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ever since I was young, I have wanted to be on Computer
honk shoo bf mimimimi gf
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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⚠️ STOP!! Don’t scroll by!! This is a murder checkpoint!! If you’ve murdered someone post their name, when you did it, and how!! ⚠️
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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I enjoy every pie and every type of thanksgiving food like a pig at the trough
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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I could eat more mayonnaise than you can imagine. Enough mayonnaise to shock the consciences of people of all nations.
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Post a famous bathroom scene
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I made this for you about your town.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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i used computer to plan my thanksgiving menu:

bubblegum stuffed turkey (boiled)
green bean stew
rocks
green bean gravy
flotozipwini
sweet olives
cranburpy
green bean eggs
bun
plotato
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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boiled hog leaf is unquestionably the worst thanksgiving staple. can't believe there are hundreds of millions of people in america in 2025 eating boiled hog leaf at their thanks giving table. when i see boiled hog leaf i say "no thank you!" right away. keep that boiled hog leaf away from me!
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Masterpiece. Now's a great time to watch it, if you haven't ever before.
As every year at Christmas, some Japanese theaters will screen "Tokyo Godfathers" ;o;
www.shin-bungeiza.com/schedule#d20...
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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If only it were so easy
barbie: pet rescue, screenshot, game boy color (2001) www.mobygames.com/game/70358/b...
October 22, 2024 at 9:12 AM
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the beasts in me
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Tapping the sign again
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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We need a 2X Pimpy and 3X Bape of the left
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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My life would be easier if I had fewer ideas
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 AM
you can't trust recommendations on Google, Facebook, Etsy or Pinterest now because so much of it is AI slop. i love innovation
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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A “You’ve Got Mail” remake set on Bandcamp Friday where Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks are rival noise artists who accidentally buy each others’s tape because they both released under a new alias.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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The phrase "trans activist" is goofy because like 95% of the time it's used it refers to a trans person simply existing.

Media, pointing at a woman buying a coffee: behold, a trans activist.

Woman: buying coffee is not activism stop being so fucking weird

Media: trans activist criticizes media
October 19, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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my haters are the waiters at my table of success, and brother, service is fucking terrible.
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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NEW: When Propecy Fails is one of the most famous social psychology books of all time, a look at a small group of UFO believers when the “spacemen” failed to land. I wrote about a new study from an independent researcher who says the book is not what it seems. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
It’s one of the most influential social psychology studies ever. Was it all a lie?
A classic book on UFO believers and their "cognitive dissonance" after aliens failed to land is called into question.
www.motherjones.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM