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John Lebow
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John's just this guy, you know.... a he/him guy, that is.
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And you know what... watch one of the best, funniest funeral speeches you will ever see.

Courtesy of me.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Nl...
I know these things pop up all the time, but did people ACTUALLY make and eat this? I'm only in my 40's, so I seem to have missed the great cut-off for 'have you put it in jello?'
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
teeheehee
Trump didn't write in a Truth Social post that the "Trans Siberian Orchestra has exactly 24 days to figure out if they are male or female Siberian orchestra." The person who created the fake post labeled it as satire.
www.snopes.com/fact-check/t...
Beware of fake Trump post telling Trans-Siberian Orchestra to 'figure out' its gender
The U.S. president also didn't say that he told Santa to give girls two dolls each for Christmas because "that's how much" he loves "little girls."
www.snopes.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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If you work on Discord and you follow me, can you please stop working on Discord? It already works. The shit you're adding is just slop. Stop it.
December 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
He really is!
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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It’s me. I’m your model for positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Same family, different genre is this one that never ceases to Crack me up.

And to be clear, Fuck Dom Cherry.

youtu.be/qdJp5-g69go?...
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Joy Division vs Charlie Brown dance party also slaps...
October 8, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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I'm writing a parody video about renting in Toronto and trying to come up with a list of wildly absurd things landlords demand in your applications now, but they're all just sounding true. We live in hell, satire is dead, etc etc
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"Good night, get some rest... tomorrow is ankther say."

Goddamn, The Pitt fucking rules.
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
One of the benefits of hitting my advanced age is that I cry at everything.

... and I fucking love this.
Girl Guides of Canada has made a statement, likely in response to the cowardly decisions of Girlguiding UK. 🏳️‍⚧️
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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"Wrapped" is the single most creative way to sell "our service collects data on you constantly and that's fun." Spotify figured that out first. They have yet to hit a second innovation that endears them to users, despite trying such tactics as "ads for ICE" and "paying musicians bupkis."
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Slightly Diminish a Band:

The Larvae
You, Too
Nine Centimetre Nails
Mud Temple Pilots
Johnny Credit
Father Roach
Rolling Pebbles
Linkin Cafe & Parkette
Imperial
AlexisNotOnFire
Our Lady Content
The Gravesites
Slightly Diminish a Band:

They're Probably Windmills
Slightly diminish a band:

They’re Probably Not Giants
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Wait... so ICE is buying Canadian vehicles? I feel like Americans should be more pissed than Canadians about this one.

All the talk about trade, and you can't make your own Urban Assault Vehicles? My dude, that's literally your brand right now!
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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HEY CANADA.

MP Elizabeth May is sponsoring a petition to get Electoral Reform back in front of Parliament.

Could all of us who were utterly betrayed in 2016 when JT reneged on this please go put our electrons onto this one? yes, yes, the petitions don't mean a thing WILL happen, but there was […]
Original post on cosocial.ca
cosocial.ca
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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People see that and go "snert: well actually neurons firing is how we..."

Shut up.

Philosophy helps you learn how to think critically, how to organize your thoughts clearly. It helps you identify bad arguments and articulate WHY they are bad.
December 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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today would be the perfect day for this
Once again I am asking for a public onsen with an adjacent sandwich shop and free childcare in my neighborhood

Is that too much to ask
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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even if film and tv were treated as entirely separate categories here i might answer steve buscemi for both
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.

I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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This new Ontario SDF scandal is not to be confused with last month's Ontario SDF scandal, around career colleges
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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As A Jew™️ who loves Christmas music but came to it late, here are what the genres feel like to me:
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
December 2, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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As a fellow Jew who....well has to be immersed in Christmas every year, do not forget the all important genres:
- it's snowing and we're all very interested in decorated store windows for some reason
and
- CHRISTMAS TREES ARE EFFING LIT YOU ALL.
As A Jew™️ who loves Christmas music but came to it late, here are what the genres feel like to me:
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
December 11, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Dear NDP...
your political platform can’t just be against something, you have to be FOR something, and the thing you’re FOR has to be BETTER than the thing that IS

hope this helps
December 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Please stop and enjoy a few moments of our happy sheep munching a mountain of pumpkins. 🐑 🐏
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM