Alphasub
@alphasubmissive.bsky.social
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Doing the best I can, making limoncello out of lemons.
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Doing the best I can, making limoncello out of lemons.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/WarmthofWax
I just ate a truly obscene amount of crab legs and once I take this benedryl all will be right with the world.
January 31, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I just ate a truly obscene amount of crab legs and once I take this benedryl all will be right with the world.
One thing about my baby, if he's at his dad's he is ON MY PHONE and it's never important we just be gossiping.
I'm knee deep in teenage gossip at all times and I'm INVESTED😂
I'm knee deep in teenage gossip at all times and I'm INVESTED😂
a man with long hair and a mustache says " i must know "
ALT: a man with long hair and a mustache says " i must know "
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January 31, 2026 at 3:46 AM
One thing about my baby, if he's at his dad's he is ON MY PHONE and it's never important we just be gossiping.
I'm knee deep in teenage gossip at all times and I'm INVESTED😂
I'm knee deep in teenage gossip at all times and I'm INVESTED😂
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by the time they were famous enough to be on the cover of source foxy was like 17, kim was like 20
January 31, 2026 at 2:00 AM
by the time they were famous enough to be on the cover of source foxy was like 17, kim was like 20
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I realize I speed read more often then not. The first half felt slow and the second half was much better
How fast can you read??? Lock in annnnnnnnnnd… GO!
January 28, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I realize I speed read more often then not. The first half felt slow and the second half was much better
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I asked who be tricking and the men are proudly saying not them cause they don’t have it y’all are scaring the hoes!
January 27, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I asked who be tricking and the men are proudly saying not them cause they don’t have it y’all are scaring the hoes!
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January 27, 2026 at 3:24 AM
As they should, are y'all aware that senior citizen communities, centers, and nursing homes rank EXTREMELY high on STI transmissions?
Why? Cause they be out there hunching HUNCHING
Why? Cause they be out there hunching HUNCHING
Anyways the VA hospital has a condom vending machine in case you wondering why Pa Pa not answering the phone.
And I think they’re free too
And I think they’re free too
January 27, 2026 at 1:24 AM
As they should, are y'all aware that senior citizen communities, centers, and nursing homes rank EXTREMELY high on STI transmissions?
Why? Cause they be out there hunching HUNCHING
Why? Cause they be out there hunching HUNCHING
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Not by choice.
*sigh*
*sigh*
What y'all doing?
Y'all behaving?
Y'all behaving?
January 26, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Not by choice.
*sigh*
*sigh*
I just made a pot of chili and a pot of creamy potato and leek soup. The chili is good but that potato soup is OUTSTANDING
a little girl is sitting at a table eating food and making a funny face .
ALT: a little girl is sitting at a table eating food and making a funny face .
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January 26, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I just made a pot of chili and a pot of creamy potato and leek soup. The chili is good but that potato soup is OUTSTANDING
Post 4 Pics from your Favorites Folder.
January 25, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Post 4 Pics from your Favorites Folder.
We want the best for you!!!😂
January 23, 2026 at 10:13 PM
We want the best for you!!!😂
Please!!
January 23, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Please!!
That AI man looks like an actor I can't quite place. It's going to drive me crazy!
January 22, 2026 at 7:28 PM
That AI man looks like an actor I can't quite place. It's going to drive me crazy!
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never! it’s always somebody whore son.
The nigga I be thinking about at 11:00 at night when I hear a beautiful song and see some beautiful imagery is absolutely never the nigga that is ready to be somebody's anything but a good time.
January 22, 2026 at 4:17 AM
never! it’s always somebody whore son.
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Not they started the Legion of Doom
BREAKING: Israel’s Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has accepted an invitation from United States President Donald Trump to join the “Board of Peace” aje.news/hw7tfo
January 21, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Not they started the Legion of Doom
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I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there.
I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I’m sharing this video again because people don’t really get what these data centers and ai are doing to our planet and our communities. Especially Black communities because they were strategically placed there.
I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
I need you to listen to these people.
STOP USING AI. STOP SUPPORTING AI.
Slept in since I'm off work. It's beautiful and cool outside. Stopped by my favorite Black owned bakery and they were just putting out fresh salted chocolate chip cookies STILL WARM.
Today is a great day.
Today is a great day.
January 20, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Slept in since I'm off work. It's beautiful and cool outside. Stopped by my favorite Black owned bakery and they were just putting out fresh salted chocolate chip cookies STILL WARM.
Today is a great day.
Today is a great day.
3 hrs each way and soccer's finally over. I can't wait to lay in my bed and watch Nimona.
a cartoon character with the words did they let you keep the old one on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon character with the words did they let you keep the old one on the bottom
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January 20, 2026 at 2:53 AM
3 hrs each way and soccer's finally over. I can't wait to lay in my bed and watch Nimona.
It's 8:20 and I'm over 2hrs into a 3.5 hour drive for a soccer combine and sleeping beauty here has been out since we pulled out the neighborhood🙄
January 19, 2026 at 1:24 PM
It's 8:20 and I'm over 2hrs into a 3.5 hour drive for a soccer combine and sleeping beauty here has been out since we pulled out the neighborhood🙄
I honestly love campy TV. Doctor Who, Warehouse 13, Eureka. Shows that FORCE you to suspend belief and just lean into the ridiculousness of the moment.
Like these are the villains, please be for real🤣
Like these are the villains, please be for real🤣
a group of soldiers are walking in a line with a sign on their back that says ' o '
ALT: a group of soldiers are walking in a line with a sign on their back that says ' o '
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January 17, 2026 at 9:09 AM
I honestly love campy TV. Doctor Who, Warehouse 13, Eureka. Shows that FORCE you to suspend belief and just lean into the ridiculousness of the moment.
Like these are the villains, please be for real🤣
Like these are the villains, please be for real🤣
I'm up watching corny TV and I've started drinking since I'm obviously NOT sleeping🙄
January 17, 2026 at 8:54 AM
I'm up watching corny TV and I've started drinking since I'm obviously NOT sleeping🙄
My mother has all my college degrees on the wall at her house, under 3 VERY LARGE photos of me. Like a shrine. An expensive shrine😂😂
Not yall casually telling me yall lost your degrees. Please go find them. It is a very expensive piece of paper.
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
My mother has all my college degrees on the wall at her house, under 3 VERY LARGE photos of me. Like a shrine. An expensive shrine😂😂
I am a great cook and I'm really good at teaching small children, but you won't have to worry about me because I'm getting up outta there within 7-10 days of any sort of apocalypse.
I don't want to be here that bad so I DAMN SURE don't want to be there. 😂
I don't want to be here that bad so I DAMN SURE don't want to be there. 😂
What’s the one survivalist skill you could be relied on if need be?
CPR? Foraging? Sewing? Etc.
CPR? Foraging? Sewing? Etc.
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I am a great cook and I'm really good at teaching small children, but you won't have to worry about me because I'm getting up outta there within 7-10 days of any sort of apocalypse.
I don't want to be here that bad so I DAMN SURE don't want to be there. 😂
I don't want to be here that bad so I DAMN SURE don't want to be there. 😂
As a Virgo, only child, AND only grandchild I LOVE to really get CHAOTIC. They love it too and I love that for US. 😂
I’ve noticed that I attract Patient Men.
They be into the theatrics of it all.
And I love that for everybody involved.
I’m a Gemini and an only child… it’s gonna be A SHOW Baby!
They be into the theatrics of it all.
And I love that for everybody involved.
I’m a Gemini and an only child… it’s gonna be A SHOW Baby!
a woman in a red dress is dancing on stage
ALT: a woman in a red dress is dancing on stage
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January 14, 2026 at 2:25 AM
As a Virgo, only child, AND only grandchild I LOVE to really get CHAOTIC. They love it too and I love that for US. 😂