45th Parallel Gomorrahn Storytelling Brigade
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Now is the time of Monsters.
Who put all this order here?
Who put all this order here?
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"$1,000 a month as part of a state program experimenting with giving homeless youths cash payments for two years with no strings attached."
"Of the 117 youths [..] who completed Oregon's two-year pilot program, 91% reported being in stable housing."
#Oregon #USA #Housing #Nonprofit
"Of the 117 youths [..] who completed Oregon's two-year pilot program, 91% reported being in stable housing."
#Oregon #USA #Housing #Nonprofit
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"$1,000 a month as part of a state program experimenting with giving homeless youths cash payments for two years with no strings attached."
"Of the 117 youths [..] who completed Oregon's two-year pilot program, 91% reported being in stable housing."
#Oregon #USA #Housing #Nonprofit
"Of the 117 youths [..] who completed Oregon's two-year pilot program, 91% reported being in stable housing."
#Oregon #USA #Housing #Nonprofit
🤜🤜🤜(((the recursive universe)))🤛🤛🤛
Goatse, Escher, Bach
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
🤜🤜🤜(((the recursive universe)))🤛🤛🤛
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Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪
Having been directly observed, the divisiveness potentiality waveform of the swastika has collapsed.
Cheers to the person who leaked the initial changes www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
In reversal, Coast Guard again classifies swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The new order came hours after The Post reported the service would instead classify such symbols as “potentially divisive” under guidelines set for release next month.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Having been directly observed, the divisiveness potentiality waveform of the swastika has collapsed.
Happy Day Of Cis People Reminding You How Dangerous It Is To Be Trans But Simultaneously Being Really Surprised When You Tell Them About All The Ways It's Recently Gotten More Dangerous to all who celebrate.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Happy Day Of Cis People Reminding You How Dangerous It Is To Be Trans But Simultaneously Being Really Surprised When You Tell Them About All The Ways It's Recently Gotten More Dangerous to all who celebrate.
Simply cannot stop being pedantic about this: if the swastika is only "potentially divisive," what would it take to cross that threshold of potentiality? If the Schmittian Friend-Enemy distinction, the Nuremburg Laws and the Holocaust didn't do it, what would *actual divisiveness* look like?
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Simply cannot stop being pedantic about this: if the swastika is only "potentially divisive," what would it take to cross that threshold of potentiality? If the Schmittian Friend-Enemy distinction, the Nuremburg Laws and the Holocaust didn't do it, what would *actual divisiveness* look like?
Swastikas will cease to be divisive when every single Nazi is dead and their grandchildren have forgotten their names.
This is fucking horrifying.
Swastikas and nooses are just “potentially divisive”? Are you kidding me?
Swastikas and nooses are just “potentially divisive”? Are you kidding me?
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Swastikas will cease to be divisive when every single Nazi is dead and their grandchildren have forgotten their names.
All The Shit We Fixed Before You Got Here 202: Now That We Have That Sorted
Q1: How To Scuttle Spanish Caravels
Q2: Logistics of Vaccine and Penicillin Production in the Gulf Coast and Caribbean of 1470: From Theory To Practice
Q3 & Q4: Case Studies in Trans-Temporal Kalashnikov Distribution
Q1: How To Scuttle Spanish Caravels
Q2: Logistics of Vaccine and Penicillin Production in the Gulf Coast and Caribbean of 1470: From Theory To Practice
Q3 & Q4: Case Studies in Trans-Temporal Kalashnikov Distribution
I wanna invent time travel and then require every high school student to take a class called "All The Shit We Fixed Before You Got Here" where they tour smog-filled US cities, polio wards, pre-vaccine hospitals, buildings with no safety regulations, kids working in mines, etc.
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
All The Shit We Fixed Before You Got Here 202: Now That We Have That Sorted
Q1: How To Scuttle Spanish Caravels
Q2: Logistics of Vaccine and Penicillin Production in the Gulf Coast and Caribbean of 1470: From Theory To Practice
Q3 & Q4: Case Studies in Trans-Temporal Kalashnikov Distribution
Q1: How To Scuttle Spanish Caravels
Q2: Logistics of Vaccine and Penicillin Production in the Gulf Coast and Caribbean of 1470: From Theory To Practice
Q3 & Q4: Case Studies in Trans-Temporal Kalashnikov Distribution
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Jesus to his disciples:
Idk why a bunch of libs started following me but I’m an anarchist and you will not have a good time here.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jesus to his disciples:
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Hey, since Patton Oswalt was reinstated, maybe Bluesky moderation can reinstate someone who was banned for doing the exact same thing.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Hey, since Patton Oswalt was reinstated, maybe Bluesky moderation can reinstate someone who was banned for doing the exact same thing.
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you have to give it to them, 2.8°C does in fact guarantee you'll never lose an election again
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
you have to give it to them, 2.8°C does in fact guarantee you'll never lose an election again
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Real tweets from the White House are indistinguishable from anti-Trump AI slop.
Or, in this case, 1990s Adbusters parodies.
Or, in this case, 1990s Adbusters parodies.
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Real tweets from the White House are indistinguishable from anti-Trump AI slop.
Or, in this case, 1990s Adbusters parodies.
Or, in this case, 1990s Adbusters parodies.
New Anal RV Game variant just dropped.
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
New Anal RV Game variant just dropped.
Well, you already said she was a prison guard.
So.
So.
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Well, you already said she was a prison guard.
So.
So.
Ok but eating roadkill is fine.
the problem is that rfk jr eats roadkill AND doesn't understand germ theory or basic food safety.*
(*And that he was killed by an extraterrestrial Bug who crash-landed in New York in 1997 and has been wearing RFK's skin as an unconvincing disguise ever since.)
the problem is that rfk jr eats roadkill AND doesn't understand germ theory or basic food safety.*
(*And that he was killed by an extraterrestrial Bug who crash-landed in New York in 1997 and has been wearing RFK's skin as an unconvincing disguise ever since.)
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Ok but eating roadkill is fine.
the problem is that rfk jr eats roadkill AND doesn't understand germ theory or basic food safety.*
(*And that he was killed by an extraterrestrial Bug who crash-landed in New York in 1997 and has been wearing RFK's skin as an unconvincing disguise ever since.)
the problem is that rfk jr eats roadkill AND doesn't understand germ theory or basic food safety.*
(*And that he was killed by an extraterrestrial Bug who crash-landed in New York in 1997 and has been wearing RFK's skin as an unconvincing disguise ever since.)
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who observe.
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who observe.
Ok but only if the bjork CD played through during foreplay.
like one out of three elder millennials lost their virginity to portishead. what the fuck are you talking about.
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Ok but only if the bjork CD played through during foreplay.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
Very excited for us to get our Jimmy Savile/Maggie Thatcher BBC coverup moment, but while some of them are still alive and can have their lives ruined about it.
Stuff like this makes me wonder why there hasn't been any reporting about Trump having affairs during his presidencies
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Very excited for us to get our Jimmy Savile/Maggie Thatcher BBC coverup moment, but while some of them are still alive and can have their lives ruined about it.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Pigs.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Pigs.
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Due to a backlog of cases, as Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a persona non grata.
November 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Due to a backlog of cases, as Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a persona non grata.
the birth of World Figure Skating Championship Silver Medalist Tonya Harding also falls on 11/12/1970, making today Harding-Whalebomb, Oregon's national holiday.
May you attack your problems with ill-considered, poorly directed, and overwhelming force.
May the results live in infamy.
💥⛸️🐋💥
May you attack your problems with ill-considered, poorly directed, and overwhelming force.
May the results live in infamy.
💥⛸️🐋💥
🚨 EXPLODING WHALE DAY🚨
November 12, 1970:
A 40 ton whale carcass lays, rotting, on an Oregon beach.
A crowd has gathered to watch the whale carcass be dynamited to dispose of it.
HILARITY*. ENSUES.
*”blubber snowstorm”
REMASTERED VIDEO!
www.youtube.com/embed/V6CLum...
November 12, 1970:
A 40 ton whale carcass lays, rotting, on an Oregon beach.
A crowd has gathered to watch the whale carcass be dynamited to dispose of it.
HILARITY*. ENSUES.
*”blubber snowstorm”
REMASTERED VIDEO!
www.youtube.com/embed/V6CLum...
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
the birth of World Figure Skating Championship Silver Medalist Tonya Harding also falls on 11/12/1970, making today Harding-Whalebomb, Oregon's national holiday.
May you attack your problems with ill-considered, poorly directed, and overwhelming force.
May the results live in infamy.
💥⛸️🐋💥
May you attack your problems with ill-considered, poorly directed, and overwhelming force.
May the results live in infamy.
💥⛸️🐋💥
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November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Thank you, Representative Sarah McBride, for presenting a boldly inclusive new vision in your speech, "Bisexuals are the Third Position of Sexual Politics."
Rep. Sarah McBride: "It goes both ways. A big tent is bisexual. It goes to the left and the right . And that starts with us being kind to one another, being respectful to one another and being welcoming to one another."
www.advocate.com/pol...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ
www.advocate.com/pol...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ
Sarah McBride explains how Democrats’ ‘big tent is bisexual’
The Democratic congresswoman from Delaware told an audience at Crooked Con, "You can’t build a diverse working class coalition if people don’t feel like you like them."
www.advocate.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Thank you, Representative Sarah McBride, for presenting a boldly inclusive new vision in your speech, "Bisexuals are the Third Position of Sexual Politics."