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a horrible goose looking for homoerotic subtext
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dig this guy's taste in art

IG casitamxhome
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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A lovely 20 minutes this morning with Mrs Kingfisher. I ended up with 300+ photographs, so it will take me some time to go through them. In the meantime, here's one of her looking super cute.
#birds #kingfisher #ukbirds #cute #photography
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
As someone who escaped Texas 2 years ago, every word of this is true.

I love how all the commentary is either expats going "Dear god, it's true, TX is horrible" or people with "massive pickup that's never seen dirt" energy getting offended lmao
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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my “AI is over” anecdote is that my wife was hired over the summer to write scripts for a big tech company explaining how to use their AI tools and after many rounds of revisions, the latest notes said “we’re finding a lot of AI fatigue among our users” and to remove all references to AI
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Computer, please summarize everything PG Wodehouse ever wrote in ten seconds
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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As I always do with boycotts, I urge: be tough with corporations, gentle with individual buyers. For some people, Black Friday sales are the way they get their kids jackets that fit, shoes that hold up to the weather. Yelling at them doesn’t help the cause.
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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I love them
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
My mom sent a video of everyone saying hi since I couldn't be there, but before she walked in the room she said "Please pardon [youngest brother's] outfit, he didn't know what time we were eating." And then she rounds the corner and he's wearing a t-shirt, looking completely normal. 😂
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Please enjoy 10 seconds of a fat groundhog enjoying an apple at my sister's house 😊
October 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My nephew drew a picture of their dog that went over the rainbow bridge earlier this year and said he's thankful they got to have him 😭 apparently he was confused why we aren't there and I'm like, we're coming for Christmas, buddy!!! I promise!
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Solidarity with everyone who might be having a difficult day today.

These days can be cozy and celebratory and full of love or... they can be lonely and painful.

If you're in the latter category, sending hope that you might find at least a piece of the former.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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I'm not the first to say it, but I think we should absolutely start a campaign to convince all the worst people that K2 is a *much* more impressive mountain to climb than Everest and we would all be much more impressed by that achievement
People should stop climbing mt everest
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I can hear this in Laszlo's voice 😂
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Friendly reminder that striking workers are asking you not to patronize ANY Starbucks store.

If you're traveling this week, your airport definitely has other options. Zero reason to even think about crossing a picket line!
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.

On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day

So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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need-a-penny, take-a-penny
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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been a while since i doodled #sheith #vld
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm very sad for everyone with nice families who might not get to go home for Thanksgiving because of the winter storm coming, but it's getting me out of playing free therapist and guilt trips about not wanting to babysit my grownass toxic cousin who loves to commit felonies. So selfishly I'm glad 😂
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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One year since this canon scene where they kissed and promised each other to be happy together forever?? wow how time flies
#jayvik
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM