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Vernon.
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Its the only world we got, let's protect it while we can. That's all there is and there ain't no more.

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Whenever I see someone getting out over their skis on a foreign policy take I remember Caitlin Flanagan confusing Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khomeini and then claiming she was actually expressing a profound truth.
January 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Must feel like they're back in the good old days at the CIA right now. Proof that their cancerous presence in the world will always find a way back to regime change.
January 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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We can’t have another three years of this
January 3, 2026 at 9:57 AM
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Most of the derangement about Mamdani is for the obvious reasons but part of it is also that a surprising amount of people were committed to the Cuomo rehabilitation project because they hated the idea that anything could have consequences for men of the right class.
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
August 14, 2023 at 4:43 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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then is brutally mocked by the robot
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Video of full remarks by Talarico
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Something has gone horribly wrong when the DOJ drops documents that sound like an early 2000s Alex Jones rant.

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
December 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Viral coffee hole
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Commentary: Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin! https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Omg lmao
December 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Oh, look there: an editorial-interference canary.
An Editor’s Note from 60 Minutes
December 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Stunned that this photo is real. If I showed up to an interview and the camerawork / set did me this dirty I would resort to violence. No question.
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Ashby, 28, is a former Scientologist and adult convert to the Russian Orthodox Church. She believes abortion should be illegal, but wildly accessible in “abortion speakeasies.” Ashby’s primary issue is that there’s too much nail art on TikTok. She has a tattoo of J.D. Vance but did not vote in 2024
December 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Short of an actual video of trump blowing bubba this is the funniest way they could have played this.
The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Congratulations equally to every strip club and car dealership within 20 miles of a base.
Trump announces $1,776 'Warrior Dividend' checks for 1,450,000 US military service members; the checks will be in the mail before Christmas.
December 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Bluesky tonight is neatly divided between trans people and family members appropriately angry and freaking out and everyone else who has barely noticed.
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.

Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”

I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Trump and Vance discussing the possibility of deploying a tactical N-word, but they’re each thinking of a different word
December 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM