tuleycorn
@corncob.bsky.social
New look same great corn taste.
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tuleycorn
@corncob.bsky.social
· Nov 21
If you are struggling to find your footing on Bluesky, I strongly recommend singling out a mufo and becoming their dedicated normie reply guy
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If Bilbo had Chat GPT
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If Bilbo had Chat GPT
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big papa huge time is a jovial…JUBILANT cat as proven by his big grin and closed eyes…whenever you can, be happy like big papa huge time! he is happy and joyous, enjoying the moment; just like how you should allow yourself to be! be like big papa huge time!
January 16, 2026 at 12:58 AM
big papa huge time is a jovial…JUBILANT cat as proven by his big grin and closed eyes…whenever you can, be happy like big papa huge time! he is happy and joyous, enjoying the moment; just like how you should allow yourself to be! be like big papa huge time!
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the 45,000 gun deaths we suffer each year are just the price we pay to live in a society made safe from government tyranny by an armed populace
January 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
the 45,000 gun deaths we suffer each year are just the price we pay to live in a society made safe from government tyranny by an armed populace
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At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
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I did my part today and let a insurance physician reviewer who denied a sleep study that they were a scourge to medicine and that I hope they don't have a sense of fulfillment in what they chose to do for a living
January 15, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I did my part today and let a insurance physician reviewer who denied a sleep study that they were a scourge to medicine and that I hope they don't have a sense of fulfillment in what they chose to do for a living
Ina Garten is kind of mother, really
*My nurse charts A&O x1 before spoon feeding me Seroquel applesauce*
*My nurse charts A&O x1 before spoon feeding me Seroquel applesauce*
January 3, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Ina Garten is kind of mother, really
*My nurse charts A&O x1 before spoon feeding me Seroquel applesauce*
*My nurse charts A&O x1 before spoon feeding me Seroquel applesauce*
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If loving your wife is unc, I don’t wanna be nephew
December 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
If loving your wife is unc, I don’t wanna be nephew
There are only two types of groupchats: wife guy chat and weepy horny chat
December 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
There are only two types of groupchats: wife guy chat and weepy horny chat
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No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No one has scammed and beclowned the human race like cats. "Aww she's sitting on me" she's sapping your energy. "Aww she's purring" she's communicating with the devil, her father in hell
Had a patient that hadn't come in 2 years because I told her that her CPAP was NOT causing her knee pain. Halfway through the visit she said "you are being so nice, the last person I saw here was so ugly to me" and I cheerily said "oh that was me! 😇" she looked like this for the rest of the visit
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Had a patient that hadn't come in 2 years because I told her that her CPAP was NOT causing her knee pain. Halfway through the visit she said "you are being so nice, the last person I saw here was so ugly to me" and I cheerily said "oh that was me! 😇" she looked like this for the rest of the visit
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all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse
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The real work of the clinician isn't to diagnose the disease, or even find the right treatment. It's wrapping the medicine in a hotdog so the patient will take it
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The real work of the clinician isn't to diagnose the disease, or even find the right treatment. It's wrapping the medicine in a hotdog so the patient will take it
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can’t listen to the song anymore without hearing @kwholesaler.bsky.social’s tweet:
April 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
can’t listen to the song anymore without hearing @kwholesaler.bsky.social’s tweet:
[Gay Peter Griffin]: freakin' sweet, Louis
September 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
[Gay Peter Griffin]: freakin' sweet, Louis
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trumpwatch is the bluesky version of buying a powerball ticket. It's not about the odds, it's about the dream
August 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
trumpwatch is the bluesky version of buying a powerball ticket. It's not about the odds, it's about the dream
Just saw an incredible post
August 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just saw an incredible post
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Had to draw this as soon as I saw this post
August 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Had to draw this as soon as I saw this post
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THINGS YOU MAY LOSE WHEN YOU SOLVE THE LAMENT CONFIGURATION
CHURCHY GUY IN PASTEL POLO: Foreskin
CENOBITE STEVE HARVEY: (exaggerated shrug directly at camera) Gotta start somewhere!
CHURCHY GUY IN PASTEL POLO: Foreskin
CENOBITE STEVE HARVEY: (exaggerated shrug directly at camera) Gotta start somewhere!
August 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
THINGS YOU MAY LOSE WHEN YOU SOLVE THE LAMENT CONFIGURATION
CHURCHY GUY IN PASTEL POLO: Foreskin
CENOBITE STEVE HARVEY: (exaggerated shrug directly at camera) Gotta start somewhere!
CHURCHY GUY IN PASTEL POLO: Foreskin
CENOBITE STEVE HARVEY: (exaggerated shrug directly at camera) Gotta start somewhere!
Two year anniversary of the Officer involved chuting
August 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Two year anniversary of the Officer involved chuting
In Avatar: the Way of Water there was a very loud and talkative man behind me ruining the whole movie but when the teen avatar of Sigourney Weaver first appeared on screen there was a blessed moment of silence and I hear him say "aw she's BYOOtiful....."
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
August 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
In Avatar: the Way of Water there was a very loud and talkative man behind me ruining the whole movie but when the teen avatar of Sigourney Weaver first appeared on screen there was a blessed moment of silence and I hear him say "aw she's BYOOtiful....."