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this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit
The behind the scenes for each episode are so fucking good.
Raymun Fossoway is the OG bro. He's my best friend
February 2, 2026 at 1:35 PM
The behind the scenes for each episode are so fucking good.
Raymun Fossoway is the OG bro. He's my best friend
February 2, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Raymun Fossoway is the OG bro. He's my best friend
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ever wanted to go to jail on a civil case?
February 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
ever wanted to go to jail on a civil case?
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“I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things” is so funny man like bro I could be pedophiling like crazy and still be in my mind palace planning EPIC elden ring builds and thinking up DANK racist memes to post in the groyper group chat. thats just how good I am 😎
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
“I would still have 99% of my mind available to think about other things” is so funny man like bro I could be pedophiling like crazy and still be in my mind palace planning EPIC elden ring builds and thinking up DANK racist memes to post in the groyper group chat. thats just how good I am 😎
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in retrospect in the wake of the epstein files being released, no wonder ‘me too’ was met with such anger and ultimately those in power it meant to target never face many consequences
February 1, 2026 at 5:28 PM
in retrospect in the wake of the epstein files being released, no wonder ‘me too’ was met with such anger and ultimately those in power it meant to target never face many consequences
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Bought the website and constantly tried to game it for no other reason than he desperately wants people to think he’s cool and funny and everyone is just making fun of him for being such a social black hole that even pedophiles don’t want him anywhere near them
February 1, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Bought the website and constantly tried to game it for no other reason than he desperately wants people to think he’s cool and funny and everyone is just making fun of him for being such a social black hole that even pedophiles don’t want him anywhere near them
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I am the same but with my potion
February 1, 2026 at 7:49 AM
I am the same but with my potion
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Smart Guy: I gave 44 rocks of OpenCrack to my Claudeswarm to regulate my breathing but Gurpsqrl pinged every 1.5s asking “is it time to inhale yet” and smoked all 44 rocks in 12 minutes, after which I started suffocating.
Me: I just breathe naturally.
Guy: lol enjoy using 2% of your brain Luddite
Me: I just breathe naturally.
Guy: lol enjoy using 2% of your brain Luddite
February 1, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Smart Guy: I gave 44 rocks of OpenCrack to my Claudeswarm to regulate my breathing but Gurpsqrl pinged every 1.5s asking “is it time to inhale yet” and smoked all 44 rocks in 12 minutes, after which I started suffocating.
Me: I just breathe naturally.
Guy: lol enjoy using 2% of your brain Luddite
Me: I just breathe naturally.
Guy: lol enjoy using 2% of your brain Luddite
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I wake on my own every morning just before dawn, filled with a love for life and this world.
I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives
February 1, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I wake on my own every morning just before dawn, filled with a love for life and this world.
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honestly one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen. i cannot believe this. i feel insane seeing this and it being real. everything is unreal
January 31, 2026 at 6:42 PM
honestly one of the most insane things i’ve ever seen. i cannot believe this. i feel insane seeing this and it being real. everything is unreal
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every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
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Pretty sure they’ll just wind up in America as clearly that’s where all the billionaire sex criminals live safely. Like America is the repository for these deranged sickos
A lot of these tech fascists are gonna end up living out their days in Russia or Saudi Arabia or something. Musk might skip all that and run away from the earth entirely.
January 31, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Pretty sure they’ll just wind up in America as clearly that’s where all the billionaire sex criminals live safely. Like America is the repository for these deranged sickos
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Every celebrity connected to Epstein: “I was there for the big brain conferences”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
January 31, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Every celebrity connected to Epstein: “I was there for the big brain conferences”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
Every Celebrity email to Epstein:
Celebrity: “Will young girls be there?”
Epstein: “their all coming to my iland”
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lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
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How is Melania the only person with a bespoke font in the Epstein Files?
oh my god
January 30, 2026 at 9:23 PM
How is Melania the only person with a bespoke font in the Epstein Files?
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I love that in the last 3 and a half months, I lost my job, and now with the shutdown, I am losing my job again, and then I get to lose my job again after the shutdown and then I get to lose my job again 2 months later
January 30, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I love that in the last 3 and a half months, I lost my job, and now with the shutdown, I am losing my job again, and then I get to lose my job again after the shutdown and then I get to lose my job again 2 months later
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They're waiting for you Gordon. In the echo chamberrrr.
January 28, 2026 at 5:03 PM
They're waiting for you Gordon. In the echo chamberrrr.
Bruh Ive been paying for geoguessr for 4+ years
January 26, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Bruh Ive been paying for geoguessr for 4+ years
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If I get shot by ICE and someone tries to say this about me I give all of you permission to burn down their house
In case you want to know what’s happening on threads
January 26, 2026 at 5:25 PM
If I get shot by ICE and someone tries to say this about me I give all of you permission to burn down their house
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i genuinely think if you think protesters are paid to be at a protest you are potentially the lowest rung of the ladder of intelligence. you just won’t make it
January 26, 2026 at 5:28 PM
i genuinely think if you think protesters are paid to be at a protest you are potentially the lowest rung of the ladder of intelligence. you just won’t make it