Brandi, you're a fine ghoul 👻🎃🦇
@chloedancing.bsky.social
Intrepid traveler, inveterate reader, lover of all things weird and wonderful. Currently in the wind.
Go camping at some nearby dark sky parks when something astronomically significant is happening.
Maybe try ham radio, just for fun.
Make time for art, something I used to love but stopped doing because life got in the way, or I lost my spark, or other hobbies took over that space. But I miss it!
Maybe try ham radio, just for fun.
Make time for art, something I used to love but stopped doing because life got in the way, or I lost my spark, or other hobbies took over that space. But I miss it!
okay let's do a thread of FUN ONLY, no-stress, low-stakes New Year's Resolutions that are designed not to make you become a Better™️ Person™️ but purely to increase the amount of happiness in your life in 2026
I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
I'm going to learn Polish folk embroidery and I want to DM at least a one-shot of something
December 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Go camping at some nearby dark sky parks when something astronomically significant is happening.
Maybe try ham radio, just for fun.
Make time for art, something I used to love but stopped doing because life got in the way, or I lost my spark, or other hobbies took over that space. But I miss it!
Maybe try ham radio, just for fun.
Make time for art, something I used to love but stopped doing because life got in the way, or I lost my spark, or other hobbies took over that space. But I miss it!
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"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
![mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it]
mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it]
DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently]
mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage]
DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaa](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreicpeii4u2iirkgscaerpb5tltbs4ohykg2obbvchzo56pjzo4juie@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf]
DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch]
mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car]
DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue]
mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over]
DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tube](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreid5fec634tvopl2nybom2l7yrys7hrqbgrpq5gneukqiwt3zm44qu@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine]
DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11]
mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it]
DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint]
mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door]
DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape]
mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreihgywpjsvklyn2mdkfnvn2e4rknldwwa6brmtfkfkrpimkjj76tp4@jpeg)
![DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent]
mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string]
DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud]
mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter]
DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying]
mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose]
DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreifw77g6afsgy7rhshwknw4kcdgujwj4al6ymbwiawohrn6wc5hpme@jpeg)
December 26, 2024 at 9:16 PM
"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
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You also know this little dipshit robostapler won’t even work right — you’ll flinch and reach for a pen and it’ll wheel up and beg for your attention. It’ll staple your hand. It’ll get jammed and shit loose staples. It’ll bark right-wing propaganda and tell you how to build a suitcase nuke.
December 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You also know this little dipshit robostapler won’t even work right — you’ll flinch and reach for a pen and it’ll wheel up and beg for your attention. It’ll staple your hand. It’ll get jammed and shit loose staples. It’ll bark right-wing propaganda and tell you how to build a suitcase nuke.
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
Really need to get out of bed and go to work, but I am trapped. Don't send help, I am resigned to my fate.
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Really need to get out of bed and go to work, but I am trapped. Don't send help, I am resigned to my fate.
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The map's form: architecture
It shows: escape
Its purpose: to triangulate
It shows: escape
Its purpose: to triangulate
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The map's form: architecture
It shows: escape
Its purpose: to triangulate
It shows: escape
Its purpose: to triangulate
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
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Get ready!
HEADLINE OF THE YEAR SEED ANNOUNCEMENT
Seeds are set -- round of 16 voting starts in the next few hours to determine the 2025 Headline of the Year!
Seeds are set -- round of 16 voting starts in the next few hours to determine the 2025 Headline of the Year!
December 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Get ready!
Ok, here's a hot take from me, a voter: Campaigns should be mutual aid hubs! Show me your values. Show the community how you will help them.
Yes, you have to pay your staff adequately. But you'll get a ton of free coverage/buzz/whatever spending ad money on helping people. I respect this approach.
Yes, you have to pay your staff adequately. But you'll get a ton of free coverage/buzz/whatever spending ad money on helping people. I respect this approach.
Turning campaigns into mutual aid hubs isn’t good for campaigns or mutual aid! Your campaign manager should be entirely too busy to schlep around 5600 tampons!
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Ok, here's a hot take from me, a voter: Campaigns should be mutual aid hubs! Show me your values. Show the community how you will help them.
Yes, you have to pay your staff adequately. But you'll get a ton of free coverage/buzz/whatever spending ad money on helping people. I respect this approach.
Yes, you have to pay your staff adequately. But you'll get a ton of free coverage/buzz/whatever spending ad money on helping people. I respect this approach.
Classic.
Happy second day of Christmas everybody
Twelve Days of Christmas performed by Bob and Doug McKenzie
YouTube video by VinnyG113
youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Classic.
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Worth repeating: “Mary was a homeless, pregnant migrant. Joseph crossed borders by night. Jesus had no papers. Would you recognize them if you met them today? They are here. Behave accordingly.”
December 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Worth repeating: “Mary was a homeless, pregnant migrant. Joseph crossed borders by night. Jesus had no papers. Would you recognize them if you met them today? They are here. Behave accordingly.”
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Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Glad tidings & goodwill toward men!
Except this guy. Fuck this guy and everyone at ICE.
Except this guy. Fuck this guy and everyone at ICE.
“Like Prime, but with human beings.”
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays! Glad tidings & goodwill toward men!
Except this guy. Fuck this guy and everyone at ICE.
Except this guy. Fuck this guy and everyone at ICE.
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (April)
December 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
2025 Headline of the Year nominee (April)
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (November)
December 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
2025 Headline of the Year nominee (November)
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time to resurrect the victorian xmas card quoteskeet thread happy quahogmas one and all
![Old Victorian Christmas card with some illustrated clams with little faces on them and British flags. It says
ABSENT FRIENDS [NATIVES]
May we soon see them again!
A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hlx6oefypliizxxuqf435awt/bafkreifxoe2nzuwpyd5g7obybmbnq3sxhenovmy6lgzrcmu5ft56roranm@jpeg)
December 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
time to resurrect the victorian xmas card quoteskeet thread happy quahogmas one and all
To the person named Del who accidentally gave Liberty Mutual my phone #...
They called 4 times and sent 3 texts in under 5 minutes. They really want to give you insurance.
I hope you follow up, because I blocked the numbers & deleted the texts. Best of luck to you.
They called 4 times and sent 3 texts in under 5 minutes. They really want to give you insurance.
I hope you follow up, because I blocked the numbers & deleted the texts. Best of luck to you.
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
To the person named Del who accidentally gave Liberty Mutual my phone #...
They called 4 times and sent 3 texts in under 5 minutes. They really want to give you insurance.
I hope you follow up, because I blocked the numbers & deleted the texts. Best of luck to you.
They called 4 times and sent 3 texts in under 5 minutes. They really want to give you insurance.
I hope you follow up, because I blocked the numbers & deleted the texts. Best of luck to you.
Every day from now until January 2nd is Sunday afternoon.
December 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Every day from now until January 2nd is Sunday afternoon.
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this is astonishingly beautiful
This essay by the author of a recent well-reviewed book about Tolkien starts modestly and then stabs you with a Morgul-blade halfway through, where you are pinioned by a twist in the telling. You may never recover. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/o...
Opinion | Why I Keep Returning to Middle-Earth
www.nytimes.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
this is astonishingly beautiful
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Cartoon: "This one goes to Heaven." With thanks to @thegreatlukeski.bsky.social for the tribute idea :)
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Cartoon: "This one goes to Heaven." With thanks to @thegreatlukeski.bsky.social for the tribute idea :)
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Here he is taking the photo.
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Here he is taking the photo.
Someone made a bet that they could get him to wear this on TV, and they won.
Someone in his wardrobe department hates this man so much they gave him a cowboy hat that looks like a little kid playing dress up - too big and wtf is that chin string??
Alt: side & front views of Trump wearing a white cowboy hat over the tops of his ears. A string to hold it on dangles from it.
Alt: side & front views of Trump wearing a white cowboy hat over the tops of his ears. A string to hold it on dangles from it.
December 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Someone made a bet that they could get him to wear this on TV, and they won.
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i will never apologize for a post
February 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
i will never apologize for a post