Allan Hepworth
@allanhepworth.bsky.social
Proud FantasyCares volunteer. I help with #FCEliminator, #SFBAvimakers, #SFB, and random JB flyers and banner requests :)
hop in the FCs discord - https://fantasycares.org/discord - (https://fantasycares.org/) - retired wildfire analyst :/
hop in the FCs discord - https://fantasycares.org/discord - (https://fantasycares.org/) - retired wildfire analyst :/
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This is your annual reminder that the Time Person of the Year award is NOT meant as an endorsement, for example they gave the award to Adolf Hitler in 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, and 1943 (when the magazine was renamed Hitler Monthly)
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This is your annual reminder that the Time Person of the Year award is NOT meant as an endorsement, for example they gave the award to Adolf Hitler in 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, and 1943 (when the magazine was renamed Hitler Monthly)
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
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📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣
Philip Rivers is visiting with the Colts on Tuesday.
Per Mike Garafolo.
Philip Rivers is visiting with the Colts on Tuesday.
Per Mike Garafolo.
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
📣📣📣 NEWS 📣📣📣
Philip Rivers is visiting with the Colts on Tuesday.
Per Mike Garafolo.
Philip Rivers is visiting with the Colts on Tuesday.
Per Mike Garafolo.
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It's official: Rep. Jasmine Crockett has announced she's running for U.S. Senate in Texas.
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It's official: Rep. Jasmine Crockett has announced she's running for U.S. Senate in Texas.
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BREAKING: A federal judge ordered the government to restore Rümeysa Öztürk's SEVIS student record after it was wrongfully terminated in retaliation for exercising her freedom of speech.
This allows her to fully engage with the opportunities of her PhD program.
This allows her to fully engage with the opportunities of her PhD program.
December 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
BREAKING: A federal judge ordered the government to restore Rümeysa Öztürk's SEVIS student record after it was wrongfully terminated in retaliation for exercising her freedom of speech.
This allows her to fully engage with the opportunities of her PhD program.
This allows her to fully engage with the opportunities of her PhD program.
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The Bears are 29th in points allowed per drive that don't end in a fumble or interception. It's takeaway-or-bust for them. They got one to start the game, but the Packers have three TDs on their five subsequent drives.
The pressure plan with Love is essentially this: he is going to completely fry us... but sometimes he's a maniac and he might just throw us one that swings the game. An all-out investment on the hope of one play
December 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The Bears are 29th in points allowed per drive that don't end in a fumble or interception. It's takeaway-or-bust for them. They got one to start the game, but the Packers have three TDs on their five subsequent drives.
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His cleats for this season.
December 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
His cleats for this season.
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MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
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IF I DID IT. Simpson, O. (Regan Books, 2007)
Hegseth says he would have ordered second strike on Caribbean vessel reut.rs/3XBMtCb
Hegseth says he would have ordered second strike on Caribbean vessel
U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said on Saturday that he backs a September 2 decision to launch a second strike on a suspected drug boat in the Caribbean.
reut.rs
December 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
IF I DID IT. Simpson, O. (Regan Books, 2007)
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Until one of these guys faces serious prison time they’re going to keep leaning into their atrocities and asking with a smirk if we’re triggered
Hegseth says he would have ordered second strike on Caribbean vessel reut.rs/3XBMtCb
Hegseth says he would have ordered second strike on Caribbean vessel
U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said on Saturday that he backs a September 2 decision to launch a second strike on a suspected drug boat in the Caribbean.
reut.rs
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Until one of these guys faces serious prison time they’re going to keep leaning into their atrocities and asking with a smirk if we’re triggered
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awesome shopping trip in chicago!!!
The best shopping trip of the year!
Friday night we made our @toysfortots.bsky.social toy run on behalf of @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social!
This year, we filled 17 carts with 450+ toys totaling over $7,500 for the Kane County chapter.
Can’t wait for next year’s trip!
#toysfortots #giveback
Friday night we made our @toysfortots.bsky.social toy run on behalf of @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social!
This year, we filled 17 carts with 450+ toys totaling over $7,500 for the Kane County chapter.
Can’t wait for next year’s trip!
#toysfortots #giveback
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
awesome shopping trip in chicago!!!
Sir, this is Wendy’s!
@theonion.com already reported on the unprecedented with this piece on Irving Berlin’s estate suing the vile trump for its glockenspiel rendition of “God Bless America”
theonion.com/trump-forced...
@theonion.com already reported on the unprecedented with this piece on Irving Berlin’s estate suing the vile trump for its glockenspiel rendition of “God Bless America”
theonion.com/trump-forced...
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Sir, this is Wendy’s!
@theonion.com already reported on the unprecedented with this piece on Irving Berlin’s estate suing the vile trump for its glockenspiel rendition of “God Bless America”
theonion.com/trump-forced...
@theonion.com already reported on the unprecedented with this piece on Irving Berlin’s estate suing the vile trump for its glockenspiel rendition of “God Bless America”
theonion.com/trump-forced...
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Jerry is the best. This is lovely. They did such an excellent job filling out his character as the seasons progressed. Jerry really fucking ruled and was a real ass kind and insightful guy and it never felt out of place that he was married to Christie Brinkley
Jerry/Gary Gergich is a Stoic sage and this is the most positive model of masculinity I can think of
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Jerry is the best. This is lovely. They did such an excellent job filling out his character as the seasons progressed. Jerry really fucking ruled and was a real ass kind and insightful guy and it never felt out of place that he was married to Christie Brinkley
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CDC just put out a statement:
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
CDC just put out a statement:
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The best shopping trip of the year!
Friday night we made our @toysfortots.bsky.social toy run on behalf of @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social!
This year, we filled 17 carts with 450+ toys totaling over $7,500 for the Kane County chapter.
Can’t wait for next year’s trip!
#toysfortots #giveback
Friday night we made our @toysfortots.bsky.social toy run on behalf of @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social!
This year, we filled 17 carts with 450+ toys totaling over $7,500 for the Kane County chapter.
Can’t wait for next year’s trip!
#toysfortots #giveback
December 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The best shopping trip of the year!
Friday night we made our @toysfortots.bsky.social toy run on behalf of @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social!
This year, we filled 17 carts with 450+ toys totaling over $7,500 for the Kane County chapter.
Can’t wait for next year’s trip!
#toysfortots #giveback
Friday night we made our @toysfortots.bsky.social toy run on behalf of @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social!
This year, we filled 17 carts with 450+ toys totaling over $7,500 for the Kane County chapter.
Can’t wait for next year’s trip!
#toysfortots #giveback
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did a little small business shopping today for part 1 of cincy shopping for @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social
flying pig toys was very gracious and had tons of fun toys
flying pig toys was very gracious and had tons of fun toys
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
did a little small business shopping today for part 1 of cincy shopping for @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social
flying pig toys was very gracious and had tons of fun toys
flying pig toys was very gracious and had tons of fun toys
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✈️ Any pilots or aviation aficionados want to grant this Forgotten Angel’s Xmas wish?
He wants to be a pilot. He’s asking for a 3D Airbus lamp & large cockpit art for his room.
🚨This has been a hard wish to grant because most donors are looking for toys to donate.
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
He wants to be a pilot. He’s asking for a 3D Airbus lamp & large cockpit art for his room.
🚨This has been a hard wish to grant because most donors are looking for toys to donate.
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
December 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
✈️ Any pilots or aviation aficionados want to grant this Forgotten Angel’s Xmas wish?
He wants to be a pilot. He’s asking for a 3D Airbus lamp & large cockpit art for his room.
🚨This has been a hard wish to grant because most donors are looking for toys to donate.
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
He wants to be a pilot. He’s asking for a 3D Airbus lamp & large cockpit art for his room.
🚨This has been a hard wish to grant because most donors are looking for toys to donate.
www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Doing an hour AMA over on Reddit starting in just a few minutes. Hope you can join!
From the fantasyfootball community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the fantasyfootball community
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December 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Doing an hour AMA over on Reddit starting in just a few minutes. Hope you can join!
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I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism.
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm not exaggerating when I say following @boltsmag.org rn will unlock money for our journalism.
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
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Go back to your sunshine and traffic, you hoser! 🤣🤣
If you are able, SickKids Hospital is a great charity to support. A truly magical place filled with incredibly special people helping kids around the world.
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If you are able, SickKids Hospital is a great charity to support. A truly magical place filled with incredibly special people helping kids around the world.
www.instagram.com/reel/DR4lwk1...
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December 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Go back to your sunshine and traffic, you hoser! 🤣🤣
If you are able, SickKids Hospital is a great charity to support. A truly magical place filled with incredibly special people helping kids around the world.
www.instagram.com/reel/DR4lwk1...
If you are able, SickKids Hospital is a great charity to support. A truly magical place filled with incredibly special people helping kids around the world.
www.instagram.com/reel/DR4lwk1...
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Everyone wants membership into the club.
An Illustration of the Power of Community
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An Illustration of the Power of Community
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December 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Everyone wants membership into the club.
An Illustration of the Power of Community
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An Illustration of the Power of Community
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SPORTSBALL!!!!!!!!
Trump: "When you look at football in the US, soccer -- we seem to never call it that, because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that's called football. But when you think about it, shouldn't it really be called football? We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff."
December 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
SPORTSBALL!!!!!!!!