it’s very unlikely he’d have been able to purchase anything with it

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 2d

Trump Forbids Toronto From Playing In World Series

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 2d

Doctors Say Barron Trump Has The Mind Of A 65 Yr Old Man

Barron Trump with slicked back hair, pumping a fist, he's wearing a suit and looks creepy as all fuck.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

I'm going to buy a dog and tell it all of my problems

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Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 1d

REVEALED: Yorkshire Pudding Just Bread

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 1d

maybe we just start thinking of it more as a Trolley OPPORTUNITY

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 1d

I don't know why this two-year-old at the pool said "how dare you" to her dad but I'm on her side

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 1d

there's this video where this little kid is running down a hill, hits the side of a car, impact makes a huge sound, kid falls down, and yells, "i'm okay!"

so anyway, I'm okay. are you okay?

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · Sep 3

The Coca-Cola Freestyle machine is an echo chamber. Good luck finding nuanced debates about hot button issues on that touch screen. It’s just soda names and flavored syrups

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 1d

Notice anything new in our Australian enclosure? That’s right, to prevent inter-species jealousy, our koalas now sport fanny packs.

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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 1d

That’s a nice trick, since Biden wasn’t the president on Jan 6.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 2d

They found Grumpy standing over his body with a pickaxe and a shaking fist

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 2d

You mean the newest teenage member of the TikTok board of directors as a kickback to Trump for brokering the TikTok sale?

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2d

BREAKING: Barron Trump Finally Old Enough For People to Rightfully Shit on Him Just Like They Already Do on His Old Man

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 2d

Either way you're stumbling

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 2d

"Grandpa, what was 2025 like?"

"You know that feeling when you go down stairs in the dark and you think there's one more step but there isn't? Like that."

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Fungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 3d

I respect my dog. But I don't respect her beliefs.

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