Charlie Fonville
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Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Every sentence here is even crazier than the last.
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Oh cool. There was far too much community and human connection in the holiday season.
Roughly 42% of shoppers are already using A.I. tools for their holiday shopping, a recent survey found. More than half of Generation Z and millennial respondents said they trusted A.I. to recommend unique gifts. nyti.ms/4pocGQc
A.I. Can Do More of Your Shopping This Holiday Season
New tools and features from retailers and tech companies use artificial intelligence to help people find gifts and make decisions about their shopping lists.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Oh cool. There was far too much community and human connection in the holiday season.
“Turd Leaves Toilet”
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“Turd Leaves Toilet”
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finally, an upside to the ongoing scourge of political violence
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
finally, an upside to the ongoing scourge of political violence
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if today is Friday then this is tonight
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
if today is Friday then this is tonight
Fox News' website is dutifully reporting about Rob Schneider clapping back at Robert DeNiro and how Gavin Newsom isn’t mad at protestors
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Fox News' website is dutifully reporting about Rob Schneider clapping back at Robert DeNiro and how Gavin Newsom isn’t mad at protestors
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"they didn't release the good emails from the sex criminal the president was friends with"
In a statement, White House spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt accused the Democrats of having “selectively leaked emails” to “create a fake narrative to smear President Trump.” https://to.pbs.org/3LC1dxY
WATCH LIVE: White House holds briefing as newly released Epstein emails reference Trump
Epstein wrote in a 2011 email Trump had "spent hours" at Epstein's house with a victim of sex trafficking and said in a separate message years later Trump "knew about the girls."
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November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"they didn't release the good emails from the sex criminal the president was friends with"
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i'm hosting HOT BISCUITS with a fantastic lineup this Friday at The Stray Theater (née Fake Gallery) on Melrose if you're into that sort of thing
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i'm hosting HOT BISCUITS with a fantastic lineup this Friday at The Stray Theater (née Fake Gallery) on Melrose if you're into that sort of thing
I think this means the Luka trade is cancelled.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I think this means the Luka trade is cancelled.
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I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka
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My last stand-up show for a good long while takes place this November 18th at The Cutting Room in NYC. Taping a special and I would like for you to be there. Unless you are Stephen Miller.
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My last stand-up show for a good long while takes place this November 18th at The Cutting Room in NYC. Taping a special and I would like for you to be there. Unless you are Stephen Miller.
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I don’t understand how Trump lost so much ground from a year ago after spending every single day making people’s lives hell while raking in $3 billion in Qatari bribes through his crypto coin
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I don’t understand how Trump lost so much ground from a year ago after spending every single day making people’s lives hell while raking in $3 billion in Qatari bribes through his crypto coin
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
I *really* thought I would have stronger feelings when Dick Cheney died.
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I *really* thought I would have stronger feelings when Dick Cheney died.
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Here's the sweet lil' link to buy tickets to my comedy special taping.
November 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Here's the sweet lil' link to buy tickets to my comedy special taping.
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Bluesky friends, everybody who comes to this special live taping gets a HUNDRED DOLLARS! (Not true)
I'm trying to use Bluesky to sell tickets to my comedy special taping. Don't make me promote on Twitter. I'd rather have an empty house. But it'd be so much nicer if it were full.
November 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Bluesky friends, everybody who comes to this special live taping gets a HUNDRED DOLLARS! (Not true)
Wishing Prince Andrew well on his way north to the Wall.
October 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Wishing Prince Andrew well on his way north to the Wall.
Tired: Trade War
Wired: Nuclear War
Wired: Nuclear War
October 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Tired: Trade War
Wired: Nuclear War
Wired: Nuclear War
Hearing from reliable sources that Air Bud is going to be indicted for a far-reaching gambling conspiracy. Details TK.
October 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hearing from reliable sources that Air Bud is going to be indicted for a far-reaching gambling conspiracy. Details TK.
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
I'm not a politics doctor or nothin', but I think "Donald Trump is executing people without due process, paying himself a quarter of a billion dollars from taxpayer money while taking bribes to build a golden ballroom while prices are exploding across the board" is one Democrats should try to make.
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I'm not a politics doctor or nothin', but I think "Donald Trump is executing people without due process, paying himself a quarter of a billion dollars from taxpayer money while taking bribes to build a golden ballroom while prices are exploding across the board" is one Democrats should try to make.
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
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A bunch of toxic LA NIMBYs are whining about SB 79, the amazing housing bill the CA legislature passed recently.
It's on the governor's desk, and reportedly he's getting cold feet. Hey @gavinnewsom.bsky.social, please have some spine on the most important issue in your state. Just sign it.
It's on the governor's desk, and reportedly he's getting cold feet. Hey @gavinnewsom.bsky.social, please have some spine on the most important issue in your state. Just sign it.
Homeowners denounce SB 79 vote - Beverly Press & Park Labrea News
Legislation awaits governor’s signature
beverlypress.com
September 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
A bunch of toxic LA NIMBYs are whining about SB 79, the amazing housing bill the CA legislature passed recently.
It's on the governor's desk, and reportedly he's getting cold feet. Hey @gavinnewsom.bsky.social, please have some spine on the most important issue in your state. Just sign it.
It's on the governor's desk, and reportedly he's getting cold feet. Hey @gavinnewsom.bsky.social, please have some spine on the most important issue in your state. Just sign it.