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He/Him. Naarm/Melbourne.
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krisstraub.com
the most scathing book review i’ve ever seen. absolute brutality
photo of a public urinal in a SEATAC restroom. on the ledge, someone has abandoned a hardcover copy of “chasing the dime” by michael connelly
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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tomwalker.bsky.social
animal four legs morning reddit 2025 urgent
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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jcpxdesigns.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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idolismj.yase.world
"alright girls. Tonight's Blood and Guts, what we thinking?"

Skye Blue: I'm gonna run the blade so good you'll fucking hurl

Harley Cameron: Tifa Lockhart :)

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November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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reki.gay
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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tankgorl.bsky.social
this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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sylvibullet.bsky.social
taguchi japan
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
awko.bsky.social
Please stop showing me the AI beer jacket
November 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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nedroid.com
Sailors' Wisdom
(Beartato and Reginald are reading books on Sailors' Wisdom) REGINALD: "Red sky at night, sailors delight." BEARTATO: "Red sky at morning, sailors take warning." REGINALD: "Red sky at dawn, a storm's coming on." BEARTATO: "Red sky at noon, a storm's coming soon." REGINALD: "Red sky at dusk? That counts as night. Refer to previous wisdom, all right?" REGINALD: "Red sky tomorrow fills sailors with sorrow." BEARTATO: "Red sky today? That's prob'ly okay." REGINALD: "Red sky on the ground: you're upside-down." BEARTATO: "Reader beware, you're in for a scare." Oops, wrong book. REGINALD (tossing book away): I'm getting nothing. BEARTATO: Same. (They peed outside. Turns out they were on a boat! The sky is swirling purples and greens with some yellow orange spirals). REGINALD: Curse you, sailors
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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awfullywaffly.bsky.social
thinking about Kid Lykos selling this "half-crab" from the Invisible Man and how great silly wrestling is
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur
Big text at the top says "ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur" This is followed by four consecutive drawings that are exactly of that. Grover is a man in his underwear with no ears and large bulbous eyes. A textbox says "this is what you wanted" Cookie monster is a large man with a small head, also in his underwear, with his eyes erupting from the top of his head. An accompanying text box says "you asked for this." Grover is a slouched, pale man with a wide head and wideset eyes, and a nose like a snake, he may be nude but it's unclear, since his waist is off screen. "Your desire for knowledge led you to this point" Elmo is a thin man in underwear, with eyes jutting from the top of his head and a bulbous nose. He has another face coming out of his chest. "ask yourself if you really needed everything answered."
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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bekoha.bsky.social
As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture

Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme

bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...
Infamous texture from Yakuza series. Huge black letters on top of the image read "New York Style Hot Dog". The image is of a burger. Side by side comparison, on the left is the original texture with corrected black levels blown up to a higher resolution, on the right os a recreation by yours truly.
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
awko.bsky.social
Saw some ducks :)
Two adult wood ducks watch as eight ducklings peck at the grass
October 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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psicochurroz.bsky.social
Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score
October 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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kenlowery.bsky.social
Getting louder and louder as I explain that I want only loose bag fries, which is not the same thing as just pouring fries directly into the bag. No. No, it's different, just listen to me --
April 18, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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fesshole.bsky.social
One of the top reasons I became a firefighter is because I love the pretty blue lights on the fire engine, especially at night.
October 19, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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yixura.bsky.social
i feel like luchasaurus is a litmus test on whether or not we'd get along cuz if you dont get the appeal of a wrestling dinosaur who does sick flips i just have nothing to say to you
October 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
awko.bsky.social
Full of sake and listening to Operation Ivy
October 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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veldrin.bsky.social
Glory, mein Liebling
Fanart of Glory from Shadowrun: Dragonfall - A cyborg lady with long messy dark brown hair, wearing a tube top, big puffy brown cargo pants with a brown jacket wrapped around her waist, and combat boots. Her arms are entirely menacing looking cybernetics with vicious looking clawed hands. Her eyes are red and deeply shadowy.
October 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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catsuka.bsky.social
Nice replica of Bulma's Variable No.19 Motocycle by Ganesha Custom.
ganeshacustom.com/en/products/...
October 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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lucavi.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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clementinedanger.bsky.social
work work
Tumblr post: video games are all about meeting a little elf outside the city gates that says 'ah... the pernicious weed!' when you give him a healing herb and then finding yourself fifteen years later saying "ah... the pernicious weed!" to yourself in the shower
October 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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dirte.net
got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit
May 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM