CJ
@ceejsteak.bsky.social
Big yeeted. Inventor of the Meatza.
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Welcome to the resistance, ignorant assholes! 🫡
New poll: In 2024, low-engagement voters went for Trump over Harris by 11 percentage points. But now they disapprove of the way he's handling the presidency by 13. They have moved 25 points against Trump — 2x as large as the shift for high-knowledge voters www.gelliottmorris.com/p/trump-lost...
Trump has lost the voters who weren’t paying attention in 2024
The least-engaged Americans have swung 25 points against him since 2024 — about twice the shift among everyone else. Trump has flattened the engagement gap.
www.gelliottmorris.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Welcome to the resistance, ignorant assholes! 🫡
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Man, what?
Avengers: Doomsday directors Joe and Anthony Russo have further discussed their claim that the film's four recent trailers were not actually trailers — and now described them as "narrative information." https://bit.ly/3MBv8XY
February 12, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Man, what?
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minority report (2002)
February 12, 2026 at 3:04 PM
minority report (2002)
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Hear me out
February 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Hear me out
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I'm pretty good at operating tiny buttons in response to predetermined environmental stimuli, in case any scientists out there are looking to hand out small cheese rewards for that
February 11, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I'm pretty good at operating tiny buttons in response to predetermined environmental stimuli, in case any scientists out there are looking to hand out small cheese rewards for that
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They still can cook on X The Everything App
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
They still can cook on X The Everything App
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can I just say that, as a heterosexual, I did not feel underserved by the halftime show
February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
can I just say that, as a heterosexual, I did not feel underserved by the halftime show
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CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE: anyone more online than me is a loser phone addict and everyone less online than me are basic underdeveloped normies
A huge Australian study of tweens and teens finds best mental health among moderate social media users — not total abstainers reason.com/2026/02/09/a...
A 'Goldilocks' effect for online teens? Moderate social media users fare better than abstainers or heavy users
“Both abstinence and excessive use can be problematic,” researchers suggest.
reason.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
CONFIRMED BY SCIENCE: anyone more online than me is a loser phone addict and everyone less online than me are basic underdeveloped normies
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Me in the Criterion Closet: wow Hollow Man, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Me in the Criterion Closet: wow Hollow Man, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
Criterion employee: you aren’t allowed to bring movies in
Me in the Criterion Closet shaking my sleeves in an odd way: wow Hollow Man 2, what a film
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Showed up yet again to a doctor’s appointment on time. 50x “Dumbest fuck alive” award winner.
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Showed up yet again to a doctor’s appointment on time. 50x “Dumbest fuck alive” award winner.
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when i save "hannah montana implies the existence of 49 other hannahs" as a draft, what good does that do except delay your eventual suffering?
February 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
when i save "hannah montana implies the existence of 49 other hannahs" as a draft, what good does that do except delay your eventual suffering?
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
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Bad Bunny letting elder millennials feel included by bringing out Gaga and Ricky Martin.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Bad Bunny letting elder millennials feel included by bringing out Gaga and Ricky Martin.
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
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hot take on Lord of the Rings: there should be versions in between Theatrical and Extended. keep important scenes, lose the rest. Galadriel's gifts: important scene. Eowyn is bad at making soup: not important. get it out of here.
February 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
hot take on Lord of the Rings: there should be versions in between Theatrical and Extended. keep important scenes, lose the rest. Galadriel's gifts: important scene. Eowyn is bad at making soup: not important. get it out of here.
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if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point
February 8, 2026 at 5:30 PM
if a game turns your cursor into a little gauntlet, it automatically gets +1 point
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When I was 10 I wrote a letter to the kid’s section of the Chicago Tribune, that was printed, extolling the virtues and sophistication of Magic The Gathering over the pogs fad and look where we are now. You guys should really be listening to me about crypto and chatgpt.
February 8, 2026 at 6:17 PM
When I was 10 I wrote a letter to the kid’s section of the Chicago Tribune, that was printed, extolling the virtues and sophistication of Magic The Gathering over the pogs fad and look where we are now. You guys should really be listening to me about crypto and chatgpt.
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if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal
February 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
if you see someone posting "I CANT BELIEVE IT, HOLY SHIT" or "THIS IS UN-FUCKING REAL" later this afternoon know with confidence it's either someone watching "the big game" or more evidence of elite wrongdoing uncovered in the unending global pedophile trafficking scandal
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You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible
February 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible
My #mtg Commander tepid take/prediction: I don't think anything is changing with the hybrid rules, feels like someone at WotC said something and the content creators just needed content so they all ran with it.
February 7, 2026 at 6:52 PM
My #mtg Commander tepid take/prediction: I don't think anything is changing with the hybrid rules, feels like someone at WotC said something and the content creators just needed content so they all ran with it.
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ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons
February 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons
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Yup. I whole-heartedly believe dogs can't play basketball but once your opponent has a dog dunking on you over and over, there is no choice but to get yourself a team of dogs. You can't let it go, can't merely reciprocate, you must do the same and crush them. So it goes with partisan gerrymandering.
on the balance i think partisan gerrymandering is bad but the only way it ends is if democrats weaponize it against republicans everywhere they can. wiping out republican lawmakers in blue states might bring the GOP to the table to end the practice.
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Yup. I whole-heartedly believe dogs can't play basketball but once your opponent has a dog dunking on you over and over, there is no choice but to get yourself a team of dogs. You can't let it go, can't merely reciprocate, you must do the same and crush them. So it goes with partisan gerrymandering.