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"wherever there is a human being there is an opportunity for kindness" - seneca
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Years ago my friend Dave’s then-four-year-old son walked into a room, looked at Dave, and said, “Well, well, well. If it isn’t Mr. Daddy.”
January 8, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Years ago my friend Dave’s then-four-year-old son walked into a room, looked at Dave, and said, “Well, well, well. If it isn’t Mr. Daddy.”
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Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
Say bad things are bad.
January 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis.
Say bad things are bad.
Say bad things are bad.
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
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Credit where it’s due, they nailed this one
January 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Credit where it’s due, they nailed this one
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you’ve gotta see this one 🤯
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
you’ve gotta see this one 🤯
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His teammate high-fiving the ref is sending me lol
January 4, 2026 at 8:46 PM
His teammate high-fiving the ref is sending me lol
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me every single day
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
me every single day
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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The updated NFC South picture. It is a sicko thing of beauty.
January 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
The updated NFC South picture. It is a sicko thing of beauty.
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Mendoza post-game: I want to thank EVERYBODY ON THE PLANET and GOD! I knew we could do it because I HAVE THE BEST TEAMMATES ON EARTH. Nothing is better than ACHIEVING YOUR GOALS!!!!!!!
Cignetti post-game: I am disappointed our opponents were so easy to vanquish
Cignetti post-game: I am disappointed our opponents were so easy to vanquish
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Mendoza post-game: I want to thank EVERYBODY ON THE PLANET and GOD! I knew we could do it because I HAVE THE BEST TEAMMATES ON EARTH. Nothing is better than ACHIEVING YOUR GOALS!!!!!!!
Cignetti post-game: I am disappointed our opponents were so easy to vanquish
Cignetti post-game: I am disappointed our opponents were so easy to vanquish
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I've decided my favorite dynamic of the college football season is that Indiana's quarterback is the most relentlessly positive man alive and Indiana's head coach has never smiled in his life
January 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I've decided my favorite dynamic of the college football season is that Indiana's quarterback is the most relentlessly positive man alive and Indiana's head coach has never smiled in his life
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this is the best comp for Cig and Mendoza that I've seen
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
this is the best comp for Cig and Mendoza that I've seen
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I personally have not seen this before
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I personally have not seen this before
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This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
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The corporate media continues to minimize elite complicity in this administration’s cruel policies. This is not a nameless Ninja Turtle. This is Michaelangelo. Name and shame these guys!
Vanilla Ice performing with a dancing Ninja Turtle at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The corporate media continues to minimize elite complicity in this administration’s cruel policies. This is not a nameless Ninja Turtle. This is Michaelangelo. Name and shame these guys!
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Me waiting for my DoorDash order
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Me waiting for my DoorDash order
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daggum ol’ butthole eyes just running over dudes
January 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
daggum ol’ butthole eyes just running over dudes
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Only a few hours left! Lets freaking go!
🧪A few more hours to go…
January 1, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Only a few hours left! Lets freaking go!
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Here's another one I like. This one's from Sam Morril:
December 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Here's another one I like. This one's from Sam Morril:
marcel reed watching this game
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:33 AM
marcel reed watching this game
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'South Park' alum Toby Morton responds to unnamed lawyers regarding his registering the Trump-Kennedy Center domain names: "Satire is protected speech... I'll proceed accordingly while you go f^ck yourselves."
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 AM
'South Park' alum Toby Morton responds to unnamed lawyers regarding his registering the Trump-Kennedy Center domain names: "Satire is protected speech... I'll proceed accordingly while you go f^ck yourselves."
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I am sad indeed to learn of the untimely death of Mike Fossey, a pioneer in online funniness. Pls read this tribute by
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social: flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social: flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
December 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I am sad indeed to learn of the untimely death of Mike Fossey, a pioneer in online funniness. Pls read this tribute by
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social: flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social: flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
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