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Örjan
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I write words and code, wave swords around, and try to vacuum the cat.

Back in 🇸🇪 after 20 odd years in 🇬🇧
I named my fists Um and Er because I'll let them do my talking.
I named my fists Hercule and Poirot because they’re about to be covered in someone’s little grey cells.

…also because I prefer to sit in an armchair and let my burly sidekick actually do the physical work.
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
December 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
If you see this I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Taiwanese ambassador to Finland performs with his metal band at Taiwan-Finland cultural event! 🤘✊️
That's what I call great ambassador
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My work computer runs Ubuntu Linux. My home computer runs Windows 10. My home laptop (used for traveling, and for casting -dle games played with the family) runs Chrome OS.

All have both Swedish and English keyboards installed.

I should probably configure all to use the same key combo to change.
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I've had this in periods, sometimes for a month, sometimes a few years. When I have it I can make up 3d films in my mind, with immersive sound and touch.

Makes it hard to find motivation to write, when I can refine the story in my mind and see it play out. I can't write well enough to capture that.
Oh, do the rest of you not have this?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS NORMAL!
FFS
https://neurolaunch.com/hyperphantasia-adhd/
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

Chuck Berry & The Boppers

Guns'n'Roses

The Leather Nun

BB King

Blue for Two
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

Gary Numan w/ Tubeway Army
Rick Wakeman
Eurythmics
Billy Joel
Dar Williams
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

The Sugarcubes
DEVO
Kraftwerk
Prince
Atarashii Gakko!
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Can confirm.

Source: grew up on a farm.
Yet again, I am going to ask everyone to look at the 'farmers' hands driving the tractors / being interviewed in this protest.

If they have soft hands they are not farmers, they are tax dodging managers. Farmers have giant sausage fingers covered in cuts.

Source: Grew-up on a farm.
damn, well I'm sure the MET will come down on them with the same enthusiasm they have for arresting climate protestors
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.

It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.

It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.

Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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The Viking culture was, in fact, an ancient form of the cat distribution system.
Orange fur showed up shortly before cats reached Scandinavia. You can track where, and when, the Vikings went by when the orange gene entered the local cat gene pool. They took cats *everywhere*.
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Linux using folks - what might cause a spontaneous reboot when running 'systemctl start multi-user.task'? (When all the dependencies have already been started).

Booting a live-usb image on the same machine has no issues.
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Who doesn't fondly remember the classic Sherlock Holmes story - set around Christmas - when a stolen carbuncle is stuffed down the gullet of a turkey?
FFS, turkeys are literally American not British. These assclowns are confused
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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We live in interesting times, when the bonds market is further left-wing than a democratic socialist government.
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Such magnificent clouds...
Get outside into a dark place if you can tonight - no guarantees, but a possible brilliant display of the northern lights.
We have upgraded our geomagnetic forecast today (12 November 2025) to the highest intensity level amid an ongoing solar storm.

Current predictions suggest that the activity will result in potentially the largest solar storm to hit our planet in over two decades.
November 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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This thread is highly misleading in two ways. Firstly, historically. It does not fit with the scholarship. Secondly politically. It implies we are living in some fragile Goldilocks bubble of freedom.
1. This is a thread on freedom, and how easy it is to lose.

Over the past 2,000 years in Europe, there have been few periods and places of freedom. For much of the time we lived under highly oppressive tyrannies of various kinds, whether small or grand, local or imperial, secular or religious.🧵
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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So this reminds me of one of my favourite WTF moments in heritage bureaucracy, which was the 2018 archaeological excavations just outside the chapel of St Peter at the Tower of London. nobody could decide who, apart from the king, could legally sign off on the project
…so there isn’t some department that is empowered to deal with this stuff that can just override the inevitable objections, I guess? rough, if so
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
FFS, I've already seen columns asking if this will lead to New York leaving the United States.
November 5, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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The number of people between 16 and 34 who died or were injured in a work-related incident increased by 76% between 1939 and 1946
November 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Editorial cartoon: Unsolicited Dick Fics.
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Just finished What Stalks the Deep by @tkingfisher.com

It was very good. I'm finding the Sworn Soldier series curious in that there's clearly a lot of clever horror in them, but not in a way that puts a longtime horror-disliker like me off.

Also: I, too, practiced the Zippo trick to impress girls
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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"Unlike cynicism, hopefulness is hard-earned, makes demands upon us, & can often feel like the most indefensible and lonely place on Earth. Hopefulness is not a neutral position - it is adversarial. It is the warrior emotion that can lay waste to cynicism."
- Nick Cave to Stephen Colbert, Aug. 2024.
November 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
TFW you're on a road trip through the foggy forested darkness, and your driver says "Want to hear something cool?" and sings the Queen of the Night aria perfectly, only one octave lower.
That was cool.
November 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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OpenAI put out a press release today addressing mental health concerns. I have many issues with it, but something super troubling:

They estimate a WEEKLY prevalence of 560,000 users displaying signs of psychosis or mania and 1.2 MILLION users indicating suicidal plan/intent.
Strengthening ChatGPT’s responses in sensitive conversations
We worked with more than 170 mental health experts to help ChatGPT more reliably recognize signs of distress, respond with care, and guide people toward real-world support–reducing responses that fall...
openai.com
October 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"Does the gentleman dress to the left or to the right?"
#RudeVegetables
October 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Heading home from the office Halloween party. Free drinks, alcoholic and non, and snacks, and a DJ handling the beats.

As I'm sure you can imagine, the results were predictable.

Yup. A group of middle-aged nerds playing Uno and Catan and having a very pleasant evening.
October 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM