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Clifford
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Semi involved human and comedian based in the PNW. Love soccer in Oregon and hope it continues to flourish beyond the Timbers & Thorns. Dabble competitively in Pokemon Unite. 🇵🇷
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No one outside of Miami and Messi's agent cares.
MLS says Commissioner Don Garber will "make a special presentation" Tuesday morning in South Florida.

Translation: Lionel Messi is named MVP for second consecutive season.
December 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Do you all remember November 19? When the vote was ratified to release the Epstein Files in their entirety? Yeah...it's December 7 now and still just some emails and a few pictures.

How do we prove that the files are being scrubbed and modified? Gee...if only a near-one-month delay could...
December 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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WASHINGTON AND OREGON CARTOONISTS: Seattle's bus service is commissioning 6 artists for public art pieces, 2 each, of local stories, 16-32 pages, over 2026, for $54k per artist, to be freely distributed over their ridership.

details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
Moving Stories: Short-Form Graphic Novels for King County Metro Transit RapidRide
King County Metro and 4Culture seek six artists to create short-form graphic novels that illuminate community stories along new and existing RapidRide lines.
www.4culture.org
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Very shitty people who become opposed to other very shitty people are still very shitty people

LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well

STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people

MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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These teams declining bowls are really bitches for not letting their seniors actually know their last games. I can’t imagine kids on ND that won’t play in NFL being like ok so just done then?
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Do not take a plea deal. Keep resisting. Force the feds to trial.
December 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Whoa … this is really strange.

Federal law enforcement managed to confiscate almost two tons of cocaine, and arrest 3 suspects, without blowing the boat out of the water or killing anyone.

🎁 link ⤵️

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
$28 million of cocaine seized off Miami Beach. Three men charged
Coast Guard and CBP seized about 3,715 pounds of cocaine worth $28 million from a 65-foot vessel near Government Cut off Miami Beach; three men were arrested.
www.miamiherald.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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They cannot be given authority to forcibly remove anyone from their vehicle this way. Think about how bad actors would abuse this power.
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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It seems to me if we can get one WH employee to move the sign for the Oval Office to the roof, a certain resident might get stuck up there.
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Just when we think we have seen every possible way that powerful entities can bend the knee to war criminal Trump, along comes FIFA saying hold my beer! Giving their first ever “peace prize” to that fascist clown was an absolutely cringe worthy spectacle today. Soccer should be embarrassed!

#inners
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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FIFA just gave me an EGOT. #humbled #grateful
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Lol, it's 2pm PST and guess I missed MLS Cup 🤷 not a prime time league I guess
December 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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HOMELESSNESS IS NOT A DRUG PROBLEM IT'S A HOUSING PROBLEM

I'm so sick of y'all in my mentions with this talking point, just stop.

PEOPLE CANNOT AFFORD RENT. Half of renters are paying over 30% of their income on rent, another quarter are paying over 50%!!!

People need homes they can afford!
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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High speed rail is a non-trivial effort with massive construction impacts and steep costs but it's never going to be cheaper, so governments should really start a semi-permanent program of building the most obvious corridors...or are we just going to keep flying from Seattle to Portland forever?
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Remember 6 weeks ago when Admiral Alvin Holsey, head of the U.S. military’s southern command, abruptly decided to retire?
Makes me think at least one top-ranking officer knows what a war crime is.
US admiral to retire amid military strikes in Caribbean and tensions with Venezuela
Alvin Holsey just took over the US southern command late last year for a position that normally lasts three years
www.theguardian.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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“Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker.
Just to level set
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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thehill.com/opinion/camp...

Not true, Donnie. There's one very important job left for Congress....
IMPEACHMENT!
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Speaker Mike Johnson is "crushed by his workload."

Bitch, please! You've been on a self-conferred vacation the past few months.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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the fact that amtrak cascades hit another ridership record in FY25 despite shutting down for two weeks and spending half the year running smaller trains with higher prices bc of the horizon recall is another sign that the demand for rail in the pnw is genuinely insatiable
November 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM