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Green Jinjo @green-jinjo.bsky.social · 9d

Help!

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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 51m

Check out them ears tho

Foster kitten Pugsley perched on my bed, sleepily

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Ouaquaga on Chenango @jnxouaquaga.bsky.social · 54m

Smug ass mfers

Two orange kittens, one significantly smaller than the other, passed out on a realtree blanket. The larger one is sprawled lengthwise, head flopped back on my unseen blanketed ankles. The smaller one is sprawled over the larger, front legs crossed over the larger's hip, head flopped back on their shoulder.

They've adjusted slightly. The larger is now facing up at the camera, eyes closed and sweetly, smugly smirking, his hip is now folded over the smaller one's chest and right front leg. The smaller has not appreciated the disturbance and gives the camera half open side-eye.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1h

here take the idol you must not let it fall into their hands

a little orange kitten wrapped up in tape and gauze so the vet can examine it

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Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet.bsky.social · 1d

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

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Frankenstein's Slacker @slackerpal.bsky.social · 2h

"How does one keep on truckin when they keep tearing out the roads from beneath us?"

a bunny labeled "my ability to keep on truckin" chilling in a terra cotta pot labeled "pot"

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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 2h

holding a chonky boy

Screenshot of pikachu being held by Misty in the Pokémon anime

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Microplastics Spookmelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · May 22

my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities

Store sign reading:

哇！这里全是护手霜！
WOW, THERE'S HAND CREAM ALL OVER HERE

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Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 1h

to paraphrase b. obama:

"You, regular folks... are on your own."

James Meek @jamesmeek.bsky.social · 8h

Ed Luce watching democracy die in the United States of America

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Fuzzy Mike @fuzzymike.bsky.social · 2h

women who very openly hates her daughter and is treating her terribly even after death: why was she depressed? must be the supportive friends she found

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Typewriter Skeleton @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 3h

Nice job, blaming the community that she went to for an escape from the offline environment where she was literally murdered.

Edith @edithcharles.bsky.social · 21h

Most of us have pathologically useless parents who don't care to learn about protecting us properly, but this dogshit really takes the cake.

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 2h

You can’t say they aren’t delivering that pro-business, pro-aspiration agenda for their most important supporters

POLITICO Europe @politico.eu · 6h

EXCLUSIVE: The British government is preparing to roll back on its pledge to make Big Tech companies pay for scams in its upcoming fraud strategy.

Banks furious as UK shies away from making Big Tech pay for fraud

Prime Minister Keir Starmer pledged before the election to put tech giants on the hook for fraud.

www.politico.eu

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ana street rat @uldahstreetrat.bsky.social · 22h

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 2h

In answer to your question, yes he is.

Police swarmed student after AI system mistook bag of chips for gun, officials say

A teen says he was searched by police after an AI detector mistook a crumpled chip bag for a gun.

www.wsaw.com

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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 2h

The peasants got close and bitchboy went full bitchmode

Trump scraps 'surprise pop-ins' after protesters at restaurant leave him 'haunted'

President Donald Trump will no longer make surprise appearances for the immediate future following an incident last month where the president was disrupted during his outing to a restaurant in Washing...

www.rawstory.com

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Matt the Starting Over Guy @theinfinitedadness.bsky.social · 1d

New wellness grift just dropped

Twitter post from a grifter: CO2 healed or improved all of these, even homosexuality. ® 4
Anxiety? CO2
Alcoholism? C02
Allergy? CO2
Anorexia? CO2
Asthma or shortness of breath? C02
Compulsion? CO2
Constipation? CO2
Concentration difficulties? C02
Cephalagia? co2
Cardiac disturbance? CO2
Depression? CO2

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 17h

now that they’ve normalized Nazis, the right wing billionaire set is hell-bent on normalizing the sexual abuse and trafficking of underage girls

LOWρUF🐸 🇵🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇲🇽 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 18h

Palmer Luckey is having a pro-pedophile crashout

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the ghost of pony pony huckabuck @spindlypete.bsky.social · 20h

check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby

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What is the oldest lullaby or nursery rhyme that...
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As far as the earliest we know of, it's another Babylonian tablet, about 4000 years old and most often known as Little Baby in the Dark House. We don't have the music for it, but again, the BBC article has a good go at describing some commonalities of the music that tends to accompany lullabies, so that might inspire you.
The rough translation for that Babylonian lullaby, by the way, is:
Little Baby in the dark house
You have seen the sun rise
Why are you crying?
Why are you screaming?
You have disturbed the house god.
'Who has disturbed me?' says the house god.
'It is the baby who has disturbed you!
'Who scared me?' says the house god.
'The baby has disturbed you, the baby has scared you, making noises like a drunkard who cannot sit still on his stool.
He has disturbed your sleep!
'Call the baby now, says the house god.
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 1d

when your political homie has one too many drinks

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 4d

See today how many times you can mentally append "So give up, peon" to the end of the headline or story. If it works, ignore that story, which is not reporting but propaganda designed to make you as broken and afraid as our self-appointed masters

Philip Bump @pbump.com · 4d

There’s only one reason it would be “important to remember” that presidential power has expanded (in an era of increased congressional dysfunction) and that is to view Trump’s actions as normal.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 20h

i’ve been exploring the subreddit for those bed pods that are connected to the internet that went down during the AWS and i’m obsessed with this community

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Sarah @mixuen.bsky.social · 1d

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Normande @yurintegration.bsky.social · 1d

A fascist state gestapo is kidnapping people off the streets

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NO GODS, NO MASTERS, BISEXUAL DISASTERS 🇵🇸 🇺🇦🔞 @travisteatime.bsky.social · 1d

There's something so

~☆~THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE WORLD~☆~

about a game that attacked the excesses of capitalism...

getting a sequel & being turned into a franchise, the sequel costs 70€, while its publisher is on the BDS list because they're all in on genAI-bubble genocide deals.

RPG Site @rpgsite.net · 1d

Coming six years after its predecessor, The Outer Worlds 2 is one step forward, one step back, and sometimes one step to the side in an enjoyable RPG whose commentary on consumerism bleeds into the game's own position. Our review: www.rpgsite.net/review/18760...

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