Bigfootrotica
@bigfootrotica.bsky.social
Friendly neighborhood cryptid in the woods of Alexandria and Arlington, VA. Local news commenter.
Opinions and fur are my own.
Apologies to Denver Riggleman for the unpleasantness.
Opinions and fur are my own.
Apologies to Denver Riggleman for the unpleasantness.
Are you humans… ok? I expect a lot of you but what the hell?!
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Are you humans… ok? I expect a lot of you but what the hell?!
Play your cards right and she’ll play in Yarmouth.
Sent picture of Nutsa to wife.
WIFE: Nutsa?
2-YEAR-OLD: It is NOT a Nutsa.
So there you have it.
WIFE: Nutsa?
2-YEAR-OLD: It is NOT a Nutsa.
So there you have it.
December 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Play your cards right and she’ll play in Yarmouth.
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Bofa was already booked
Sent picture of Nutsa to wife.
WIFE: Nutsa?
2-YEAR-OLD: It is NOT a Nutsa.
So there you have it.
WIFE: Nutsa?
2-YEAR-OLD: It is NOT a Nutsa.
So there you have it.
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Bofa was already booked
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What do you call Santa without a GPS?
A lost Claus...
A lost Claus...
December 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
What do you call Santa without a GPS?
A lost Claus...
A lost Claus...
This explains the ARLNow comment section.
December 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This explains the ARLNow comment section.
This is the only explanation for the cast not representing reality of Manhattan demographics and how they think people afford rent
The TV show FRIENDS was actually made by aliens and that the actors were aliens and the crew were aliens and the script writers were aliens. Stupid fucking aliens.
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This is the only explanation for the cast not representing reality of Manhattan demographics and how they think people afford rent
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I mean, they clearly weren't assigned gingerbread men at birth because there's clearly no gingerbread penises, and they aren't providing any indications of actual gender, so I'm not sure why this Susan person is so sure of the gender of these cookies and insistent on regressive ginger roles.
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I mean, they clearly weren't assigned gingerbread men at birth because there's clearly no gingerbread penises, and they aren't providing any indications of actual gender, so I'm not sure why this Susan person is so sure of the gender of these cookies and insistent on regressive ginger roles.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
Ok humans, you have some explaining to do.
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Ok humans, you have some explaining to do.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Who among us hasn’t been in this situation?
Also something something your mom and/or Georgia O’Keefe joke. I haven’t had enough coffee to be funny yet.
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
Also something something your mom and/or Georgia O’Keefe joke. I haven’t had enough coffee to be funny yet.
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture
Firefighters embarked on an "extraordinary rescue mission" when an American exchange student got his leg trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Who among us hasn’t been in this situation?
Also something something your mom and/or Georgia O’Keefe joke. I haven’t had enough coffee to be funny yet.
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
Also something something your mom and/or Georgia O’Keefe joke. I haven’t had enough coffee to be funny yet.
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
To the window
To the wall
Ride Metro to the malls
To the wall
Ride Metro to the malls
Get ready for Black Friday and Small Business Saturday! Metro will take you to the best shopping destinations in the region:
🛍️ Tysons Corner Center
🛍️ Fashion Centre at Pentagon City
🛍️ Georgetown
🛍️ CityCenterDC
Don’t forget to hit up the local shops by bus or train!
🛍️ Tysons Corner Center
🛍️ Fashion Centre at Pentagon City
🛍️ Georgetown
🛍️ CityCenterDC
Don’t forget to hit up the local shops by bus or train!
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
To the window
To the wall
Ride Metro to the malls
To the wall
Ride Metro to the malls
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Tony: Hey Dave. Check it out. I added a button to the login page.
Dave: Oh yeah?
Tony: Yeah it's right there. See that right there, little oval in blue with a check mark next to it, says "stay logged in on this device"?
Dave: Oh yeah ok cool. What's it do?
Tony: literally nothing
Dave: Oh yeah?
Tony: Yeah it's right there. See that right there, little oval in blue with a check mark next to it, says "stay logged in on this device"?
Dave: Oh yeah ok cool. What's it do?
Tony: literally nothing
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Tony: Hey Dave. Check it out. I added a button to the login page.
Dave: Oh yeah?
Tony: Yeah it's right there. See that right there, little oval in blue with a check mark next to it, says "stay logged in on this device"?
Dave: Oh yeah ok cool. What's it do?
Tony: literally nothing
Dave: Oh yeah?
Tony: Yeah it's right there. See that right there, little oval in blue with a check mark next to it, says "stay logged in on this device"?
Dave: Oh yeah ok cool. What's it do?
Tony: literally nothing
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Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, America!
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Not much is known about our family’s patriarch. Sometimes in genealogy, the surname itself can be a clue. Mason, Baker, and Smith, for example, are all family names derived from an occupation, but the inscrutable origin of Ratbait is lost in the fog of English and American history.
As a Direct Descendent of a Mayflower Pilgrim, Thanksgiving Means a Little More to Me, Bartholomew Dunston Ratbait IV
In a meritocracy like the United States, fine breeding and birthright may seem like antiquated notions, but for a few storied American surnames (yo...
buff.ly
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Not much is known about our family’s patriarch. Sometimes in genealogy, the surname itself can be a clue. Mason, Baker, and Smith, for example, are all family names derived from an occupation, but the inscrutable origin of Ratbait is lost in the fog of English and American history.
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happy Thanksgiving! in the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln, “Now by God I’ll see if I can’t cut up this turkey without farting!”
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
happy Thanksgiving! in the immortal words of Abraham Lincoln, “Now by God I’ll see if I can’t cut up this turkey without farting!”
Happy WKRP Turkey Drop Day to those who celebrate
two men standing in front of a door with the words as god is my witness on the bottom
Alt: Scene from WKRP in Cincinnati, where they dropped live turkeys from a helicopter as a Thanksgiving giveaway.
Two men are covered in blood and feathers on their suits. Caption “As God is My Witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Happy WKRP Turkey Drop Day to those who celebrate
Crickets. I can’t believe they thought I am related to a deer.
Or maybe I am and I need have a chat with grandpa. He did get extra sad when they shot Bambis mom.
Or maybe I am and I need have a chat with grandpa. He did get extra sad when they shot Bambis mom.
November 26, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Crickets. I can’t believe they thought I am related to a deer.
Or maybe I am and I need have a chat with grandpa. He did get extra sad when they shot Bambis mom.
Or maybe I am and I need have a chat with grandpa. He did get extra sad when they shot Bambis mom.
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
DOOOOOOMMMM!
It’s also 45 years since oil drillers accidentally hit a salt mine, and Lake Peigneur in Louisiana disappeared, taking oil platform and barges with it. Mind you, it did also cause a canal to reverse, refilling the lake with water from the Gulf of Mexico
Lake Peigneur: The Swirling Vortex of Doom
Early in the morning on November 20, 1980, twelve men decided to abandon their oil drilling rig on the suspicion that it was beginning to collapse beneath
www.damninteresting.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
DOOOOOOMMMM!
While I am at it, I’m also not a real monkey.
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
While I am at it, I’m also not a real monkey.
Ok before this gets too far, I need to come clean.
I am in the Epstein files.
There’s a guy in Nebraska named Kyle Epstein who has been tracking cryptids since the days of Usenet and I did an interview with him once.
I am in the Epstein files.
There’s a guy in Nebraska named Kyle Epstein who has been tracking cryptids since the days of Usenet and I did an interview with him once.
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ok before this gets too far, I need to come clean.
I am in the Epstein files.
There’s a guy in Nebraska named Kyle Epstein who has been tracking cryptids since the days of Usenet and I did an interview with him once.
I am in the Epstein files.
There’s a guy in Nebraska named Kyle Epstein who has been tracking cryptids since the days of Usenet and I did an interview with him once.
Turns out it was actually just Tim Allen wearing a costume which surprises no one who knows anything about Tim Allen.
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Turns out it was actually just Tim Allen wearing a costume which surprises no one who knows anything about Tim Allen.
Public Service Announcement: Krampus is a pretty cool guy off the clock.
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Public Service Announcement: Krampus is a pretty cool guy off the clock.