Chelsea Explains It All
@chelicera.bsky.social
beautiful and eloquent computer theurge with the fashion sense of a D-list anime filler episode character
Neuromancer, Alita (2019), I love when cyberpunk dystopia stories absolutely nail how there’s a rich family or collective that want to live in a secluded paradise while the rest of the world suffers as their servants
Timeline are we having a little cyberpunk sends its regrets moment a la @greatdismal.bsky.social?
February 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Neuromancer, Alita (2019), I love when cyberpunk dystopia stories absolutely nail how there’s a rich family or collective that want to live in a secluded paradise while the rest of the world suffers as their servants
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Timeline are we having a little cyberpunk sends its regrets moment a la @greatdismal.bsky.social?
February 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Timeline are we having a little cyberpunk sends its regrets moment a la @greatdismal.bsky.social?
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
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JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 4:52 PM
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
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Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."
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Tasty! I do enjoy it when disc artists got creative with the disc spindle hole.
January 24, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Tasty! I do enjoy it when disc artists got creative with the disc spindle hole.
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Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind.
It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.
Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.
Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.
It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.
Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.
Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.
January 24, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind.
It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.
Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.
Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.
It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty.
Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face.
Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.
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we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
Yah this is the smell of an advanced Dementia patient who has forgotten how to bathe and use the toilet properly. It’s exactly how my dad smelled at times. He might not have much time left, maybe less than a year or two years since he has President-level caregiving and health triage in place.
Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.
January 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Yah this is the smell of an advanced Dementia patient who has forgotten how to bathe and use the toilet properly. It’s exactly how my dad smelled at times. He might not have much time left, maybe less than a year or two years since he has President-level caregiving and health triage in place.
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Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
Is it “co-opting aesthetics” when they literally want to revive the brutality, torture, persecution, war, rape, and mass murder of the original Crusades, all in the name of their toxic masculine version of Christianity?
sincerely, if you're in wargaming i strongly recommend getting very good at spotting which people play the black templars because of the "templars" part, there's a lot of fash hiding behind the fandom in some spaces
Far-right groups are co-opting the aesthetics of the Crusades for their own objectives, transforming an obsession with feudal justice into a campaign for a White Christian nation.
December 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Is it “co-opting aesthetics” when they literally want to revive the brutality, torture, persecution, war, rape, and mass murder of the original Crusades, all in the name of their toxic masculine version of Christianity?
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December 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
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BEE-DO MEE-MAW
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November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
BEE-DO MEE-MAW
👏 👏 👏👏👏
👏 👏 👏👏👏
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Gavin Newsom is a real piece of shit, a giant cow-pie in human form. My visceral reaction to him is stronger than the one I have against 47 because he's so fucking fake and would sell out six grandmothers to get one place ahead in the line at Chipotle.
gavin newsom says he wants to pass legislation banning trans people from playing sports in california
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Gavin Newsom is a real piece of shit, a giant cow-pie in human form. My visceral reaction to him is stronger than the one I have against 47 because he's so fucking fake and would sell out six grandmothers to get one place ahead in the line at Chipotle.
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Bluesky should take down any post by a Federal Agency that violates the Hatch Act and notify DOJ of the violation. Alternately, Bluesky should add a note to such posts pointing out the violation and then notify DOJ. Regardless of how, Bluesky should not allow this site to be used for propaganda!
October 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Bluesky should take down any post by a Federal Agency that violates the Hatch Act and notify DOJ of the violation. Alternately, Bluesky should add a note to such posts pointing out the violation and then notify DOJ. Regardless of how, Bluesky should not allow this site to be used for propaganda!
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Lack of forums and move to private unsearchable chats has done irreperable harm to diy/hobbyist communities and information sharing/discovery (cars, art, games, crafts, etc) as info has become commodotized by platforms for their own gain, slowly killing these communities or leaving portions of them
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Lack of forums and move to private unsearchable chats has done irreperable harm to diy/hobbyist communities and information sharing/discovery (cars, art, games, crafts, etc) as info has become commodotized by platforms for their own gain, slowly killing these communities or leaving portions of them
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I love this image.
October 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I love this image.
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maybe the snow crash virus is actually just reading about real things happening daily
October 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
maybe the snow crash virus is actually just reading about real things happening daily
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Wizards of the Coast is hosting a Twitch stream to support Trans Lifeline, a hotline and non-profit organization offering direct support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community.
Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!
Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!
October 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Wizards of the Coast is hosting a Twitch stream to support Trans Lifeline, a hotline and non-profit organization offering direct support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community.
Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!
Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!
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Secret Friend/by Pil Hwa
September 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Secret Friend/by Pil Hwa
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Translation: "I arrived in Bogotá. I no longer have a visa to travel to the USA. I don't care," responded the Colombian president. "The seat of the United Nations cannot continue in New York," he added.
""Llegué a Bogotá. Ya no tengo visa para viajar a EE.UU. No me importa", reaccionó el presidente colombiano. "La sede de Naciones Unidas no puede continuar en Nueva York", agregó."
Petro responde a EE.UU. que la retirada de su visa viola el derecho internacional y las normas de inmunidad de la ONU
"Llegué a Bogotá. Ya no tengo visa para viajar a EE.UU. No me importa", reaccionó el presidente colombiano. "La sede de Naciones Unidas no puede continuar en Nueva York", agregó. EE.UU. dice que instó...
www.telemundo.com
September 28, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Translation: "I arrived in Bogotá. I no longer have a visa to travel to the USA. I don't care," responded the Colombian president. "The seat of the United Nations cannot continue in New York," he added.