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I desperately miss everyone standing 6 feet away from me
December 13, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I desperately miss everyone standing 6 feet away from me
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"while yes he had that tattoo and yes he said those things, I don't think he's a Nazi, or a racist, or a misogynist, I just think he's a gigantic fucking idiot who doesn't know what he's saying or what he's doing and I want him in Congress"
that's what most defenses of Platner sound like to me
that's what most defenses of Platner sound like to me
February 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
"while yes he had that tattoo and yes he said those things, I don't think he's a Nazi, or a racist, or a misogynist, I just think he's a gigantic fucking idiot who doesn't know what he's saying or what he's doing and I want him in Congress"
that's what most defenses of Platner sound like to me
that's what most defenses of Platner sound like to me
"Don't worry, boss, we put the dude with the big fuck off nazi death's head tattoo on his tiddy front and center."
A base that has long made pragmatic, sober decisions appears increasingly attracted to charismatic outsiders who promise to break from the party’s failures of the last decade. They see their party’s leaders as feckless and inept.
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
It’s the Democratic Tea Party, with a twist. trib.al/mC5cBDA
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
"Don't worry, boss, we put the dude with the big fuck off nazi death's head tattoo on his tiddy front and center."
Watch out for snakes
“He’s *so* elusive!”
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 9, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Watch out for snakes
I somehow accidentally swiped over to the Discover tab putting my phone in my pocket. When I opened bluesky again it was bleak. It's like there's whole tab on this app of youtube boomer comments under a popular song saying "I remember this song."
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I somehow accidentally swiped over to the Discover tab putting my phone in my pocket. When I opened bluesky again it was bleak. It's like there's whole tab on this app of youtube boomer comments under a popular song saying "I remember this song."
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Democrats: when we said ban masks, we mean voluntarily, after meeting three or five requirements on a situational checklist, which is of course optional. We will provide training for all of this unless it’s not funded
Republicans: married women can’t vote anymore
Republicans: married women can’t vote anymore
February 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Democrats: when we said ban masks, we mean voluntarily, after meeting three or five requirements on a situational checklist, which is of course optional. We will provide training for all of this unless it’s not funded
Republicans: married women can’t vote anymore
Republicans: married women can’t vote anymore
Let's play a round of whose brother-in-law got that go pro contract
Breaking:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Homeland Security Secretary Noem says every DHS officer deployed to Minneapolis is now being issued a body-worn camera.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Homeland Security Secretary Noem says every DHS officer deployed to Minneapolis is now being issued a body-worn camera.
February 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Let's play a round of whose brother-in-law got that go pro contract
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“The CBP agents that executed Pretti were gusanos”
February 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
“The CBP agents that executed Pretti were gusanos”
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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SCTV being the greatest show of all time isn't even an opinion. It's an objective fact.
January 30, 2026 at 10:05 PM
SCTV being the greatest show of all time isn't even an opinion. It's an objective fact.
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Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.
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[Looking at an agency whose agents shatter glass onto newborns as they abduct fathers] body cameras will fix this
January 30, 2026 at 6:09 AM
[Looking at an agency whose agents shatter glass onto newborns as they abduct fathers] body cameras will fix this
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lol that all the papers in this look like theyre already 200 years old because ai and the people who use it are incapable of thinking
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 6:16 PM
lol that all the papers in this look like theyre already 200 years old because ai and the people who use it are incapable of thinking
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hey, it's me. John Highguard. im a character that was designed and rendered in the year 2026 for millions of dollars. when my Highguard meter is charged, press X to unleash my "Gun Attack"
January 28, 2026 at 2:16 AM
hey, it's me. John Highguard. im a character that was designed and rendered in the year 2026 for millions of dollars. when my Highguard meter is charged, press X to unleash my "Gun Attack"
*offer not valid for Palestinians and transes
Yeah. The Bluesky app has a zero tolerance policy towards wishing death on people.
January 27, 2026 at 11:06 PM
*offer not valid for Palestinians and transes
Yeah I guess we're bringing back shut up, Wesley. Shatner was right.
But they had something to vote for, it was and is called 250 years of flawed American Democracy.
They demanded a pony, and when they didn't get one, they had a tantrum, and now we are all suffering. Of course I will blame them. They failed the easiest open book civics test in history.
They demanded a pony, and when they didn't get one, they had a tantrum, and now we are all suffering. Of course I will blame them. They failed the easiest open book civics test in history.
January 27, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Yeah I guess we're bringing back shut up, Wesley. Shatner was right.
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You may think Schumer and co believe in nothing, but I promise you that they would probably die and GLADLY kill to defend the post-9/11 security state. So would Obama, Hillary Clinton, the lot of them.
The moderate position is unwinding the entire post-9/11 security state
January 27, 2026 at 3:26 AM
You may think Schumer and co believe in nothing, but I promise you that they would probably die and GLADLY kill to defend the post-9/11 security state. So would Obama, Hillary Clinton, the lot of them.
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one of the reasons everybody hates late arrivals from the right or even the center is they're all weepy little idiots who want to be coddled and forgiven and make it everybody else's problem. shut up, figure out how to help fix what you broke, and stop writing thinkpieces
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
one of the reasons everybody hates late arrivals from the right or even the center is they're all weepy little idiots who want to be coddled and forgiven and make it everybody else's problem. shut up, figure out how to help fix what you broke, and stop writing thinkpieces
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"so, turns out i'm an idiot who doesn't know anything, and i've been silencing the people who do know stuff for years. i'm ready to work on the next step: i need you guys to make me your leader and give me a five-point plan about how we're gonna make sure i get to keep all my clout."
January 26, 2026 at 6:26 PM
"so, turns out i'm an idiot who doesn't know anything, and i've been silencing the people who do know stuff for years. i'm ready to work on the next step: i need you guys to make me your leader and give me a five-point plan about how we're gonna make sure i get to keep all my clout."
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I know people are on this already, just want to amplify that none of these MN corporations are willing to even *mention* ICE and some have been extremely cooperative with them.
Target is a huge offender there. I think redoubling on #BoycottTarget + telling them why helps.
bsky.app/profile/prem...
Target is a huge offender there. I think redoubling on #BoycottTarget + telling them why helps.
bsky.app/profile/prem...
60+ CEOs release letter on "recent challenges" creating "tragic loss."
Call for "immediate deescalation of tensions and for state, local and federal officials to work together to find real solutions."
No mention of ICE.
Signers include Target, UnitedHealth, Cargill, General Mills, MN sport teams
Call for "immediate deescalation of tensions and for state, local and federal officials to work together to find real solutions."
No mention of ICE.
Signers include Target, UnitedHealth, Cargill, General Mills, MN sport teams
January 25, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I know people are on this already, just want to amplify that none of these MN corporations are willing to even *mention* ICE and some have been extremely cooperative with them.
Target is a huge offender there. I think redoubling on #BoycottTarget + telling them why helps.
bsky.app/profile/prem...
Target is a huge offender there. I think redoubling on #BoycottTarget + telling them why helps.
bsky.app/profile/prem...
Slow down, those are the same rules you can thank that you typed this in your home, and not scrawled it with a crayon in your cell at The Hague
International law no longer serves as an instrument of global stability—and the U.S. should use this moment to argue for a different approach to the rules of war, John Yoo argues.
A New International Law Can Rise From the Ashes
The United States should use this moment to argue for a different approach to the rules of war.
bit.ly
January 25, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Slow down, those are the same rules you can thank that you typed this in your home, and not scrawled it with a crayon in your cell at The Hague
Oh, they can. They just won't. I think you have your is mixed up with your ought, comrade.
I think it's better to demand they do than to enthusiastically assert that nothing good can happen?
that's me, though.
that's me, though.
January 25, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Oh, they can. They just won't. I think you have your is mixed up with your ought, comrade.
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Guys nothing personal but if you rub your a.i. generated anti-ICE, anti-Trump memes in my face I gotta unfollow and mute you and also you’re dead to me.
It’s the sewage that fascism both shits and eats, it’s like blowing smoke in my face to show me how evil the tobacco companies are.
It’s the sewage that fascism both shits and eats, it’s like blowing smoke in my face to show me how evil the tobacco companies are.
January 24, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Guys nothing personal but if you rub your a.i. generated anti-ICE, anti-Trump memes in my face I gotta unfollow and mute you and also you’re dead to me.
It’s the sewage that fascism both shits and eats, it’s like blowing smoke in my face to show me how evil the tobacco companies are.
It’s the sewage that fascism both shits and eats, it’s like blowing smoke in my face to show me how evil the tobacco companies are.