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Lawyer, but not your lawyer. Very tired.
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She dresses like Judy Gemstone what the fuck are you on about
Column: Erika Kirk, a mother to two toddlers, continues to take on public-facing leadership duties while promoting traditional ideas about prioritizing marriage and motherhood.

Here’s how her clothes are attempting to walk the same line: https://wapo.st/3N3czMn
January 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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As a principled libertarian, I believe that anyone who doesn't immediately do what ICE says should be shot dead. And as a principled states' rights advocate, I believe that the federal government should not allow states to prosecute these shootings.
January 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Is this all it takes to get published by Harvard?
January 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
This a beautiful and spot-on description of Miller. It’s uncanny.
January 6, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Trump has somehow managed to not only shred the Constitution and shatter international norms but also betray his propagandists who were celebrating the end of authoritarianism in Venezuela, leaving the same people in power so he can baldly loot the country.
This uhh lady down there who Marco had a really nice phone chat with is gonna do it for us. Won’t cost a thing.
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Never gets old.
January 2, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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"We are going to run the country."

Wow.
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
We’re going to run Venezuela and stay until a “proper transition” happens?
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Donald the Dove.
January 3, 2026 at 1:31 PM
The instructor was wrong to award 0 points based on their rubric, but the student’s essay was bad. Merely asserting one’s views on the Bible doesn’t amount to personal experience. I’m all for being charitable, but the student’s essay barely responsive to the prompt.
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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i now believe that jeffrey epstein killed himself because if i wrote like that i would kill myself
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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DONALD TRUMP:
You're banned from Mar-a-Lago for being a creep.

JEFFREY EPSTEIN:
o. ka ,, y . m? ? ? ! by t,he way i have. You r new .' Pedofile Lisense "* u orde4red _in m.y)))))) car +

DONALD TRUMP:
Thank you, my dearest friend.
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
What’s the opposite of doomscrolling? Because that’s what I’m doing right now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
So, these employees experienced anxiety attacks.
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
God, I love Chicago
Saturday's Start. This morning with the autumn colors scattered over Chicago's Lincoln Park.
October 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It should be a national scandal that the President nominated a person who describes themselves as having a “Nazi streak.”
Ok, yes, Trump nominee Paul Ingrassia did say, “I do have a Nazi streak in me from time to time, I will admit it."

But, the kid was just 29 years old. Barely able to drive or buy a beer.

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Trump nominee says he has a ‘Nazi streak,’ bashes MLK Jr. Day, according to texts
Paul Ingrassia’s bid to lead a whistleblower agency is set for a Senate confirmation hearing Thursday.
www.politico.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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these people are actually out of their fucking minds and im so sick of being told we need to pretend otherwise
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
October 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Is JD Vance’s entire platform as a politician built around, “Did you even say ‘thank you’?”
What I can’t get over is just how interpersonally unpleasant this is. Think about good leaders in history, no matter who you think that is - would any of them go to a minority critic and tell them to “express a little gratitude” with a sneer? Of course not, because it makes your skin crawl
October 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov pretty sure you could order ISP to leave, or even to protect protestors…
Cops and feds have successfully split up the demonstration now.

ISP standing side by side with Border Patrol.
October 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Pritzker: "One of the reasons Trump wants to send troops into cities is bc he wants to be able to take control of the 2026 elections...if they've got troops in cities, & it becomes a kind of norm for people, then it won't be abnormal for them when they're going to vote having troops at ballot boxes"
September 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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No, I don't want my kids to grow up in a country where bombings, assassinations, beatings, and all of that are part of the expected course of social and political life. You can feel however you want about the guy, but you have to be a truly spectacular dumbass to not see how this leads to bad places
What a laughable, totally expected liberal take. You can't hold your nose, just once? You want people to feel bad for celebrating the death of a man who celebrated the death of so many, wrote off the death of children as the price to pay for muh freedom? Yet another display of fishhook theory.
September 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Political violence is bad. It usually begets more political violence.

Celebrating political violence is bad. It usually encourages more political violence, against various targets.

Campus shootings are bad. They make everyone on campus less safe.

It's bad that what I wrote here is controversial.
September 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM