Crosseyed Noli
@crosseyednoli.bsky.social
Lap cat of #AltGov. Proud member of #AltFam. Accidental elected official.
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the student was trolling her instructor; her instructor tried to respond in good faith, the student enlisted the right wing hate machine and got the instructor put on leave *for being trans.*
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the student was trolling her instructor; her instructor tried to respond in good faith, the student enlisted the right wing hate machine and got the instructor put on leave *for being trans.*
John & John 🥰
This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
December 1, 2025 at 5:55 AM
John & John 🥰
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I couldn’t remember the names of the two guys in Waiting for Godot so I called them Estrogen and Tarragon and it turns out I was right
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I couldn’t remember the names of the two guys in Waiting for Godot so I called them Estrogen and Tarragon and it turns out I was right
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It's a circumstance so extreme it is regularly used in classrooms, including at West Point, of a canonical example of when an order is manifestly unlawful
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's a circumstance so extreme it is regularly used in classrooms, including at West Point, of a canonical example of when an order is manifestly unlawful
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From finishing salts at The Meadow to vintage cast iron at Kitchen Culture, our guide features the tastiest finds in town this holiday shopping season. Whether you need a host gift or a pantry upgrade, we’ve got you covered. Shop local this fall and help make #Portland stronger.
The 2025 Portland Holiday Gift Guide: 30+ Local Businesses To Shop This Fall
Skip the big box stores. This year, give a gift that gives back to Portland with our curated guide to the best independent shops, from iconic institutions to hidden gems.
stumptownsavings.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
From finishing salts at The Meadow to vintage cast iron at Kitchen Culture, our guide features the tastiest finds in town this holiday shopping season. Whether you need a host gift or a pantry upgrade, we’ve got you covered. Shop local this fall and help make #Portland stronger.
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"VAERS is an unverified reporting system that allows anyone to submit entries about adverse events they believe are linked to vaccines. VAERS website warns that submissions can contain inaccurate, incomplete or biased information." #RSNA25
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
FDA claims Covid shots killed 10 children and vows new vaccine rules
Vaccine experts said the memo was irresponsible and omits key details about how officials arrived at the conclusion.
www.nbcnews.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
"VAERS is an unverified reporting system that allows anyone to submit entries about adverse events they believe are linked to vaccines. VAERS website warns that submissions can contain inaccurate, incomplete or biased information." #RSNA25
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
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The Texas Supreme Court changed its policy to allow judges to refuse same-sex marriages.
The change happened last week but it’s only being reported now because nobody noticed, in case you want to see an example of the real world impact of the collapse of local news industry
The change happened last week but it’s only being reported now because nobody noticed, in case you want to see an example of the real world impact of the collapse of local news industry
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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I’m in.
The thing where conservatives think they should be able to go to college to teach experts instead of to learn from them shows how coddled they have been by society. We need to stop disrespecting them by shielding them with accommodation; let’s respect their beliefs by releasing them to the effects.
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’m in.
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November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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I know the content is accurate, but before reposting I verified the plaque is real, too. It is
Here’s the plaque at West Point with the relevant text highlighted
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I know the content is accurate, but before reposting I verified the plaque is real, too. It is
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The reality, of course, is that Miller and a significant portion of Trump’s base are the ones who failed to assimilate to America’s post-WWII culture of multi-racial democracy & religious pluralism…and they are now using their power to destroy that once dominant (and still popular) American culture.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The reality, of course, is that Miller and a significant portion of Trump’s base are the ones who failed to assimilate to America’s post-WWII culture of multi-racial democracy & religious pluralism…and they are now using their power to destroy that once dominant (and still popular) American culture.
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OREGONIANS!!! Due to new legislation passed this year, the Oregon Public Utility Commission is developing new guidelines for how to divide energy costs between residential & commercial customers. TELL THEM DATA CENTERS NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE!!!
apps.puc.state.or.us/docketpublic...
apps.puc.state.or.us/docketpublic...
Oregon Public Utility Commission - Submit Public Comment - DocketPublicComment
apps.puc.state.or.us
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
OREGONIANS!!! Due to new legislation passed this year, the Oregon Public Utility Commission is developing new guidelines for how to divide energy costs between residential & commercial customers. TELL THEM DATA CENTERS NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE!!!
apps.puc.state.or.us/docketpublic...
apps.puc.state.or.us/docketpublic...
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The Office of Resilience and Emergency Management provides emergency equipment such as generators to counties, supports warming centers in winter storms and cooling centers in heat waves, and offers air-purified spaces during wildfires and distributes hundreds of emergency kits.
Oregon emergency office not just focused on natural disasters, but food insecurity
Office of Resilience and Emergency Management operates under Oregon’s Department of Human Services.
www.opb.org
November 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The Office of Resilience and Emergency Management provides emergency equipment such as generators to counties, supports warming centers in winter storms and cooling centers in heat waves, and offers air-purified spaces during wildfires and distributes hundreds of emergency kits.
🔴🐼 seeks 🐈🐉
Darth standing on the cold and windswept shores of the Loch, rain stinging the flesh, thunder rolling, holding up a can of tuna screaming HERE KITTY KITTY
the thing about the loch ness monster is
i really want it to be real
i really want it to be real
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Friends, I cried tears of hilarity reading this.
I wrote 4000 words about Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK, please read it before it gets taken down by HR
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Friends, I cried tears of hilarity reading this.
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I just have to remind myself that the airline spent a LOT of money on the airplane and they want it back undamaged
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I just have to remind myself that the airline spent a LOT of money on the airplane and they want it back undamaged
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DOGE isn’t gone.
Ask any Fed who had a position affected by them.
They’re embedded, in positions where they cannot be fired.
@altssa.altgov.info
@altcdc.altgov.info
@altdoi.altgov.info
@altnih4science.bsky.social
@altfda.altgov.info
And anyone I forgot.
Feel free to chime in for Anna.
Ask any Fed who had a position affected by them.
They’re embedded, in positions where they cannot be fired.
@altssa.altgov.info
@altcdc.altgov.info
@altdoi.altgov.info
@altnih4science.bsky.social
@altfda.altgov.info
And anyone I forgot.
Feel free to chime in for Anna.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
DOGE isn’t gone.
Ask any Fed who had a position affected by them.
They’re embedded, in positions where they cannot be fired.
@altssa.altgov.info
@altcdc.altgov.info
@altdoi.altgov.info
@altnih4science.bsky.social
@altfda.altgov.info
And anyone I forgot.
Feel free to chime in for Anna.
Ask any Fed who had a position affected by them.
They’re embedded, in positions where they cannot be fired.
@altssa.altgov.info
@altcdc.altgov.info
@altdoi.altgov.info
@altnih4science.bsky.social
@altfda.altgov.info
And anyone I forgot.
Feel free to chime in for Anna.
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@adenng.com's first video on AltNPS was an exhaustively researched dive into the topic, and this is a great follow-up that I think hits on some really important aspects of this strange, fascinating, infuriating subject.
PLEASE watch the video for yourself, but I want to highlight a few things🧵:
PLEASE watch the video for yourself, but I want to highlight a few things🧵:
Part 2 of my deep dive into AltNPS. We look at the phenomena and full shady history of AltNPS accounts as a whole, some of the more problematic fallout of unchecked idolatry, and the dangers of misinformation in fandoms. And maybe finally answer, "Who is AltNPS?" (Credit in 🧵)
youtu.be/ZKvsoHqvJbc
youtu.be/ZKvsoHqvJbc
Who is AltNPS? (Part Two)
YouTube video by Aden Ng
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
@adenng.com's first video on AltNPS was an exhaustively researched dive into the topic, and this is a great follow-up that I think hits on some really important aspects of this strange, fascinating, infuriating subject.
PLEASE watch the video for yourself, but I want to highlight a few things🧵:
PLEASE watch the video for yourself, but I want to highlight a few things🧵:
More great work from @adenng.com
Part 2 of my deep dive into AltNPS. We look at the phenomena and full shady history of AltNPS accounts as a whole, some of the more problematic fallout of unchecked idolatry, and the dangers of misinformation in fandoms. And maybe finally answer, "Who is AltNPS?" (Credit in 🧵)
youtu.be/ZKvsoHqvJbc
youtu.be/ZKvsoHqvJbc
Who is AltNPS? (Part Two)
YouTube video by Aden Ng
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
More great work from @adenng.com
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“One day he sat on the plane with me. We were talking about Syria, and he drew a map of the Mideast for me. And it was a perfect map,” Kennedy told me. “Then he drew in the troop strength of each country, and also the troop strength on various borders.”
“One day he sat on the plane with me. We were talking about Syria, and he drew a map of the Mideast for me. And it was a perfect map,” Kennedy told me. “Then he drew in the troop strength of each country, and also the troop strength on various borders.”
“From my perspective as a scientist and someone who has done this her entire career, he has a lot of blood on his hands," Lakshmi Panagiotakopoulos, a top adviser on COVID vaccines for the CDC, told @michaelscherer.bsky.social about RFK Jr. www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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“One day he sat on the plane with me. We were talking about Syria, and he drew a map of the Mideast for me. And it was a perfect map,” Kennedy told me. “Then he drew in the troop strength of each country, and also the troop strength on various borders.”
“One day he sat on the plane with me. We were talking about Syria, and he drew a map of the Mideast for me. And it was a perfect map,” Kennedy told me. “Then he drew in the troop strength of each country, and also the troop strength on various borders.”
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...because 'marital rape' wasn't a concept until feminism made it one and it wasn't illegal in all fifty states until 1993, because marriage was perpetual consent, aka he owned you.
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
...because 'marital rape' wasn't a concept until feminism made it one and it wasn't illegal in all fifty states until 1993, because marriage was perpetual consent, aka he owned you.
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I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.
😳
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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This!
Do not let anyone in without a judicial warrant.
Don’t say anything.
And WHITE PROPLE, get out there and warn others! Put a Mexican flag decal in your window and draw attention. Put a VZ flag on your antenna or back window. Anything. Make ICE follow YOU.
Do not let anyone in without a judicial warrant.
Don’t say anything.
And WHITE PROPLE, get out there and warn others! Put a Mexican flag decal in your window and draw attention. Put a VZ flag on your antenna or back window. Anything. Make ICE follow YOU.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This!
Do not let anyone in without a judicial warrant.
Don’t say anything.
And WHITE PROPLE, get out there and warn others! Put a Mexican flag decal in your window and draw attention. Put a VZ flag on your antenna or back window. Anything. Make ICE follow YOU.
Do not let anyone in without a judicial warrant.
Don’t say anything.
And WHITE PROPLE, get out there and warn others! Put a Mexican flag decal in your window and draw attention. Put a VZ flag on your antenna or back window. Anything. Make ICE follow YOU.
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List potential ICE vehicles right on Waze if you can.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
List potential ICE vehicles right on Waze if you can.