Chris Withers
@chrisosaur.bsky.social
If I had anything funny to put here, my follower count would be higher.
This tournament is going exactly as I thought it would. They started Binnington in the first game, and he was just good enough to keep his job and make sure that meaningful games are brown trousers time.
February 18, 2026 at 6:17 PM
This tournament is going exactly as I thought it would. They started Binnington in the first game, and he was just good enough to keep his job and make sure that meaningful games are brown trousers time.
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He had the silver wrapped up but got distracted. Happens.
February 18, 2026 at 2:51 PM
He had the silver wrapped up but got distracted. Happens.
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This explains EVERYTHING… (please don’t come for me Canada, I love James Hinchcliffe and ketchup chips!) www.tiktok.com/@flopikachus... #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating
February 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
This explains EVERYTHING… (please don’t come for me Canada, I love James Hinchcliffe and ketchup chips!) www.tiktok.com/@flopikachus... #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating
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You cannot do a kindness too soon, because you never know how soon it will be too late. --Emerson ⏱
#ShareGreatNotHate
#ShareGreatNotHate
February 15, 2026 at 5:06 PM
You cannot do a kindness too soon, because you never know how soon it will be too late. --Emerson ⏱
#ShareGreatNotHate
#ShareGreatNotHate
Brad Jacobs was just asked to choose between Snoop and Flava Flav - both of whom were at the curling venue this week - in his post-match interview. His response was, “where’s Drake?”
Brad, I can’t emphasize enough just how much that was the Wrong Answer.
Brad, I can’t emphasize enough just how much that was the Wrong Answer.
February 15, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Brad Jacobs was just asked to choose between Snoop and Flava Flav - both of whom were at the curling venue this week - in his post-match interview. His response was, “where’s Drake?”
Brad, I can’t emphasize enough just how much that was the Wrong Answer.
Brad, I can’t emphasize enough just how much that was the Wrong Answer.
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The thing that makes this extra funny to me is that I think the cat is about to say this is all moving too fast…
February 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
The thing that makes this extra funny to me is that I think the cat is about to say this is all moving too fast…
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The Super Bowl commercials last night were generally terrible ... but I hadn't seen the Billy Bass ad until this morning. This one made me laugh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FimJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FimJ...
All-New 2026 Jeep® Cherokee Hybrid | Billy Bass Goes To The River (Big Game Ad)
YouTube video by Jeep
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
The Super Bowl commercials last night were generally terrible ... but I hadn't seen the Billy Bass ad until this morning. This one made me laugh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FimJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FimJ...
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THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
THE HATERS SAID THE PATRIOTS COULDN'T DO IT. AND THEY WERE
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
CORRECT. HONESTLY GREAT CALL FROM THE HATERS
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can't be sure this one isn't real
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
can't be sure this one isn't real
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so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
I’m not entirely sure I’ve ever seen someone sack a QB without actually laying a hand on him. He just used an offensive lineman to make the tackle. “Stop sacking yourself!” #Seahawks
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I’m not entirely sure I’ve ever seen someone sack a QB without actually laying a hand on him. He just used an offensive lineman to make the tackle. “Stop sacking yourself!” #Seahawks
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are…uhh…are we the penis?
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
are…uhh…are we the penis?
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The Reluctant Bride, by Auguste Toulmouche, 1866
February 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The Reluctant Bride, by Auguste Toulmouche, 1866
Me at the start of an Olympic event: “what the fuck does ‘goofy stance’ mean?”
Me after 45 minutes of the big air final: “really needed to tighten up that front side spin. Not enough power on the takeoff. Typical of the New Zealand team, unfortunately.”
Me after 45 minutes of the big air final: “really needed to tighten up that front side spin. Not enough power on the takeoff. Typical of the New Zealand team, unfortunately.”
February 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Me at the start of an Olympic event: “what the fuck does ‘goofy stance’ mean?”
Me after 45 minutes of the big air final: “really needed to tighten up that front side spin. Not enough power on the takeoff. Typical of the New Zealand team, unfortunately.”
Me after 45 minutes of the big air final: “really needed to tighten up that front side spin. Not enough power on the takeoff. Typical of the New Zealand team, unfortunately.”
I thought about Stephen Colbert, but on reflection I think the Muppets should do the Late Show instead. I’ll say Mamdani instead.
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I thought about Stephen Colbert, but on reflection I think the Muppets should do the Late Show instead. I’ll say Mamdani instead.
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Death Camp For Cutie over here
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
Can’t pick. Going by decade:
80’s: The Smiths - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
90’s: Meatloaf - I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)
00’s: Brand New - The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
10’s: The National - The System Only Dreams In Total Darkness
No room (or ideas) for the 20’s
80’s: The Smiths - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
90’s: Meatloaf - I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)
00’s: Brand New - The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
10’s: The National - The System Only Dreams In Total Darkness
No room (or ideas) for the 20’s
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 4, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Can’t pick. Going by decade:
80’s: The Smiths - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
90’s: Meatloaf - I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)
00’s: Brand New - The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
10’s: The National - The System Only Dreams In Total Darkness
No room (or ideas) for the 20’s
80’s: The Smiths - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
90’s: Meatloaf - I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)
00’s: Brand New - The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
10’s: The National - The System Only Dreams In Total Darkness
No room (or ideas) for the 20’s
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A faint "We Want The Cup" chant at Rogers Arena tonight
January 30, 2026 at 5:31 AM
A faint "We Want The Cup" chant at Rogers Arena tonight
Is anyone doing xG for the PWHL? Feels like the Goldeneyes are outplaying the Frost and running into a hot goalie.
January 29, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Is anyone doing xG for the PWHL? Feels like the Goldeneyes are outplaying the Frost and running into a hot goalie.
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brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
Man, Toronto’s road jerseys look awful. No contrast between logo and background. Just looks like a yellow splotch from any distance. #goldeneyes #pwhl
January 23, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Man, Toronto’s road jerseys look awful. No contrast between logo and background. Just looks like a yellow splotch from any distance. #goldeneyes #pwhl