Alex C. Telander
@alexctelander.bsky.social
(He/Him) Horror writer. Creator/writer of Ostium Podcast and Circé Podcast. Cohost Me & Virgil: A Genesis Brother’s Podcast. Love Stephen King, Stephen Graham Jones, Josh Mallerman, all horror, the Expanse, Genesis, Phil Collins, Mike Oldfield, Pink Floyd.
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Who am I? (Spoken in Jean Valjean's voice.)
I am the creator and writer for the Ostium Podcast, part of the @rustyquill.bsky.social network.
Ostium is a hidden town where there are no people but many doors leading to different places in space and time.
Find it wherever you get your podcasts.
I am the creator and writer for the Ostium Podcast, part of the @rustyquill.bsky.social network.
Ostium is a hidden town where there are no people but many doors leading to different places in space and time.
Find it wherever you get your podcasts.
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On the Sports Agents Podcast, Zak Brown joked that Max Verstappen is “like the villain in a horror movie — just when you think he’s gone, he shows up again!”
Verstappen’s response? Let’s just say he didn’t exactly disagree… 😅
#redbullracing #maxverstappen 🇳🇱
#mclarenf1 🇬🇧
#formula1 #f12025
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Verstappen’s response? Let’s just say he didn’t exactly disagree… 😅
#redbullracing #maxverstappen 🇳🇱
#mclarenf1 🇬🇧
#formula1 #f12025
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December 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
On the Sports Agents Podcast, Zak Brown joked that Max Verstappen is “like the villain in a horror movie — just when you think he’s gone, he shows up again!”
Verstappen’s response? Let’s just say he didn’t exactly disagree… 😅
#redbullracing #maxverstappen 🇳🇱
#mclarenf1 🇬🇧
#formula1 #f12025
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Verstappen’s response? Let’s just say he didn’t exactly disagree… 😅
#redbullracing #maxverstappen 🇳🇱
#mclarenf1 🇬🇧
#formula1 #f12025
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Oh my god
November 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Oh my god
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jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
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Ten hours left to vote.
Final Round: Vote for the Readers' Favorite Horror of 2025!
Discover the Readers' Favorite Horror in the 2025 Goodreads Choice Awards.
www.goodreads.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ten hours left to vote.
Time for more post apocalyptic fiction, as it makes me feel better there are worse places than our current hell.
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Time for more post apocalyptic fiction, as it makes me feel better there are worse places than our current hell.
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Good afternoon. New newsletter for your reading pleasure open.substack.com/pub/briankee...
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Good afternoon. New newsletter for your reading pleasure open.substack.com/pub/briankee...
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banks should allow for some light gambling. you should be able to rock paper scissors the teller for an extra five dollars
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
banks should allow for some light gambling. you should be able to rock paper scissors the teller for an extra five dollars
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The shadow is the body and he casts the man
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The shadow is the body and he casts the man
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The X-Files is genuinely a timelessly good show, because when not focusing on overarching conspiracy plot, they would really just focus on a single concept and quite crucially, it would cast an incredible actor to center the episode around who would be utterly god damn captivating to watch.
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The X-Files is genuinely a timelessly good show, because when not focusing on overarching conspiracy plot, they would really just focus on a single concept and quite crucially, it would cast an incredible actor to center the episode around who would be utterly god damn captivating to watch.
It's awesome. I've missed these guys. Go listen!
A new episode is at your podcast feed! Hear us chat about the new Lamb box, @stevehacketthq.bsky.social’s recently completed tour, and other fun stuff, wherever you get your podcasts! 😀
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
It's awesome. I've missed these guys. Go listen!
I don't recommend reading a great detailed story about a guy trapped inside a whale and trying to rip his way out after consuming vast amounts of Thanksgiving food and feeling like something is trying to rip itself out of you.
Rereading @danielkraus.com's Whalefall. I was on vacation in Monterey in October and so it resonates even more with me. But as a kid who wanted to be a marine biologist and still has a great love of the sea, this book is such joy to me. Also, who doesn't have daddy issues on some level?
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I don't recommend reading a great detailed story about a guy trapped inside a whale and trying to rip his way out after consuming vast amounts of Thanksgiving food and feeling like something is trying to rip itself out of you.
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November 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Rereading @danielkraus.com's Whalefall. I was on vacation in Monterey in October and so it resonates even more with me. But as a kid who wanted to be a marine biologist and still has a great love of the sea, this book is such joy to me. Also, who doesn't have daddy issues on some level?
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Rereading @danielkraus.com's Whalefall. I was on vacation in Monterey in October and so it resonates even more with me. But as a kid who wanted to be a marine biologist and still has a great love of the sea, this book is such joy to me. Also, who doesn't have daddy issues on some level?
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Happy Thanksgiving from #PulpSabotage
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from #PulpSabotage
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Here’s some Averjan M. art to make your Thursday a little better.
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Here’s some Averjan M. art to make your Thursday a little better.
They're also much better than HP and you can feel got about it too.
*Or* you can start listening to The Dark Tower books read beautifully by Frank Muller and George Guidall.
The Harry Potter full-cast audiobook is the best reason to try Audible's Black Friday deal. https://bit.ly/3XSPEW0
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
They're also much better than HP and you can feel got about it too.
Chasing @joe-hill.bsky.social's King Sorrow with @stephenking.bsky.social's Wizard and Glass for @talkscaredpod.bsky.social Dark Tower deep dive is some PRIME BEAUTIFUL READING, let me tell you.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Chasing @joe-hill.bsky.social's King Sorrow with @stephenking.bsky.social's Wizard and Glass for @talkscaredpod.bsky.social Dark Tower deep dive is some PRIME BEAUTIFUL READING, let me tell you.
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11/28/2025- The Wishbone www.timesfreepress.com/news/2025/no...
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
11/28/2025- The Wishbone www.timesfreepress.com/news/2025/no...
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When will Muffin Cupcake Heeler get *her* parade balloon?
a cartoon dog is sitting in a car seat and says " i want to do what i want ! "
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in a car seat and says " i want to do what i want ! "
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
When will Muffin Cupcake Heeler get *her* parade balloon?
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Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
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Today is the birthday of cartoonist Charles M. Schulz, the creator of Peanuts. (Nov. 26, 1922-Feb. 12, 2000.)
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Today is the birthday of cartoonist Charles M. Schulz, the creator of Peanuts. (Nov. 26, 1922-Feb. 12, 2000.)
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🧱 A staggering 418,000 LEGO bricks were used to craft the Cadillac ride that took the podium finishers around after the Las Vegas Grand Prix 🏁
#redbullracing #maxverstappen 🇳🇱
#formula1 #f12025
VIA: [VerstappenCOM]
#redbullracing #maxverstappen 🇳🇱
#formula1 #f12025
VIA: [VerstappenCOM]
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
🧱 A staggering 418,000 LEGO bricks were used to craft the Cadillac ride that took the podium finishers around after the Las Vegas Grand Prix 🏁
#redbullracing #maxverstappen 🇳🇱
#formula1 #f12025
VIA: [VerstappenCOM]
#redbullracing #maxverstappen 🇳🇱
#formula1 #f12025
VIA: [VerstappenCOM]
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of BrooklynSnobs.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Here’s your morning mood, courtesy of BrooklynSnobs.