Michael Olsen 🅅
@corsairmo.bsky.social
In my "I'm Always Angry" era until fascism is dead again. Trying to sit at the feet of better minds and listen more than I talk. He/Him
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Even if you don't care about Black people, you should care about the billions of dollars. Because that's *your* money!
And it's not even spent on solving thefts, SA, or homicide.
Most of it goes to trying to pull over Black drivers and arrest them for weed.
Or stopping *checks notes* jaywalking.🤦🏿♂️
And it's not even spent on solving thefts, SA, or homicide.
Most of it goes to trying to pull over Black drivers and arrest them for weed.
Or stopping *checks notes* jaywalking.🤦🏿♂️
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Even if you don't care about Black people, you should care about the billions of dollars. Because that's *your* money!
And it's not even spent on solving thefts, SA, or homicide.
Most of it goes to trying to pull over Black drivers and arrest them for weed.
Or stopping *checks notes* jaywalking.🤦🏿♂️
And it's not even spent on solving thefts, SA, or homicide.
Most of it goes to trying to pull over Black drivers and arrest them for weed.
Or stopping *checks notes* jaywalking.🤦🏿♂️
Love this one maybe more than most ♥️
![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Love this one maybe more than most ♥️
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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you should support liberal currents!
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
you should support liberal currents!
Cybersecurity that abstracts the human from the technology is just security theater.
Once you clean up the shit in your DMZ cybersecurity is a question of human desire paths.
Users trespass the lawns of people that never designed for a person. Who endlessly rail against them like they can beat human nature with rage.
But they're the ones that never built it for the fucking human.
Users trespass the lawns of people that never designed for a person. Who endlessly rail against them like they can beat human nature with rage.
But they're the ones that never built it for the fucking human.
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Cybersecurity that abstracts the human from the technology is just security theater.
I think about this all the time, there could be INCREDIBLE advantages for us as a whole if we used technology for good rather than whatever sort of short term hustle that AI has become...
GPT would have been such a great technology if LLMs were just used to augment search engines. Their natural language processing ability means they can find relevant content no matter how you phrase your query. No more keyword matching, just ask a question, or describe what you’re looking for. 1/2
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I think about this all the time, there could be INCREDIBLE advantages for us as a whole if we used technology for good rather than whatever sort of short term hustle that AI has become...
Truly a beautiful sampling and really hopeful ♥️
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Truly a beautiful sampling and really hopeful ♥️
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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Braver than like 90% of reporters for no reason at all.
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Braver than like 90% of reporters for no reason at all.
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I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
November 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
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Okay. The people have spoken.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
May 8, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Okay. The people have spoken.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).
Let the games begin.
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
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If I may present an alternative opinion on cloud outages:
Occasional short reminders of fragility in centralization and smoke-testing of our societal systems with effectively inconsequential events, is important.
There is going to be day gigaoutage culminates, due to lack of minoroutage warnings.
Occasional short reminders of fragility in centralization and smoke-testing of our societal systems with effectively inconsequential events, is important.
There is going to be day gigaoutage culminates, due to lack of minoroutage warnings.
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If I may present an alternative opinion on cloud outages:
Occasional short reminders of fragility in centralization and smoke-testing of our societal systems with effectively inconsequential events, is important.
There is going to be day gigaoutage culminates, due to lack of minoroutage warnings.
Occasional short reminders of fragility in centralization and smoke-testing of our societal systems with effectively inconsequential events, is important.
There is going to be day gigaoutage culminates, due to lack of minoroutage warnings.
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If you don’t find this sickening and disgusting, you are in a dark place. Listen to what he says. It’s right there. It’s who he is. It’s who he’s always been. And therefore it’s who we all will be if we keep down this path.
“Whether you like him or didn’t like him, things happen, but [Mohammed] knew nothing about it,” said President Trump about Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman over the killing of Washington Post opinion columnist Jamal Khashoggi. https://wapo.st/4igmwkX
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
If you don’t find this sickening and disgusting, you are in a dark place. Listen to what he says. It’s right there. It’s who he is. It’s who he’s always been. And therefore it’s who we all will be if we keep down this path.
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Probably the most jaw-dropping video I've yet seen on all the security vulnerabilities in Flock Cameras. I cannot wait to share in so much of this at our next community town hall.
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Probably the most jaw-dropping video I've yet seen on all the security vulnerabilities in Flock Cameras. I cannot wait to share in so much of this at our next community town hall.
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this would have been a month-long scandal in 2011
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
this would have been a month-long scandal in 2011
Sunlight Calculator
Professional Web Developer in Eau Claire, WI. This is my personal site.
benholmen.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Rewatching Elf 'cause I could use some Christmas cheer, and this movie never disappears no matter how often I watch it 🤣 🎄🎅🗽
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Rewatching Elf 'cause I could use some Christmas cheer, and this movie never disappears no matter how often I watch it 🤣 🎄🎅🗽
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My regular reminder that, especially if you feel like nationally things are all going to hell in a handbasket, get up to no good in your own neighborhood! Go to local govt meetings. Hold meetings with your neighbors about the stuff you care about. It just might work: www.kgw.com/article/news...
Skamania County turns off Flock cameras after court rules images are public records
The sheriff’s office said the system was effective, while privacy advocates who opposed it from the start called the shutdown a win for transparency.
www.kgw.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My regular reminder that, especially if you feel like nationally things are all going to hell in a handbasket, get up to no good in your own neighborhood! Go to local govt meetings. Hold meetings with your neighbors about the stuff you care about. It just might work: www.kgw.com/article/news...
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I have an AMA starting now on Reddit. www.reddit.com/r/SecurityCa...
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November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I have an AMA starting now on Reddit. www.reddit.com/r/SecurityCa...
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My phone has full optical character recognition of 47,000 photos. I can search individual words.
I cannot search three words in quotes.
Computers used to be powerful. That power meant something. It was power for making your life better in sovereignty to your own interests.
And now we have this.
I cannot search three words in quotes.
Computers used to be powerful. That power meant something. It was power for making your life better in sovereignty to your own interests.
And now we have this.
November 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My phone has full optical character recognition of 47,000 photos. I can search individual words.
I cannot search three words in quotes.
Computers used to be powerful. That power meant something. It was power for making your life better in sovereignty to your own interests.
And now we have this.
I cannot search three words in quotes.
Computers used to be powerful. That power meant something. It was power for making your life better in sovereignty to your own interests.
And now we have this.
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JD Vance knows that undocumented people aren't buying up all the housing inventory, just like he knows that Haitians aren't eating dogs. He doesn't say these things because he believes them. He says these things to speak to his base.
Some of y'all are trying to engage with his point earnestly.
Some of y'all are trying to engage with his point earnestly.
November 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
JD Vance knows that undocumented people aren't buying up all the housing inventory, just like he knows that Haitians aren't eating dogs. He doesn't say these things because he believes them. He says these things to speak to his base.
Some of y'all are trying to engage with his point earnestly.
Some of y'all are trying to engage with his point earnestly.
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The irony that our parents said “tv and video games rot your brain” and now they’re completely befuddled by AI slop and clickbait
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The irony that our parents said “tv and video games rot your brain” and now they’re completely befuddled by AI slop and clickbait
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Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Imagine trying to convince someone a decade ago that this sentence would be a 100% literally accurate description of the American political situation.
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
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Epstein Document Search
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November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
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