Chris Withers
@chrisosaur.bsky.social
If I had anything funny to put here, my follower count would be higher.
This is like the hockey gods version of the parable of the drowning man. “We gave you a Demko injury, a Hughes injury, and more players used than any other team. Why the hell didn’t you REBUILD?” #Canucks
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 AM
This is like the hockey gods version of the parable of the drowning man. “We gave you a Demko injury, a Hughes injury, and more players used than any other team. Why the hell didn’t you REBUILD?” #Canucks
Anyone looking for a very Canadian experience right now should turn on TSN 3. Canadian Premier League final is on in near whiteout conditions.
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Anyone looking for a very Canadian experience right now should turn on TSN 3. Canadian Premier League final is on in near whiteout conditions.
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November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Stopped paying attention to MLS and the Whitecaps years ago, but the hater spark is still alive and causes me to tune in for the replay of a sounders penalty defeat.
Also, Michael Boxall is still playing professional soccer???
Also, Michael Boxall is still playing professional soccer???
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Stopped paying attention to MLS and the Whitecaps years ago, but the hater spark is still alive and causes me to tune in for the replay of a sounders penalty defeat.
Also, Michael Boxall is still playing professional soccer???
Also, Michael Boxall is still playing professional soccer???
I really could care less about the spin calling it an iconic bird or whatever, Goldeneyes is a great name and they nailed the logo. I was prepared to buy an inaugural generic jersey in case the brand sucked but I’m definitely holding off until the logoed jerseys come out in year 2 now.
November 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I really could care less about the spin calling it an iconic bird or whatever, Goldeneyes is a great name and they nailed the logo. I was prepared to buy an inaugural generic jersey in case the brand sucked but I’m definitely holding off until the logoed jerseys come out in year 2 now.
The only reason to go to Staten Island is to get a free look at the Statue of Liberty from the ferry.
Not going to lie most of what I knew about Staten Island comes from their voting record and What We Do In the Shadows
I don't wish to visit there
I don't wish to visit there
this is objectively hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The only reason to go to Staten Island is to get a free look at the Statue of Liberty from the ferry.
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I keep thinking about Zohran on some podcast being like “these billionaires are spending more money to defeat me than I would tax them” lmfao
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I keep thinking about Zohran on some podcast being like “these billionaires are spending more money to defeat me than I would tax them” lmfao
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Bsky only has two modes: Yub Nub or Alderaan 2 seconds after the order
June 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Bsky only has two modes: Yub Nub or Alderaan 2 seconds after the order
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
This is what I deserve for investing in Toronto sports teams. Fuck sakes.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
This is what I deserve for investing in Toronto sports teams. Fuck sakes.
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lmaoooo Yesavage is a star
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
lmaoooo Yesavage is a star
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This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
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Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
OROMOCTO, NB - A local man almost lost his home yesterday after his Amazon Alexa smart home device burst into flames. Lloyd Wentworth, 38, says the fire started as he was preparing dinner in his bunga...
www.thebeaverton.com
October 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
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none of you are prepared for the bilingual album she releases after Justin Trudeau attempts to teach her Quebecois French
October 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
none of you are prepared for the bilingual album she releases after Justin Trudeau attempts to teach her Quebecois French
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This is the fucking most Canadian thing I have ever seen — controlled partying. I love this.
At Yonge & Dundas Jays fans are obeying the pedestrian scramble, as is the custom & returning to sidewalk each light cycle.
October 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This is the fucking most Canadian thing I have ever seen — controlled partying. I love this.
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This is probably wrong of me but I genuinely don’t think I’d know when those No Kings protests are if not for Republican Senators getting on tv and being like “Skeletor will be there, everyone who is there will get an abortion, the ceremony will raise the dread visions of Nyarlathotep”
October 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This is probably wrong of me but I genuinely don’t think I’d know when those No Kings protests are if not for Republican Senators getting on tv and being like “Skeletor will be there, everyone who is there will get an abortion, the ceremony will raise the dread visions of Nyarlathotep”
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
No-no’s still on. Let’s go.
October 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
No-no’s still on. Let’s go.
God damn. Varsho needs a single for the cycle now yeah?
October 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
God damn. Varsho needs a single for the cycle now yeah?