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coffeebee.bsky.social
@coffeebee.bsky.social
Hello, I guess

They/Them

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I love Kermit the Frog

I block spam accounts
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At this point, it’s the United States in desperate need of regime change.
January 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
January 4, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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not enough journalists remember what happened to Julius Streicher
Want to see what MAGA is thinking right now?
January 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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I distinctly remember in the first Trump years when people would be like “no, you can’t call them fascist”
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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This one is resonating today. #Andor
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Revlimid has its origin in a pill that cost patients $7.50 each.

Decades later, the cancer drug costs more than $18,000 for a month’s supply — even though it still only costs about 25 cents to manufacture.

Our #8 most-read story of 2025:
The Price of Remission: This Cancer Drug Saves Lives — but Costs a Fortune. I Wanted to Know Why.
When I was diagnosed with cancer, I set out to understand why a single pill of Revlimid cost the same as a new iPhone. I’ve covered high drug prices as a reporter for years. What I discovered shocked ...
www.propublica.org
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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Again I find it baffling to compare the coverage to when Gemini generated implausibly many Black hockey players etc. That was apparently a societal emergency. But the mass harassment campaign taking place in public barely warrants a mention.
January 3, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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babe wake up, they're doing insider trading on war crimes
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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If a king is going to drag us into war, he should be on the frontline fighting.
January 3, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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look man at that point you get yourself arrested

it's not as though "signing up for the military" didnt carry risks, you just thought they'd be mortal rather than moral
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Thank you all for your concern, and yes, PM Tuxley II has been moved to a safe location with cell geolocation disabled. He can be marked as “safe from American kidnappers” on social media. Thank you for your inattention to this matter!
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine.

We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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NYT gonna NYT: "Both Mr. Mamdani and Mr. Maduro identify as socialists, though they have no relationship.” — would be funny if they did this every time you write about two capitalists.

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/03/w...
Mamdani Called Trump to Criticize Venezuela Strikes
www.nytimes.com
January 3, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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concepts of a coup
trump is being asked by reporters how he plans to run venezuela and there is clearly no plan.
January 3, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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Wow. When I go to bed people are like don’t jump to conclusions there’s no evidence that the explosions have anything to do with the US and when I wake up, Trump tells us we’re running the country.
January 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Oil brings us climate change and illegal invasions of sovereign nations.
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM