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altmer.bsky.social
emmanellain is really asking if the carpets match the drapes in my halone honoring ishgard
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altmer.bsky.social
oooooooh next year is cardcaptor sakura's 30th anni that explains all the merch ive been seeing
altmer.bsky.social
he's fine dw there are air holes
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bishie.bsky.social
I don't have the context of this anymore so you're just going to have to suffer it in it's full nonsensical glory

#ESOfam #ESO
High King Emeric of the Greater Daggerfall Covenant is cleaning his face and getting prepared for the day Now he's a clown with a crown honk honk
altmer.bsky.social
i feel like killing innocent people would kind of do the opposite but okay
emptywheel.bsky.social
Stephen Miller is murdering Venezuelans and Colombians in cold blood bc he believes it helps his propaganda campaign to paint Latinos as dangerous.

www.theatlantic.com/national-sec...
Stephen Miller views the air strikes as an opportunity to paint immigrants as a dangerous menace, according to one of the White House officials.
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elarisastra.bsky.social
Apparently I never posted my fave #ElaVic doodle here??
Please look at them,, ,
altmer.bsky.social
greatest? kendrick lamar
favorite? anna-varney cantodea
rebelmusicteach.bsky.social
I also need to know: I am fairly middle-of-the-road on Taylor Swift but someone I know called her the Greatest Living Lyricist. She is not.

Who is yours? Either the greatest or your favorite?
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fishingway.bsky.social
Friendly reminder that every time you see a cosmetic you want in FFXIV mobile, you have to pay to get jobs beyond your first one, pay for the battle pass if you want to get it at a half decent level because xp gain is horrendously slow otherwise oh and pay to dye things.
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altmer.bsky.social
yeah ill take uhhhhhh the unredacted 9/11 commission report with a side of one of them aliens they have in the basement one of the sexy ones
altmer.bsky.social
i stayed up late to cram for a final i hadnt even started to study for, slept through the final, then ran to class in my pajamas
fortunately the professor was cool about it and i got a B
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I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
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It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
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mrpussy.xyz
when you say "Albany" wrong once and just roll with it and then you're in too deep
kos data: 🇺🇸🇦🇱 NYC Mayor Eric Adams is traveling to Albania for an official visit, one week after dropping his reelection bid.

(Via: NBC New York)
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pawmi.bsky.social
“pushing 30” as an insult pisses me off so much and its always for someone minding their own business having fun with fashion or something like that 🙁 30 isnt even old its not even half the average lifespan like why the fuck do some ppl say that as an insult
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headfallsoff.com
it is not polite to say so but no discussion of the state of the games industry/press can really avoid the reality that the audience is just. really really bad.
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enraptored.bsky.social
G’morning! The eyes have it! 👀 And this cute #CACondor chick at #BitterCreekNWR seems to be looking at us through ancient dino eyes. (Screen grab from Cornell Lab’s Condor Cam on YT)
altmer.bsky.social
i feel like you’re garrys mod clipping into my bed holding a gun to my head
altmer.bsky.social
the ball shape went to his balls
his big balls
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dashwallkick.bsky.social
wegotthiscovered.com/politics/wer...
Jordan Peterson has been hospitalized with
-mold infection from not cleaning his room
-CIRS, which gives you mood swings and emotional disregulation and bouts of mania

I... Literally cannot believe this
'We're not entirely sure what's going on': Jordan Peterson taken down by moldy room, daughter raises possibility of 'spiritual attack'
It's a crying shame.
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