Mike Giordano
@airgiordano.com
Comedian, voice actor, weakling
I'm used to being from the northeast
I'm used to being from the northeast
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maybe not the main point but it is wild to be lectured on “culture” by the human avatar of Ready Player One
he has no culture, no interest in anything besides mindlessly saying the names of things he knows are supposed to be cool as some sort of shibboleth
he has no culture, no interest in anything besides mindlessly saying the names of things he knows are supposed to be cool as some sort of shibboleth
Yes, that’s why my family left Germany because they really wanted to go to Great Britain and sort of missed it by thaaat much
February 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
maybe not the main point but it is wild to be lectured on “culture” by the human avatar of Ready Player One
he has no culture, no interest in anything besides mindlessly saying the names of things he knows are supposed to be cool as some sort of shibboleth
he has no culture, no interest in anything besides mindlessly saying the names of things he knows are supposed to be cool as some sort of shibboleth
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RFK Jr *snorting coke off a toilet seat*:
I'M NOT AFRAID OF GERMS
The Worm In RFK Jr's Brain: ᴵ'ᵐ ᵈʸᶦⁿᵍ
I'M NOT AFRAID OF GERMS
The Worm In RFK Jr's Brain: ᴵ'ᵐ ᵈʸᶦⁿᵍ
February 14, 2026 at 6:15 AM
RFK Jr *snorting coke off a toilet seat*:
I'M NOT AFRAID OF GERMS
The Worm In RFK Jr's Brain: ᴵ'ᵐ ᵈʸᶦⁿᵍ
I'M NOT AFRAID OF GERMS
The Worm In RFK Jr's Brain: ᴵ'ᵐ ᵈʸᶦⁿᵍ
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“This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did not appear to be injured or even malnourished in any way,” said FBI director Kash Patel
FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
WASHINGTON—Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Gu...
theonion.com
February 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York City townhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did not appear to be injured or even malnourished in any way,” said FBI director Kash Patel
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I'm not a climate doomer, because that's what the powerful want. They want people to give up and say "it's too late."
Even if it is too late, I'd still rather the world decarbonize if only to fuck up the fossil fuel companies.
If you refuse to believe in a better future, at least believe in spite.
Even if it is too late, I'd still rather the world decarbonize if only to fuck up the fossil fuel companies.
If you refuse to believe in a better future, at least believe in spite.
The only biosphere in the known universe capable of supporting human life is being turned into a hell planet because most of Earth's governments refuse to stop trying to satisfy the insatiable greed of a plutocracy composed of people who already have more money than they could spend in 20 lifetimes.
Point of no return: a hellish ‘hothouse Earth’ getting closer, scientists say
Continued global heating could set irreversible course by triggering climate tipping points, but most people unaware
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I'm not a climate doomer, because that's what the powerful want. They want people to give up and say "it's too late."
Even if it is too late, I'd still rather the world decarbonize if only to fuck up the fossil fuel companies.
If you refuse to believe in a better future, at least believe in spite.
Even if it is too late, I'd still rather the world decarbonize if only to fuck up the fossil fuel companies.
If you refuse to believe in a better future, at least believe in spite.
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
My mustache aches with panache
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
My mustache aches with panache
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Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Every ad has a super threatening aura this year.
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Every ad has a super threatening aura this year.
You think the Arch Angel has to go by "Michael A" around the office?
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
You think the Arch Angel has to go by "Michael A" around the office?
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the lead singer of Three Doors Down died. the lead singer of Three Dog Night died on the 2nd. if i were in Third Eye Blind or Three Six Mafia i'd be very nervous about this specific rule of threes
February 8, 2026 at 1:29 AM
the lead singer of Three Doors Down died. the lead singer of Three Dog Night died on the 2nd. if i were in Third Eye Blind or Three Six Mafia i'd be very nervous about this specific rule of threes
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"I choose to waive that right"
February 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
"I choose to waive that right"
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everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
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Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
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Hey. HEY. NEVER lie to your doctor. Never.
Lie to YOURSELF and then talk to the doctor like regular, or they'll notice.
Lie to YOURSELF and then talk to the doctor like regular, or they'll notice.
it’s my god given right as an american to lie to my doctor
February 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Hey. HEY. NEVER lie to your doctor. Never.
Lie to YOURSELF and then talk to the doctor like regular, or they'll notice.
Lie to YOURSELF and then talk to the doctor like regular, or they'll notice.
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This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
This is who runs this account.
“Let he who is without pedophile friends cast the first stone! Woah woah woah! Why’s everyone picking up rocks?!”
February 1, 2026 at 2:26 PM
“Let he who is without pedophile friends cast the first stone! Woah woah woah! Why’s everyone picking up rocks?!”
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January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.
John Lennon with his “Attacker”
January 30, 2026 at 5:11 PM
John Lennon with his “Attacker”