Queef Jarrett
@cheeks.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader
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why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
why does the oven say piss…
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1. A ticket stub from the Arizona State game that got Lane Kiffin fired on the LAX tarmac
2. Due to hatin’
2. Due to hatin’
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
1. A ticket stub from the Arizona State game that got Lane Kiffin fired on the LAX tarmac
2. Due to hatin’
2. Due to hatin’
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Team of commandos storming the Neibolt St house on a mission to capture Pennywise and sic him on the Russians… Now That’s What I’m Talking About
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Team of commandos storming the Neibolt St house on a mission to capture Pennywise and sic him on the Russians… Now That’s What I’m Talking About
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
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We’re just innocent men
October 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
We’re just innocent men
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chuck schumer has got on a sleeping gown and cap and he is eating expensive little cheeses right now on a velvet day bed
The last few days have laid bare exactly how mismatched the Jeffries / Schumer approach is to the moment. They've stuck to kitchen table issues and strongly worded letters in an era of authoritarian consolidation. The authoritarians have gone full masks-off in recent days; how will J/S respond?
September 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
chuck schumer has got on a sleeping gown and cap and he is eating expensive little cheeses right now on a velvet day bed
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GIRL!
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
GIRL!
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A
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buddy, they won’t even let me
April 14, 2024 at 6:55 PM
buddy, they won’t even let me
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When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
July 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
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employer: hello. there are many jobs
applicant: may i have one
employer: no one can have one. especially you
applicant: may i have one
employer: no one can have one. especially you
July 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
employer: hello. there are many jobs
applicant: may i have one
employer: no one can have one. especially you
applicant: may i have one
employer: no one can have one. especially you
What a wonderful day of parenting my young child. Time to scroll the timeline and catch up on the day’s atrocities
June 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
What a wonderful day of parenting my young child. Time to scroll the timeline and catch up on the day’s atrocities
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We at Hot Pockets®️ deeply regret yesterday’s tweet wherein we said the inside of the Pepperoni & Cheese product was “hotter than Hillary’s snatch.” Our social media policy is being revised as we speak.
June 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
We at Hot Pockets®️ deeply regret yesterday’s tweet wherein we said the inside of the Pepperoni & Cheese product was “hotter than Hillary’s snatch.” Our social media policy is being revised as we speak.
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thinking about getting jalapeño poppers with the pizza
May 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
thinking about getting jalapeño poppers with the pizza
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mandor—the andor for men
May 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
mandor—the andor for men
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there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
April 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement
She’s got the god damn juice
AOC: Donald Trump is a criminal. He was found guilty of 34 felony counts of fraud, found liable for sexual abuse. If he wants to find the rapists and criminals in this country, he should look in the mirror
April 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
She’s got the god damn juice
Great news for me, a Disneyland pass holder
American is cooked. Nobody even wants to vacation here anymore because they know they can get shipped to a gulag on a whim.
April 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Great news for me, a Disneyland pass holder
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Get ready for 25 iterations of “While I agree with president trump about the need to rid the American body politic of these foreign vermin, I strongly condemn the process being implemented here.”
April 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Get ready for 25 iterations of “While I agree with president trump about the need to rid the American body politic of these foreign vermin, I strongly condemn the process being implemented here.”
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JAPANESE BREAKFAST WILL COST 37% MORE AND CORPORATIONS WILL PASS THAT COST ON TO YOU
April 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
JAPANESE BREAKFAST WILL COST 37% MORE AND CORPORATIONS WILL PASS THAT COST ON TO YOU
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you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
April 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
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Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
March 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog