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eDiscovery lawyer, weird book fangirl, mom, furious lib. I contain multitudes. If you know me irl, no you don't.
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Protesters chanting "We're not cold, we're not afraid, Minne[apolis/sota] taught us to be brave" in Boston tonight outside Government Center station.
January 25, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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In more-civilized countries, guillotines would be the moderate option for this sort of thing
There was a huge dump of documents related to the American Association of University Professor's lawsuit against the government for abducting students. Among them is a memo March 21, 2025 memo from State Dept. that verifies Rümeysa Öztürk, a student at Tufts, was detained only for writing an op-ed.
January 23, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Protest is my cardio.
January 23, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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I'm at the civil war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
January 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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if you can make it to the end without laughing out loud at "Lazarus was DEAD" you are made of sterner stuff than I
January 20, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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@maddow.bsky.social: “There are very few Americans right now who have any idea why the United States did this. If this was about drug trafficking then why did President Trump just pardon the former President of Honduras who was convicted of sending hundreds of tons of drugs into the US?”
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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Some Dems have told themselves only ~1% of the population is trans so they can dip their toe in the anti-trans filth and come out clean.

I don't have any trans family members—but it still makes me irate. I see it as a huge red flag, a sign you are unprincipled and untrustworthy. And I'm not alone.
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
@magaziner.house.gov gets it: Human stories of suffering and disruption are what will make this country embrace empathy as a virtue again.
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I know these people were mostly born without consciences but I do think if I had to be politely asked not to use the cartoon turtle for children to promote extrajudicial killings I would wonder, if only for a second, if I was a bad person.
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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And God created paragraphs and said, "Truncate your passages, so as to separate different strands of thought, in this I shall be pleased"
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally home after 48 days in custody.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.

She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.

“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.

thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
A Disabled Child’s Mom Reported Him Missing. He Was Locked Away by Federal Immigration Authorities for 48 Days.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old who has an intellectual disability, walked away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. Houston Police called ICE.
thebarbedwire.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Rather than deal with the inconveniences of divorce — the paperwork, the math, the pitying looks — more and more women over 40 are choosing to just check out.
The Women Quietly Quitting Their Husbands
Rather than deal with the inconveniences of divorce — the paperwork, the math, the pitying looks — more and more women over 40 are choosing to just check out.
www.thecut.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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#BREAKING: A student intern at Rhode Island Superior Court was briefly taken into custody by ICE this afternoon before a judge intervened, 12 News has learned. Story by @jusolyn.bsky.social and @timwhiteri.bsky.social: ⤵️
RI judge intervenes after ICE mistakenly detains Superior Court intern
A teenager was nearly taken into federal immigration custody in Providence Thursday afternoon before a Superior Court judge intervened, according to the Rhode Island Judiciary.
www.wpri.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Ellis repeatedly accuses multiple CBP and ICE officials of lying (under oath) and says their "widespread misrepresentations call into question everything" they "say they are doing in their characterization of what is happening." She broadly discredits their testimony as objectively false.
U.S. District Judge Sara Ellis just handed down the written opinion version of her preliminary injunction order, regarding use of force by federal agents in Chicago.

It's the one already put on hold by the 7th Circuit.

It's 233 pages.

Here you go: cst.brightspotcdn.com/49/34/daecfb...
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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My “my 17 references to George Soros aren’t political” footnote is raising a lot of questions answered by my footnote.
But worry not, he has a footnote explaining why his fixation on Soros "is not political."
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Just to prove you are worth an 8p stamp.
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
"The fact that Trump and Bondi botched the appointment of Halligan is a helpful additional point of attack for Comey and James, but it should never have come to this. It’s almost a lucky break, where the incompetence overwhelmed the corruption."
Pam Bondi Takes a Beating in Court Over Lindsey Halligan’s Dubious Appointment
I was in federal court this morning in Alexandria, Virginia, for a...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
@pressley.house.gov for anything she damn well wants.
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Dear Jeffrey,
January 8, 2024 at 11:40 PM
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I really think this is it. Selling out the country for one Thanksgiving.
Lots going on but from outside it seems that at least part of the calculus was that flight disruption for middle class and up travelers matters more than life disruption for untold numbers who’ll be deprived of health care.
November 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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A lot of people have suffered, but at least it was for nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM