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They always lie. We don't believe them.
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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ICE attacked an observer after they tailed a group of clergy on a spiritual pilgrimage.

Our digital producer @sam.vp just so happened to be with the clergy on their journey. He spoke with the observer who was attacked and others who witnessed the assault.
January 24, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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Don’t listen to this political strategist. There are literal families who are starving, people who do not have enough for rent, businesses with eviction letters, and neighbors who are hiding.

Help communities out instead and it will actually have an impact.
I've launched a campaign to raise money for the Democratic Party of Minnesota (@dfl.org) to help them combat ICE's lawless assault. MN Dem Chair Richard Carlbom joined me for the kickoff. Learn more, donate, and let's rally for the courageous people of Minnesota, together! 👇
bsky.app/profile/simo...
We launched a new campaign to help the courageous people of Minnesota. Learn more and join us 👇
www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/a-new-camp...
January 18, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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I got the sweetest, saddest email from Maria, who is trying to raise just $850 to pay her rent because her family is not able to leave the house for their own safety.

We gotta help that cute baby.
Donate to Ayuda Para Pagar Renta, organized by Maria Ruiz
Hello, my name is María. I'm doing this go fund me because I need help.. Me and my husband … Maria Ruiz needs your support for Ayuda Para Pagar Renta
www.gofundme.com
January 16, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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Happening Now: Hundreds of protesters are holding a noise demo outside of the Graduate by Hilton Hotel in Minneapolis where ICE agents are reportedly staying. Drums, guitars, pots and pans are in-tune to "fuck ICE" and "ICE out" chants. Riot police are currently in the lobby.
January 14, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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This is Minneapolis:

Walk into my neighborhood ACE last night & see the signage on their door notifying fed agents that it’s private property and cannot be used for immigration enforcement. These signs are all over the city.

Walk in & the nearest shelf has goggles & whistles.
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Just got home from a neighborhood walk with my wife. Saw two different ICE abductions near 5th and 35th. Several SUVs filled with completely dense meatfucks in tactical gear. We observed, filmed, blew our whistles (along with 30 or so other observers). That's Minneapolis, baby!
January 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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"Short Stack" lol. "Oh you're a little guy too" 😭
January 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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well of course I'm naked you said it's a gender reveal party
January 10, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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Achtung-tied.

@theonion.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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“YOU HAVE NO HONOR” screams the guy that took a 50k dollar bonus to fill child abduction quotas.
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
January 9, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Rest in power, Renee Good. 💔
January 8, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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don't be ridiculous
January 5, 2026 at 9:47 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Remember, it's New Year's Rockin' Eve not New Year's Rockin Steve.
January 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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Chaka Khan What You Gonna Do For Me : 107s
December 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Epstein boutique guitar pedal aficionado confirmed
December 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This reminded me of how Lenny Kravitz on H.O.R.D.E. tour pretended to drive a motorcycle between tour stops. He was actually on his bus until 15 miles outside of town and then get his Harley out of a trailer and ride into town.

He even got MTV to do a story on it. Lenny Kravitz lied to us.
hmmm, do NBA contracts have a similar conduct clause as MLB's that explicitly say players can't ride motorcycles and dirtbikes? i wonder if these are class 2 or class 3 bikes
Luka Doncic gifts more than 100 e-bikes to Lakers players, staff
December 18, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Respectfully, Congresswoman, you voted with Republicans to strip due process from immigrants and to praise Trump's ICE. This year.

Now you're upset?

Votes have consequences. Minnesotans deserve better.
ICE agents followed a Burnsville family home from the store, failed to present a warrant and entered their home with guns drawn. They detained 4 legal citizens who presented documentation, leaving a 7 year-old without parents.

A seven-year-old. Let that sink in. Trump’s ICE is out of control.
ICE agents detained four people from a Burnsville home, according to family members, including a 7-year-old's parents and the husband of a pregnant woman.
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Same thing goes for standup comics
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
When it comes to bread, you can't beat a baguette.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM