Jeremy Gibbens
@afterglide.com
"Proficient at internet" -case worker
I have to admit that most of my successes are as unforced as my errors.
January 30, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I have to admit that most of my successes are as unforced as my errors.
I hope this email finds you rotting in hell.
January 28, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I hope this email finds you rotting in hell.
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Now the actual military has to dress like it’s not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military
January 17, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Now the actual military has to dress like it’s not the military cuz federal law enforcement agencies dress too much like the military
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"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
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Leftists are FUMING that ICE is driving around in circles playing ice cream truck music instead of kidnapping kids! Please subscribe to get back at my ex wife!!!
January 17, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Leftists are FUMING that ICE is driving around in circles playing ice cream truck music instead of kidnapping kids! Please subscribe to get back at my ex wife!!!
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ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Vehicles that are abandoned due to an ICE detention and towed to the City's impound lot will be released to their owners or a representative at no cost.
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
Learn more: https://www.minneapolismn.gov/getting-around/parking-driving/impound-lot/#d.en.200746
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 PM
ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.
Fun fact: absolutely no facts are fun right now.
January 16, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Fun fact: absolutely no facts are fun right now.
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Just so people outside of MN know - a lot of the US citizens getting “arrested” by ICE never get processed at Whipple. They are roughed up during the arrest and then often dropped off miles from where they were picked up. It means we don’t know the true scale of what ICE is doing based on ICE stats
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Just so people outside of MN know - a lot of the US citizens getting “arrested” by ICE never get processed at Whipple. They are roughed up during the arrest and then often dropped off miles from where they were picked up. It means we don’t know the true scale of what ICE is doing based on ICE stats
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A single federal agent with a long gun just walked through the crowd, slipped on the ice on his way under the police tape.
Dropped his loaded clip.
Dropped his loaded clip.
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
A single federal agent with a long gun just walked through the crowd, slipped on the ice on his way under the police tape.
Dropped his loaded clip.
Dropped his loaded clip.
They're locking doors and letting customers in case-by-case at a McDonald's in Eagan if you want to know how it's going even in the suburbs of the Twin Cities.
January 15, 2026 at 1:05 AM
They're locking doors and letting customers in case-by-case at a McDonald's in Eagan if you want to know how it's going even in the suburbs of the Twin Cities.
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The LeBron James of divorced women. No one is doing it like her.
The Trevor Project, known for its hotline for LGBTQ+ youth, received $45 million from billionaire and author MacKenzie Scott at the end of 2025. https://bit.ly/4sEbdYv
Billionaire philanthropist MacKenzie Scott donates $45 million to LGBTQ+ youth hotline organization, The Trevor Project | Fortune
“I literally could not believe it and it took some time. I actually gasped,” said Jaymes Black, CEO of The Trevor Project.
bit.ly
January 13, 2026 at 8:08 PM
The LeBron James of divorced women. No one is doing it like her.
Remaster of ALF where you can see someone's hand up Willie's ass.
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Remaster of ALF where you can see someone's hand up Willie's ass.
Don't be afraid to discard your drafts.
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Don't be afraid to discard your drafts.
Not a good look (your face).
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Not a good look (your face).
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Free 100% winning message for any Democratic presidential candidate:
“I will undo literally everything that asshole did, as quickly as possible, and prosecute the hell out of his accomplices. And him however and wherever we can.
Minute one: we bulldoze the old man’s stupid ballroom.”
WINNER.
“I will undo literally everything that asshole did, as quickly as possible, and prosecute the hell out of his accomplices. And him however and wherever we can.
Minute one: we bulldoze the old man’s stupid ballroom.”
WINNER.
October 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Free 100% winning message for any Democratic presidential candidate:
“I will undo literally everything that asshole did, as quickly as possible, and prosecute the hell out of his accomplices. And him however and wherever we can.
Minute one: we bulldoze the old man’s stupid ballroom.”
WINNER.
“I will undo literally everything that asshole did, as quickly as possible, and prosecute the hell out of his accomplices. And him however and wherever we can.
Minute one: we bulldoze the old man’s stupid ballroom.”
WINNER.
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I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
October 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons
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But does Tylenol PM cause Night Autism?
September 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
But does Tylenol PM cause Night Autism?
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Did you know the toilets in Australia flush in the opposite direction? (They pull poos from the sewer and spit them at you)
September 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Did you know the toilets in Australia flush in the opposite direction? (They pull poos from the sewer and spit them at you)
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It's time for the annual MN State Fair terrible rap album covers from me and @afterglide.com
These are our best work since the giant gavels
These are our best work since the giant gavels
August 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It's time for the annual MN State Fair terrible rap album covers from me and @afterglide.com
These are our best work since the giant gavels
These are our best work since the giant gavels
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I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*
August 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*