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Every election the dems come to us, hat in hand doing their best sheepish, "garsh gang! we hate to bring bad news but the republicans wanna kill everybody. we can stop them if we give them just a few ppl to kill, who are y'all willing to sacrifice?" and we go for it EVERY TIME!
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a review! she had a biscoff cheesecake & a strawberry crunch one, she hasnt tried the strawberry one yet but this what she had to say🫶🏽
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
the best kind too. pee-can. thx!
Unless your grandma had pecan trees in your yard you can't tell me how to pronounce pecan.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Kevin Hart is the comedy version of Eminem. This shit was dope in the beginning. Now all his shit sounds the same, and even his voice is annoying as hell.
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Very much so!!!
me and @briaananax.bsky.social have been going through it with the shipping companies but she is an absolute angel and dedicated to her kraft. my good sis made sure i was able to experience her art and that cheesecake is sublime, let me tell you. worth the wait!
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
i saw a lady on threads say her daughter talks so much her teacher moved her beside the nonverbal kid and now he talks and i felt that. 😭 cuz baby whoever you sit me by, imma talk to. we gon have us a conversation.
I’m starting to realize a lot of my Blacksky mutuals are the conglomerate of people I could absolutely not be sat next to in class.

We’d be the group that’s the reason the teacher had to enforce a seating chart 😭
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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The Wonder Mike verse of Rapper's Delight where he just suddenly starts going off about how much the food at his friend's house just completely fucking sucks is a Thanksgiving song.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Solidarity with @teamsters.bsky.social , who sanctioned our strike nationwide and won't be delivering food, picking up trash, or bringing packages across picket lines! ✊🔥

#NoContractNoCoffee
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Sometimes, you just don’t know something. That doesn’t make it manufactured discourse. You just don’t know what is being discussed.
Manufactured Thanksgiving discourse? Which seems silly because why create cuisine chaos when there’s plenty of legit Thanksgiving chaos. Whether you’re the spoon stirring up the pot or in the splatter zone.
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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In a just world we wouldn’t even need the Epstein files to believe Trump is a predator. A bunch of women have already said so. Plus a jury even found him liable.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Yeah, I've been watching some of those videos lately. It's been very interesting to watch and how some of them are at the point where they're like it's time to exclude their version of 🦝's
Watching the discourse that the Asian community is having around their own adjacency to whiteness, and how that is harming them… It’s very interesting. And I don’t mean that in a snarky way, I mean that in earnest.
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
me and @briaananax.bsky.social have been going through it with the shipping companies but she is an absolute angel and dedicated to her kraft. my good sis made sure i was able to experience her art and that cheesecake is sublime, let me tell you. worth the wait!
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
me to my 18 yo self "🙅🏾‍♀️🙅🏾‍♀️🙅🏾‍♀️ red roof inn! 🙅🏾‍♀️🙅🏾‍♀️🙅🏾‍♀️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️"
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
can i make gestures too?
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Saw a video where guys were saying they empathize with women choosing the wrong nigga because they know how it feels when they bet on games/players and they were 30ppg for 3 games straight then 10 points in the game they bet on them
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
i be fucking them kettle s&v chips up.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
FUCK!
By the way these brands are owned by Campbell’s
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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This is exactly why I scroll on silent...
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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We need laws to not discriminate against the way our hair grows out of our head. We need laws to make doctors take care of Black women giving birth. Do not tell me about we the people. Do not tell me about liberty and justice for all. Do not tell me “this isn’t who we are”.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I hate “that’s not man that’s a little boy”

No. That’s a man. A grown ass man in fact. Immature? Yes. A little boy? No.
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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jiffy has never done me wrong in all my years of life
Jiffy cornbread. How do you feel about it?
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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People get married because they're in their feelings and then they giveaway all of their rights in ways that they never thought about. But if you have to actually determine who gets to pull the plug and who gets your money and who gets to make medical decisions that's a completely different thing
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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May I ask for 50 reposts? New York Magazine is a big deal! Thank you Bluesky!
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Not downloading apps and instead logging in in a browser is actually a great way to break your attachment to social media via your phone
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Wiggiving 😭😭

It's George Washington for me 😂
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM