Brian Michael Scully
@brianscully.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 He/Him. CURRENT: Avatar: The Last Airbender for Netflix. PREV: Six of Crows. Screenwriter/Producer (PGA). Salty FFXIV healer.
Punch Nazis.
AI sucks.
Punch Nazis.
AI sucks.
When we creatives complain that studios always learn the wrong lessons from success, this is the kind of shit we mean.
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
When we creatives complain that studios always learn the wrong lessons from success, this is the kind of shit we mean.
The Simpsons was a documentary
February 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The Simpsons was a documentary
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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Subject: E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Title: Xbox LIVE - E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Xbox LIVE
E-STOP: Message to Impacted Users
Dear Xbox LIVE member,
This message is to notify you that Xbox LIVE has permanently suspended the Xbox LIVE
account associated with this email address. This action is based on the New York Attorney
GeneralAs partnership with Microsoft and other online gaming companies to remove New York
registered sex offenders from online gaming services to minimize the risk to others, particularly
children. As a result, any Xbox LIVE account associated with this email address will not be able
to connect to Xbox LIVE.
If you have an Xbox LIVE Gold subscription, or any unused Microsoft points, we are refunding
the remaining value of those to you within 30 days.
If you do not receive a refund within 30 days, or if you feel that you have been banned
incorrectly, please send Microsoft a notice using the process at www.xbox.com/notice.
Sincerely,
Xbox LIVE
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January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
hey babe what's your sign?
January 30, 2026 at 10:05 PM
hey babe what's your sign?
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ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began https://theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murders-committed-by-5-year-olds-since-child-detainments-began/
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The bad news is that this site is almost certainly filled with feds by now. The good news is that we can give them all fetishes that will absolutely make them question their entire lives. This is the plot to pretty much every Grant Morrison comic by the way.
January 30, 2026 at 5:36 AM
The bad news is that this site is almost certainly filled with feds by now. The good news is that we can give them all fetishes that will absolutely make them question their entire lives. This is the plot to pretty much every Grant Morrison comic by the way.
is this some new form of double satire
Love how former Reporter Against Disinformation Ben Collins has essentially turned The Onion into his own personal cog in the anti-Democratic Party disinformation complex.
January 30, 2026 at 4:55 PM
is this some new form of double satire
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I’m not sure the writers on this website necessarily match the image of the profession being taught to the first grader in her career unit
January 30, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I’m not sure the writers on this website necessarily match the image of the profession being taught to the first grader in her career unit
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Two questions: are you fucking kidding me and are they staffing?
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Two questions: are you fucking kidding me and are they staffing?
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white evangelical christianity is a religion of fascism and death, part a billion.
The Pew poll, conducted Jan. 20-26, found majorities of all religious groups except white evangelicals disapprove of Trump. White evangelicals give him a net 69% approval, which is about the same as in 2019.
January 29, 2026 at 10:51 PM
white evangelical christianity is a religion of fascism and death, part a billion.
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The junior senator from Massachusetts - a Democrat - just said Democrats supporting the funding of the DHS and ICE support the murder of Americans.
He said the quiet part aloud, the part Dems have been trying to gaslight you about.
The party is openly collaborating with the regime's power grab.
He said the quiet part aloud, the part Dems have been trying to gaslight you about.
The party is openly collaborating with the regime's power grab.
Right now, Democrats have the power to defund and abolish ICE. We should do it. This is about right and wrong—and the murder we are seeing on the streets is just plain wrong. Anyone who supports funding DHS and ICE is supporting the murder of Americans. We can stop this.
January 30, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The junior senator from Massachusetts - a Democrat - just said Democrats supporting the funding of the DHS and ICE support the murder of Americans.
He said the quiet part aloud, the part Dems have been trying to gaslight you about.
The party is openly collaborating with the regime's power grab.
He said the quiet part aloud, the part Dems have been trying to gaslight you about.
The party is openly collaborating with the regime's power grab.
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
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ok the full clip is way better than the little one going around. her whole team try to get her to bail on the event and she's like no, I came to speak. incredible example.
REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
ok the full clip is way better than the little one going around. her whole team try to get her to bail on the event and she's like no, I came to speak. incredible example.
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This dude really is Sean Penn from One Battle After Another.
January 27, 2026 at 10:23 PM
This dude really is Sean Penn from One Battle After Another.
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“That’s just her hand”
that is a fist, cope so hard, bro
that is a fist, cope so hard, bro
January 28, 2026 at 2:42 AM
“That’s just her hand”
that is a fist, cope so hard, bro
that is a fist, cope so hard, bro
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it is beautiful how we are having another moment of Bluesky unity. everybody basking in the glow of how Ilhan Omar was very visibly gonna punch that dude in the mouth
January 28, 2026 at 2:28 AM
it is beautiful how we are having another moment of Bluesky unity. everybody basking in the glow of how Ilhan Omar was very visibly gonna punch that dude in the mouth
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finally a good dating app
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
Story: www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 PM
finally a good dating app
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SCOOP
Meta has started blocking links to ICE List on Facebook, Instagram and Threads
www.wired.com/story/meta-i...
Meta has started blocking links to ICE List on Facebook, Instagram and Threads
www.wired.com/story/meta-i...
Meta Is Blocking Users From Sharing Website Listing ICE Agents
Users of Facebook, Instagram, and Threads can no longer share links to ICE List, a website listing what it claims are the names of thousands of DHS employees.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:25 PM
SCOOP
Meta has started blocking links to ICE List on Facebook, Instagram and Threads
www.wired.com/story/meta-i...
Meta has started blocking links to ICE List on Facebook, Instagram and Threads
www.wired.com/story/meta-i...
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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
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Bovino shipping out is beating the miniboss. It’s the henchman getting yelled at by the villain. It’s Act 1. Stay vigilant
January 27, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Bovino shipping out is beating the miniboss. It’s the henchman getting yelled at by the villain. It’s Act 1. Stay vigilant
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First off Philly never threw batteries at Santa, it was snowballs. Who shows up to a game with batteries? Second off, if we did throw batteries at Santa, he deserved it. Eagles sucked that season and we were pissed
January 26, 2026 at 4:35 AM
First off Philly never threw batteries at Santa, it was snowballs. Who shows up to a game with batteries? Second off, if we did throw batteries at Santa, he deserved it. Eagles sucked that season and we were pissed
My people saw a peace loving hitchhiking robot and beat it to death and left the shattered remains of its corpse on the ground. Philly will make ICE sob for mercy before we’ve even finished our morning scrapple.
imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 5:43 PM
My people saw a peace loving hitchhiking robot and beat it to death and left the shattered remains of its corpse on the ground. Philly will make ICE sob for mercy before we’ve even finished our morning scrapple.
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Our timing is stupidly impeccable. We are losing so many chances at great discoveries & applications for mRNA b/c of HHS.
mRNA vaccines engineered for high risk skin cancers reduced the risk of recurrence & death by 50% over 5 yrs, compared to standard treatment.
🧪 arstechnica.com/health/2026/...
mRNA vaccines engineered for high risk skin cancers reduced the risk of recurrence & death by 50% over 5 yrs, compared to standard treatment.
🧪 arstechnica.com/health/2026/...
mRNA cancer vaccine shows protection at 5-year follow-up, Moderna and Merck say
The vaccines are tailor-made to target each patient's unique cancer.
arstechnica.com
January 25, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Our timing is stupidly impeccable. We are losing so many chances at great discoveries & applications for mRNA b/c of HHS.
mRNA vaccines engineered for high risk skin cancers reduced the risk of recurrence & death by 50% over 5 yrs, compared to standard treatment.
🧪 arstechnica.com/health/2026/...
mRNA vaccines engineered for high risk skin cancers reduced the risk of recurrence & death by 50% over 5 yrs, compared to standard treatment.
🧪 arstechnica.com/health/2026/...