Post Hoc Seasoning
@andygoodness.bsky.social
Software Engineer. Georgist/Raworthist. He/him
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small brain: "the elves frown upon human-elf relationships because they are hidebound reactionaries"
large brain: "any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert"
large brain: "any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert"
February 16, 2026 at 4:27 AM
small brain: "the elves frown upon human-elf relationships because they are hidebound reactionaries"
large brain: "any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert"
large brain: "any elf that has sex with a human under the age of 100 is a disgusting pervert"
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
February 16, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19
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Started at the bottom, I’m still here
February 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Started at the bottom, I’m still here
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Propaganda during WWI and WWII in fact
February 15, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Propaganda during WWI and WWII in fact
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I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
February 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I miss when you could post Brave Norman Rockwell Townsperson and the caption could be, like, “R.E.M was wrong to leave ‘Fretless’ off of Out of Time” instead of “The secret police should stop murdering people.”
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the Black Panthers were right
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the Black Panthers were right
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is it be dead, it’s be dead isn’t it
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 PM
is it be dead, it’s be dead isn’t it
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when gandalf the grey became gandalf the white did the pubes change
July 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
when gandalf the grey became gandalf the white did the pubes change
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This man has never been on a train in his life
Markwayne Mullin defends "show me your papers": "If you're here legally, there's nothing to hide. Most people already are walking around with a government-issued ID, meaning your Real ID or your driver's license. If you go board a train here, you gotta show your ID."
February 11, 2026 at 11:25 PM
This man has never been on a train in his life
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All you have to do to buy a home is forego 30,000 rotisserie chickens, I am very smart
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
All you have to do to buy a home is forego 30,000 rotisserie chickens, I am very smart
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The finest noodles from the far east! They call them “ramen”, a forbidden delicacy!
February 11, 2026 at 3:15 AM
The finest noodles from the far east! They call them “ramen”, a forbidden delicacy!
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“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
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if you're behind a bunch of lemmings and you can hear the waves crashing against the rocks in the distance, STAY IN LINE.
February 10, 2026 at 6:18 PM
if you're behind a bunch of lemmings and you can hear the waves crashing against the rocks in the distance, STAY IN LINE.
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Lotta jokes about Kid Rock makes music for people who steal catalytic converters but like
Not in my experience. Those guys listen to ICP & Tech9. Kid Rock is for guys who work normal jobs but inexplicably dress like they steal catalytic converters
Not in my experience. Those guys listen to ICP & Tech9. Kid Rock is for guys who work normal jobs but inexplicably dress like they steal catalytic converters
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Lotta jokes about Kid Rock makes music for people who steal catalytic converters but like
Not in my experience. Those guys listen to ICP & Tech9. Kid Rock is for guys who work normal jobs but inexplicably dress like they steal catalytic converters
Not in my experience. Those guys listen to ICP & Tech9. Kid Rock is for guys who work normal jobs but inexplicably dress like they steal catalytic converters
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
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yes but that does not excuse their imperialism in kuwait, iraq, and afghanistan
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
yes but that does not excuse their imperialism in kuwait, iraq, and afghanistan
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Bad Bunny like
a cartoon character pointing at a map of the united states
Alt: Yakko naming countries of the world
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Bad Bunny like
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Is it bad when the only people who can afford Super Bowl ads are the aliens from They Live and the guys making Skynet
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Is it bad when the only people who can afford Super Bowl ads are the aliens from They Live and the guys making Skynet
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Terry Bradshaw Peanut Butter (1980-circa 1982): Following a Super Bowl victory, Steeler's QB Terry Bradshaw started a food production company, and released jars of peanut butter-both creamy and crunchy-bearing his name and likeness
June 11, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Terry Bradshaw Peanut Butter (1980-circa 1982): Following a Super Bowl victory, Steeler's QB Terry Bradshaw started a food production company, and released jars of peanut butter-both creamy and crunchy-bearing his name and likeness
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I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud
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The radical and unrealistic position of "no concentration camps"
The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"
The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"
February 8, 2026 at 4:58 AM
The radical and unrealistic position of "no concentration camps"
The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"
The reasonable moderate position of "some concentration camps in certain circumstances"