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Boisterous problem-causer. Strong personal brand. For the people.
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fiiiiiine I’m up, I’m up
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December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Speaking as someone who lived some of this, saw some of this, and heard many more firsthand stories like this - it’s all true.
(I suggest you read the entire thread.)
Being among the first interrogated and ultimately fired by DOGE, I certainly felt we were facing the business end of a right-wing conspiracy theory 🧵
DOGE was not a money-saving effort. It was an effort to chase down and prove right-wing conspiracy theories. They went after USAID to prove conspiracy theories about foreign aid. Then they went after SSA to, again, pursue conspiracy theories about Dems paying "illegals" to vote. 1/2
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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MURIEL BOWS-OUT
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Surprise: we're working on something new! A game called Tiny Wizard.
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.

remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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west virginia just flipped a top 100 OL recruit from penn state that ohio state wanted and he did it by burning a couch live on television the program is back
November 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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NEW: We’ve uncovered the first known example of taxpayer money flowing from DHS to businesses controlled by Kristi Noem’s allies and friends.

It’s part of a money trail that’s been shrouded in secrecy—and involves $220 million, a mysterious Delaware LLC & a horse named Gill.
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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on the one hand I understand but on the other hand it is kind of poetic that they made you use Microsoft Teams at The Hague
The International Criminal Court is ditching Microsoft Office, saying it’s too dependent on US tech, in favor of Open Desk, a German open source alternative.

The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
International Criminal Court to ditch Microsoft Office for European open source alternative | Euractiv
The court will move its internal work environment to Open Desk, a German-developed open source software
www.euractiv.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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We’re all trying to figure out who controls the democratic Senate caucus, because that person should resign.
I will not support the Republican bill that’s on the Senate floor because it fails to do anything of substance to fix America’s healthcare crisis.
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
It turns out Secret Hitler is unrealistic because it's predicated on the idea that the Liberals actually wanted to stop the Fascists from winning
looking forward to the inevitable "Mike Johnson said he'd allow a vote on ACA subsidies and now he won't - will you give us $25 to stop him?"

when did the Democratic party become a gacha game that never pays anything out
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
looking forward to the inevitable "Mike Johnson said he'd allow a vote on ACA subsidies and now he won't - will you give us $25 to stop him?"

when did the Democratic party become a gacha game that never pays anything out
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
"It's not the hope that kills you; it's knowing it's the hope that kills you, that kills you."
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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If they caved after 24 hours:
- no SNAP lapse
- no shutdown RIFs
- No ACA subsidies

Cave at 40 days
- restart SNAP
- Reverse RIFs
- No ACA subsidies

How is this anything but an abject failure in both policy and messaging?
If the Dems blink after all of this, for a deal that all but ensures no ACA subsidies in 2026 anyway, then what was the purpose of letting the shutdown go for 40 days in the first place?
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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If institutions and procedures cannot help human beings, they should be ignored or abolished. No institution or procedure should be defended for its own sake.
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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If you have two parties, and one party wants ethnic cleansing and eugenics, and the other party wants to cooperate with them and meet in the middle, you have one party that wants ethnic cleansing and eugenics.
February 11, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Democrats negotiated a plan where a 8 completely safe dems would vote to open and the rest can post “i voted no” thats what all the negotiations were about: how they would explain the optics of the loss. it was never about saving healthcare
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
sorry about all those people who will die
but we had to get the economy going again
please vote for us
This, from Tim Kaine is HILARIOUS:
November 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Imagine coming off an incredible Election Day mandate from coast to coast and going 'you know what voters want? to be completely sold out by a bunch of craven cowards too pathetic to hold the line against a bunch of fucking weirdos'
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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The president of the United States is on his way to an NFL game after a weekend spent partying at his country club and fighting to starve poor Americans.

And Senate Democrats want to surrender to him?!

Fuck that and fuck them.
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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The Democratic Party would do well to look to the social programs of the Black Panther Party as inspiration if SNAP disappears on Saturday. Just running party-sponsored food drives and regular party-sponsored spaghetti dinners in some major cities would be both helpful and good PR.
October 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM