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J Rosser Lomax
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Uncommonly spirited (two decades of bourbon opinions), amateur raconteur (sparsely edited), a thousand picnics or none.

He/Him. Louisville, KY
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Flaming Hydra is a coop. All you can do with your share is sell it back to the coop (for $1), and nobody can have more than one.

You have to be ready for growth to take a long time. Journalism is a public trust that should be accountable to readers alone, and that means readers alone pay for it.
How does one invest in left-wing media without a far-right billionaire coming along in a few years, buying said media, and remodeling it in his own image?

That seems to be a recurring problem.
November 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Feel like a lotta clocks been stopped lately
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Actually, yes, I have.

And I would love to see whoever owns this website update it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
THIS MAN IS MY HOMEBOY

WE SHOULD SHARE A CHURRO
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You do not, in fact, gotta hand it to the assholes. We can live a life where bearing witness to their bullshit is valid and valued.
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Burger King of Kings, more like
This is a very generous, Christian letter.
here’s the letter one church sent to its congregation after this lady called them.“you’re bad christians because you correctly figured out that i was lying!” is not a coherent take.
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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This is so much funnier now LOL
Andrew Cuomo crashing out
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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I’m not sure which is the worst part of ADHD, this or time blindness, but oof, yeah:
10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Economist is the funniest fake profession.
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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yeah bro, what would the world be if I couldn't generate videos of Obama hitting a bong with Godzilla
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Of course the socialist CRIME mayor's first act was a murder
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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"Charlie brown had hoes" got nothing on "they're trying to slut shame curtis sliwa." Sheesh. People think social media is dumb but at least vs IRL there's a cover charge (you have to be with it enough to make the words in your brain appear on your phone)
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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The lesson is clear, american politicians must seek the approval of jadakiss on an individual basis.
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 AM
BING BONG
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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We did it for you Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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[Exit Clown.]
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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the Zohran campaign goes to show how much your local DSA chapter can accomplish if they stop watching wrestling
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I am squarely targeted by this joke and it feels weird yall
Woke up today to the news
November 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Pynchon found dead in Miami bsky.app/profile/jami...
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM