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“you won’t get away with this”
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“you won’t get away with this”
only tangentially related:
i remember chatting to a guy in Berlin and explaining my personal rule that it's only fair in bed if you can take at least the same as you're giving out, if not more
he looked down at his own equipment and said "absolutely fucking not"
i remember chatting to a guy in Berlin and explaining my personal rule that it's only fair in bed if you can take at least the same as you're giving out, if not more
he looked down at his own equipment and said "absolutely fucking not"
you don’t know what you got til it’s inside you
January 6, 2026 at 7:31 AM
only tangentially related:
i remember chatting to a guy in Berlin and explaining my personal rule that it's only fair in bed if you can take at least the same as you're giving out, if not more
he looked down at his own equipment and said "absolutely fucking not"
i remember chatting to a guy in Berlin and explaining my personal rule that it's only fair in bed if you can take at least the same as you're giving out, if not more
he looked down at his own equipment and said "absolutely fucking not"
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nesting dolls:
you don’t know what you got til it’s inside you
January 6, 2026 at 4:21 AM
nesting dolls:
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A day of two terrible tragedies
January 6, 2026 at 5:03 AM
A day of two terrible tragedies
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Low-key love noticing when Welsh speaker's autocorrects turn an "or" to an "o'r"
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Low-key love noticing when Welsh speaker's autocorrects turn an "or" to an "o'r"
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the most moist government of the UK in living memory, perhaps even since records began
Keir Starmer's spokesman asked if Government will still use X now it posts indecent images of children, replies "we always keep communication channels under review to reach public in most appropriate way possible”
"Operators are under obligation to act appropriately. We always hope they would do"
"Operators are under obligation to act appropriately. We always hope they would do"
January 5, 2026 at 8:01 PM
the most moist government of the UK in living memory, perhaps even since records began
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“we are going to viciously Main Character people over innocuous shit” is maybe not the best way to get people to migrate away from the Generates CSAM At Will app
January 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
“we are going to viciously Main Character people over innocuous shit” is maybe not the best way to get people to migrate away from the Generates CSAM At Will app
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"Onid yw'n bert" medda fi'n llusgo adre ar fy nhîn
"Isn't it pretty though" I say, sliding home on my arse
"Isn't it pretty though" I say, sliding home on my arse
January 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
"Onid yw'n bert" medda fi'n llusgo adre ar fy nhîn
"Isn't it pretty though" I say, sliding home on my arse
"Isn't it pretty though" I say, sliding home on my arse
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Madeline Horwath
January 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Madeline Horwath
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My friend is currently visiting Bali.
Here is an important update.
Here is an important update.
January 5, 2026 at 12:11 PM
My friend is currently visiting Bali.
Here is an important update.
Here is an important update.
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i slept in a bed but i feel like i should still be on holiday. i'm really good at being on holiday
So. Very. Close. To. An. Actual. Bed... One more train stop to go...
January 4, 2026 at 9:44 PM
i slept in a bed but i feel like i should still be on holiday. i'm really good at being on holiday
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i was telling the lads snow white and they don't know what the word poison means so they think it's like a new and tasty kind of apple and they're both demanding to be given a poison apple to eat
January 4, 2026 at 10:29 PM
i was telling the lads snow white and they don't know what the word poison means so they think it's like a new and tasty kind of apple and they're both demanding to be given a poison apple to eat
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January 4, 2026 at 10:35 AM
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ME: (puts the kettle on)
ANCIENT GREEK CHORUS: he's had too much caffeine today
ME: (turns kettle off, visibly annoyed. puts mug away)
CHORUS: he can run from the kettle but not from his blood pressure
ANCIENT GREEK CHORUS: he's had too much caffeine today
ME: (turns kettle off, visibly annoyed. puts mug away)
CHORUS: he can run from the kettle but not from his blood pressure
January 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
ME: (puts the kettle on)
ANCIENT GREEK CHORUS: he's had too much caffeine today
ME: (turns kettle off, visibly annoyed. puts mug away)
CHORUS: he can run from the kettle but not from his blood pressure
ANCIENT GREEK CHORUS: he's had too much caffeine today
ME: (turns kettle off, visibly annoyed. puts mug away)
CHORUS: he can run from the kettle but not from his blood pressure
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That friend that talks over you to make the same point
January 4, 2026 at 5:34 AM
That friend that talks over you to make the same point
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I don’t enjoy anti-alcohol scaremongering puritanism that is common among health influencers now (even one drink can cause cancer!!) but it’s great watching booze become less popular. Interestingly young ppl are still altering their minds. Forget the war on drugs, alcohol lost the war OF drugs
January 4, 2026 at 8:34 AM
I don’t enjoy anti-alcohol scaremongering puritanism that is common among health influencers now (even one drink can cause cancer!!) but it’s great watching booze become less popular. Interestingly young ppl are still altering their minds. Forget the war on drugs, alcohol lost the war OF drugs
just set multiple personal high scores in balatro thanks to a ... very broken seed
VKQWXIE7 if you want to play along at home
VKQWXIE7 if you want to play along at home
January 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
just set multiple personal high scores in balatro thanks to a ... very broken seed
VKQWXIE7 if you want to play along at home
VKQWXIE7 if you want to play along at home
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*slide whistle*
*comedy BOOIIINNGG sound*
*comedy BOOIIINNGG sound*
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
*slide whistle*
*comedy BOOIIINNGG sound*
*comedy BOOIIINNGG sound*
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One of the weirdest things about graveyard shift is getting a lot of your historical news early and some of it very late. I watched the 2000 election count unfold and saw an exhausted Dan Rather announce live that Gore withdrew his concession. Then I woke up at 3pm on 9/11.
Night shift people are going to be sitting impatiently at the kitchen table when everyone else wakes up
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 AM
One of the weirdest things about graveyard shift is getting a lot of your historical news early and some of it very late. I watched the 2000 election count unfold and saw an exhausted Dan Rather announce live that Gore withdrew his concession. Then I woke up at 3pm on 9/11.
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So. Please see the replies to this. Also please draw for me a pig in a bowler hat!
Right. Time for some whimsy. Imagine a pig with a little bowler hat. Wouldn't that be lovely!
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
So. Please see the replies to this. Also please draw for me a pig in a bowler hat!
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While it’s too early to predict what could happen, what’s sticking out to me is there doesn’t seem to be a day after plan?? The regime is still intact even with leader captured. Maduro is unpopular but he still had supporters. The opposition doesn’t appear to be in a place to seize power. Now what.
January 3, 2026 at 5:06 PM
While it’s too early to predict what could happen, what’s sticking out to me is there doesn’t seem to be a day after plan?? The regime is still intact even with leader captured. Maduro is unpopular but he still had supporters. The opposition doesn’t appear to be in a place to seize power. Now what.
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
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Found some paints going spare, had a little play for the first time in years
January 3, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Found some paints going spare, had a little play for the first time in years