Bruce Ediger
@bruceediger.bsky.social
Passionate about Xiphactinus, and Big Boxes of Old Cables. I miss my 13W3.
https://bruceediger.com
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https://bruceediger.com
https://github.com/bediger4000
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"hey werent you trying to profile webgpu and canvas a while ago"
"yeah dont bother"
"i tried anyways, it seems like they made it as hard and shitty as possible on purpose"
"theyre hiding all the non timer/perf fingerprints"
"its so crazy how ads ruin everything"
"yeah dont bother"
"i tried anyways, it seems like they made it as hard and shitty as possible on purpose"
"theyre hiding all the non timer/perf fingerprints"
"its so crazy how ads ruin everything"
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"hey werent you trying to profile webgpu and canvas a while ago"
"yeah dont bother"
"i tried anyways, it seems like they made it as hard and shitty as possible on purpose"
"theyre hiding all the non timer/perf fingerprints"
"its so crazy how ads ruin everything"
"yeah dont bother"
"i tried anyways, it seems like they made it as hard and shitty as possible on purpose"
"theyre hiding all the non timer/perf fingerprints"
"its so crazy how ads ruin everything"
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
A feller could have a helluva weekend in Paris with this!
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A feller could have a helluva weekend in Paris with this!
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
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BBC confirms it edited out historian's criticism of president: 'Trump’s threats worked'
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
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BBC confirms it edited out historian's criticism of president: 'Trump’s threats worked'
The BBC confirmed it edited a section of a historian's speech to remove criticism of President Donald Trump after he threatened to sue the company over a separate issue.Dutch author and historian Rutg...
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November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
BBC confirms it edited out historian's criticism of president: 'Trump’s threats worked'
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...
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shared with consent from friend who was on site for this latest gassing of neighbors gathering outside for their community in Minnesota.
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
shared with consent from friend who was on site for this latest gassing of neighbors gathering outside for their community in Minnesota.
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I think we can all agree that blueberry (made with fresh blueberries) is objectively the best pie.
Ok this take is unhinged BUT I have my own version of this, which is that I actually hate pumpkin pie.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I think we can all agree that blueberry (made with fresh blueberries) is objectively the best pie.
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And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
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Hot pumpkin pie is baby food. It's not gross, but let's acknowledge that we are adults eating baby food.
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hot pumpkin pie is baby food. It's not gross, but let's acknowledge that we are adults eating baby food.
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Fellas, is it brat to fuck a couch?
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Fellas, is it brat to fuck a couch?
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It's cool how people can just lie, now. Like, sure, not one human being believes you, but also nobody gives a shit. The flu shot causes cancer. ChatGPT predicted the last eight celebrity deaths, including date and time. JD Vance is twins, J and D, who take turns. AOC is Marshmello. Whatever.
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It's cool how people can just lie, now. Like, sure, not one human being believes you, but also nobody gives a shit. The flu shot causes cancer. ChatGPT predicted the last eight celebrity deaths, including date and time. JD Vance is twins, J and D, who take turns. AOC is Marshmello. Whatever.
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Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Trump Wrongly Indicted Me, I’ll Rightly Impeach Him | Kat Abughazaleh Speaks at Lincoln Memorial
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
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November 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
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"JD Vance is lactating" is the sort of sentence I wish never appeared in my mind.
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"JD Vance is lactating" is the sort of sentence I wish never appeared in my mind.
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The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
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The infamous flop has released its long-unseen final eight episodes for free, allowing U.S. Friends diehards to watch the spinoff's full run for the first time.
Friends Spinoff Joey Releases 8 'New' Episodes Online — Nearly 20 Years Later - TVLine
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November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The infamous flop has released its long-unseen final eight episodes for free, allowing U.S. Friends diehards to watch the spinoff's full run for the first time.
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The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
November 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The main difference between their characters is that I would view Butthead as being morally culpable for his crimes in a way I wouldn’t for Beavis. Beavis I’m almost instantly arguing down to manslaughter, Butthead is full Murder One
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The difference between North and South (and urban and rural) on questions of race. www.pbump.net/o/how-differ...
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The difference between North and South (and urban and rural) on questions of race. www.pbump.net/o/how-differ...
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Really worried what bombshell Lizza will drop next:
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Really worried what bombshell Lizza will drop next:
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A Viking Age Masterpiece Revealed: Oseberg Ship’s Original Serpent Head Makes Its Debut www.medievalists.net/2025/06/viki... #Vikings #Museumsky #Norway
A Viking Age Masterpiece Revealed: Oseberg Ship’s Original Serpent Head Makes Its Debut - Medievalists.net
After more than a century in storage, a remarkable Viking artefact is finally revealed
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June 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
A Viking Age Masterpiece Revealed: Oseberg Ship’s Original Serpent Head Makes Its Debut www.medievalists.net/2025/06/viki... #Vikings #Museumsky #Norway
Isn't "so routine it isn't newsworthy" a form of sanewashing? Won't someone air a supercut of these incidents?
“Piggy” is particularly egregious but he tells reporters to shut up all the time. He insults them personally and asks where they work before telling them they’re bad people.
The only way to know this is by watching the unedited videos because it’s so routine that it’s not considered newsworthy.
The only way to know this is by watching the unedited videos because it’s so routine that it’s not considered newsworthy.
Reporters shouldn’t have to take that shit just because he’s president.
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Isn't "so routine it isn't newsworthy" a form of sanewashing? Won't someone air a supercut of these incidents?
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BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
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More from Lincoln’s tomb
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
More from Lincoln’s tomb
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i'm hiding every screenshot of the "memoir" du jour because it is legitimately a cognitohazard
November 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i'm hiding every screenshot of the "memoir" du jour because it is legitimately a cognitohazard