Ben the Hammerhead
@benhammerhead.bsky.social
Young Boomer-Old Gen Xer, polyglot, former exPat, multi-cultural. Love most shit posting snark & will otherwise call out bullshit. Also a news junkie. He/him cis gay(bi) partnered. +18 only
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Let me be extra clear
The ~only~ thing we have is
Non violent large scale mass protests
The ~only~ thing we have is
Non violent large scale mass protests
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mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
My mind & body dont give a fuck that it’s 3:54
my soul tho is tired
my soul tho is tired
February 16, 2026 at 8:54 AM
My mind & body dont give a fuck that it’s 3:54
my soul tho is tired
my soul tho is tired
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Todays & yesterday’s outing
February 16, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Todays & yesterday’s outing
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Magyar: “If Viktor Orbán remains, the permanent state of emergency remains, the lack of transparency, unpredictable decision-making, night decrees, drifting out of the European Union, and chaos ruled by the will of a single person obsessed with unlimited power.”
February 16, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Magyar: “If Viktor Orbán remains, the permanent state of emergency remains, the lack of transparency, unpredictable decision-making, night decrees, drifting out of the European Union, and chaos ruled by the will of a single person obsessed with unlimited power.”
Todays & yesterday’s outing
February 16, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Todays & yesterday’s outing
What is heaven
And why is this hell
And why is this hell
February 15, 2026 at 1:15 PM
What is heaven
And why is this hell
And why is this hell
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lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
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consciously uncoupling this dookie from ma ass
February 15, 2026 at 12:49 AM
consciously uncoupling this dookie from ma ass
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just a regular reminder to please alt text twitter screenshots with the names of the dipshits who tweeted them so those of us who left twitter in part to get away from said dipshits and muted said dipshits' names upon arriving here don't have to see their continued dipshittery
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
just a regular reminder to please alt text twitter screenshots with the names of the dipshits who tweeted them so those of us who left twitter in part to get away from said dipshits and muted said dipshits' names upon arriving here don't have to see their continued dipshittery
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There it is. Now we're talking.
NFL franchise owners in the EPSTEIN e-mails & assorted docs
Partial list:
*Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots
*Steve Tisch, co-owner of the New York Giants
*Stephen Ross, owner of the Miami Dolphins
*Zygi Wilf, owner of the Minnesota Vikings
*Arthur Blank, owner of the Atlanta Falcons
Partial list:
*Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots
*Steve Tisch, co-owner of the New York Giants
*Stephen Ross, owner of the Miami Dolphins
*Zygi Wilf, owner of the Minnesota Vikings
*Arthur Blank, owner of the Atlanta Falcons
The NFL Owners and Olympic Organizers in Epstein’s Inbox
The sports media is ignoring the story, but wealthy sports figures are all over the Epstein files.
www.thenation.com
February 15, 2026 at 2:06 AM
There it is. Now we're talking.
Them: have a blessed day
Me: projectile vomits in their face
Me: projectile vomits in their face
February 14, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Them: have a blessed day
Me: projectile vomits in their face
Me: projectile vomits in their face
Actually yesterday
Today’s outing, Sandhills cranes with colts (chicks)
February 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Actually yesterday
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Exlax … you’d be surprised how retentive you’ve been
February 14, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Exlax … you’d be surprised how retentive you’ve been
Exlax … you’d be surprised how retentive you’ve been
February 14, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Exlax … you’d be surprised how retentive you’ve been
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I sneezed and got a bit of snot in my cleavage.
Anyway… thought of you.
Anyway… thought of you.
February 14, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I sneezed and got a bit of snot in my cleavage.
Anyway… thought of you.
Anyway… thought of you.
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A federal judge used part of a court hearing to read death threats she received following her ruling blocking the Trump administration from ending temporary immigration protections for Haitians living in the US. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Federal judge reads death threats during hearing on Trump decision to end legal protections for Haitians
U.S. District Judge Ana Reyes received the threats after her ruling blocking the Trump administration from ending TPS for Haitians while a lawsuit proceeded.
www.nbcnews.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:57 AM
A federal judge used part of a court hearing to read death threats she received following her ruling blocking the Trump administration from ending temporary immigration protections for Haitians living in the US. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Today’s outing, Sandhills cranes with colts (chicks)
February 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Today’s outing, Sandhills cranes with colts (chicks)
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Generally not a fan of the death penal or public executions. However, I am becoming persuadable in certain circumstances.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Generally not a fan of the death penal or public executions. However, I am becoming persuadable in certain circumstances.
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hol up
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece.
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece
The Justice Department alleges that CBP officer and supervisor Andres Wilkinson had been living in Laredo, Texas, with a woman who had overstayed her visa and is now in the U.S. illegally.
cbsn.ws
February 13, 2026 at 5:55 AM
hol up
Why do I wake up in the middle of the night?
My lack of faith in humanity
My lack of faith in humanity
February 13, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Why do I wake up in the middle of the night?
My lack of faith in humanity
My lack of faith in humanity
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Up before the sun rises. Just fucking kill me already.
February 13, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Up before the sun rises. Just fucking kill me already.