Too Cold, Bones Hurt
@bogoheathums.bsky.social
I do art
sometimes I post before thinking about it
I heard the head of antifa was single now so you think I have a shot
October 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I heard the head of antifa was single now so you think I have a shot
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It's a me, Mario
I ate the ketamine,,
I ate the ketamine,,
October 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's a me, Mario
I ate the ketamine,,
I ate the ketamine,,
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just got some mail delivered to my mailbox; gunna let that marinate in there for two weeks before setting it on my kitchen counter for three weeks
October 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
just got some mail delivered to my mailbox; gunna let that marinate in there for two weeks before setting it on my kitchen counter for three weeks
Becoming ungovernable by forgetting how to read
October 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Becoming ungovernable by forgetting how to read
Why is everyone talking about Magda Goebbels strudel
Is it a sex thing
Is it a sex thing
October 3, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Why is everyone talking about Magda Goebbels strudel
Is it a sex thing
Is it a sex thing
Dick Clark's Fuckin' New Years Eve
October 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Dick Clark's Fuckin' New Years Eve
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just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand."
that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.
that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.
October 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
just thinking about the first time i met Dr. Goodall. I was at the Dallas Zoo and ran into her out of the blue. I told her I was a huge fan and I'll never forget her response: "I am not Jane Goodall. I'm not even a woman. Please stop shaking my hand."
that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.
that's just how Jane was, incredibly humble.
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you far leftists just need to simmer down and listen to what the man has to say
September 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
you far leftists just need to simmer down and listen to what the man has to say
October 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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everyone should be sabotaging social media platforms by uploading this video multiple times a day
September 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
everyone should be sabotaging social media platforms by uploading this video multiple times a day
Asheville, go look at this man's terrifying plump thighs
I always love romping around in Asheville, come join me this Saturday 9/27 and get tix here!! 🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/modelface-...
September 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Asheville, go look at this man's terrifying plump thighs
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god, Klobuchar is such a good name for like, a giant war golem
September 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
god, Klobuchar is such a good name for like, a giant war golem
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me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines
September 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines
September 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Hakeem Jeffries has soft wet hands, and he doesn’t laugh at movies until he sees other people laughing and he bought a male girdle but was too ashamed to wear it to church but then one day he did and a row of kids behind him laughed and took pictures of his odd silhouette.
September 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Hakeem Jeffries has soft wet hands, and he doesn’t laugh at movies until he sees other people laughing and he bought a male girdle but was too ashamed to wear it to church but then one day he did and a row of kids behind him laughed and took pictures of his odd silhouette.
Ingles grocery store are a shit from hell and bob ingle is like a hillbilly Voldemort look it up
Ingles Haters Club
September 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Ingles grocery store are a shit from hell and bob ingle is like a hillbilly Voldemort look it up
A billionaire with a good take as a treat
A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.
All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.
September 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
A billionaire with a good take as a treat
September 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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If we all pull our bootstraps really hard at the same time we can launch the earth into the sun.
December 5, 2024 at 8:55 PM
If we all pull our bootstraps really hard at the same time we can launch the earth into the sun.
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September 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
September 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Lanabubu del Rey
September 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Lanabubu del Rey
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*watching innocent people rapidly acquire the cursed knowledge that has driven me to madness* oh no
September 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
*watching innocent people rapidly acquire the cursed knowledge that has driven me to madness* oh no
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i refuse to join a cult where they lionize Horrible Guys™️ i will only join a cult where we can make pee-pee jokes and draw dicks on all the mirrors and eat french toast hot dogs every other saturday
September 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i refuse to join a cult where they lionize Horrible Guys™️ i will only join a cult where we can make pee-pee jokes and draw dicks on all the mirrors and eat french toast hot dogs every other saturday
September 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM