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Chris

@ary.bsky.social

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Occasional writer, sometimes game developer, constant spreadsheet nerd. '90. He/him/any. Mute #uspolitics to avoid my copious posts about the state of the world

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Chris @ary.bsky.social · Apr 1

Check out all the art for my upcoming (eventually) game, Dust Bunnies! All collected in one convenient feed for your viewing pleasure. 😌

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Chris @ary.bsky.social · 46m

This is almost word for word my review of Duckborne Chronicles so perhaps I should read this as well

Chris @ary.bsky.social · 50m

Salvador Dali-ass bass

Chris @ary.bsky.social · 55m

TIL bleph

Chris @ary.bsky.social · 1h

I can't believe this got 30 likes before I noticed there's a typo in it 🫩

Chris @ary.bsky.social · 1h

Like giving the pepperballs a giant green airbag!

Chris @ary.bsky.social · 4h

dang that's a hell of an eepy

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Chris @ary.bsky.social · 4h

My partner, marketing genius: "The Hot Ones Pringles should get hotter towards the bottom of the can."

Chris @ary.bsky.social · 5h

I'd let this guy into my bar

Chris @ary.bsky.social · 10h

Ooh, so the second card is from that more recent set? And the third card is, I assume, a spoiler that's been revealed from the TMNT one?

So it's like, that was odd enough shoehorning the reference in, and now they're just putting the actual thing in? One step off from the Kraven full circle

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Chris @ary.bsky.social · 10h

#uspolitics

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 21h

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

chicago.suntimes.com

Chris @ary.bsky.social · 10h

Congratulations on your imminent superpowers

Chris @ary.bsky.social · 10h

Could any kind soul here in the comments explain to me, quite new to Magic, what this post is referencing or implying? I've seen the video in question but don't understand the significance of these cards or this TMNT set beyond the generic problems with these UB sets

Chris @ary.bsky.social · 11h

Aw dangit

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Gus! 🌱🔜 LIghtBox Expo 2025 @friedbaens.bsky.social · 12h

Huntrix yap sesh #kpopdemonhunters

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Chris @ary.bsky.social · 13h

Apparently I'm "the worst person [they've] ever met" just because they were hungry but had to work and I suggested "one of those beer hats but filled with spaghetti" smh

Chris @ary.bsky.social · 14h

It's okay, you don't have to say a word. We all know you're a secret agent.

Chris @ary.bsky.social · 14h

It's like a standing weighted blanket :0

Chris @ary.bsky.social · 14h

They really shot themselves in the foot for the threequel title

Now they're stuck with M3AGAIN

Chris @ary.bsky.social · 14h

As if Griffin doesn't get it enough from his kid 😔

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Fiona Creates @fionacreates.bsky.social · 21h

Cat's out the bag! Ladies of the Knight, coming to you in July 2026 in actual bookbook form with Oni Press!!

Complete with shiny new cover!

LADIES OF THE KNIGHT Brings Medieval Flair To New Queer-Normative Historical Fantasy

It’s giving us Ser Brienne of Tarth from ‘Game of Thrones’ vibe, with a love story that will leave fans of YA queer, medieval fan fic in no doubt that this is a story for them. Pu…

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Chris @ary.bsky.social · 14h

I'd probably have to think about it more, but my immediate instinct is that I simply never get anything worthwhile done without a deadline

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Tom McH @tommchenry.bsky.social · 1d

If you get paid to work at a Major Publication your job is to just opine "Things should slightly improve; however also, nothing should change. Due to decorum. In the end, a land of contrasts."

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Chris @ary.bsky.social · 1d

They will never get me to watch one outside of being directly curated them by my partner but they just will not give up 😔

Chris @ary.bsky.social · 1d

I don't especially like "constantly scrolling feed of shortform videos" as a concept but I was much more chill about it when they were on their own vine/tiktok/etc

Why can't I just say "I don't wanna see these" once and hide them for good 😭

Chris @ary.bsky.social · 1d

Is there a labeller for "technically a SFW account but solely posts about something unusual in ways that gradually make it obvious it's their fetish"?