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Daisy
@daisyshylass.bsky.social
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Doooom & Gloooom, glitter & shiny shit, pretentious poetry, Wiggles, Christmas, crap jokes, photos, nature, socially unfit. Naughty stories 18+: https://www.lushstories.com/profile/Shylass Nice stories All Ages: https://www.storiesspace.com/profile/daisy
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · Dec 10
[Insert incredibly witty, hilarious, astute, cuttingly brilliant flap* here]

*I suppose it's not a tweet from a little bird, and butterflies are silent, but they flap their wings, so...🤷‍♀️
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 1d
Actual frogs, Valentino and Beauregard, approve! 😂
A photograph of two frogs of Wiggle Pond, one slightly in front of the other, both sitting in the green, slightly feathered pond weed. Both have extraorinarily large smiles on their faces, not just because they are proud parents, but because Wiggle Pond is a place where ALL species and brackets of species co-exist happily together. Immigrated fish live together alongside frogs, toads, newts, and other kinds of animals, including visiting foxes and hedgehogs. And sure, every now and again, somebody gets eaten, but this is strongly discouraged, and mourned every unfortunate time it happens. We like to think the set-up of Wiggle Garden can provide other sources of food away from Wiggle Pond, and those who break the water-friendly atmosphere are pretty sternly ticked off! All are welcome to live in harmony here.
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 2d
I don't know what you mean. 😎

(I blame my mother. And yes, that is an entire Wedgwood blue Jasperware Christmas plate collection spanning from 1969-1988, and please note the two ceramic turkey salt and pepper shakers on the top shelf. 😂)
A photograph of three vintage Christmas plates from the 1970s, two with stylised Christmas child-like angels, and one in red line drawings of holly, bells, birds and stars, with a boy and girl standing in a Christmassy living room. A photograph of a mahoosive box, which contains a giant white ceramic turkey platter, big enough to fit a sacrificial primary schooler on. A photograph of an open large wooden dresser unit, showing a large collection of blue and white Wedgwood plates, amidst other ornaments of things like a porcelain clockmaker, Willow Tree angels and two ceramic turkeys that are actually salt and pepper shakers. A photograph of four Christmas mugs, one with holly, one fondant one with large gingerbread men, a Beano Dennis the Menace and Gnasher ornaments in tree branches, a Partridge in a Pear Tree one.
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 2d
Agreed. And what mental health services?! You get 6 sessions after nearly a year's worth of waiting, and then nothing. Nothing at all. They even closed the drop-in centre that was a literal lifeline for those of us left out to pasture and rot after our allotted sessions. 😭
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 2d
Who CAN tell these days?! 🤷‍♀️
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 2d
I am 100% sure you've seen this, having been sent it by multiple people, but Just In Case... 😂

uk.news.yahoo.com/palace-livid...
Palace is "livid" that the Royal Family's "secret tunnel" has been exposed
The royal family's "secret tunnel" has been revealed and palace courtiers are "livid" that it was exposed.
uk.news.yahoo.com
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 3d
How wonderful! 🤩

Have you read "Sarum" by Edward Rutherfurd? It's a fantastic novel tracing Sarum and its development (including Stonehenge), and later Salisbury, through the eyes of various families throughout the centuries. My favourite is "London", but both are unmissable. 🌟
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 3d
That's if they'd even bloody let us in. 🙄

Hope you guys are doing well. 🌟🤗🤗🤗💖
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 3d
My dual nationality fellow family members here don't recognise it anymore, and we all agree, we're even too ashamed to want to claim it now, let alone attempt to visit our blood relatives there. We're just glad our mother can't see what's become of it. She was already heartbroken as it was. 😭
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 4d
I said that already. I must have meant it. 🌟🥰💖
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 4d
Bloody brilliant start, in my opinion. 🌟🤗💖
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 4d
That's bloody brilliant! I'm proper proud of you, and I hope you can be proud of yourself, too. 🥰🌟💖
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 7d
So sorry about the family ailments! I hope all of you are able to heal quickly, and especially you with your surgery - I hope all goes well. We'll be here when you're ready (whether you like it or not 😂).
A photograph of a smiling gingerbread man standing on a stone bench, waving and holding on to a small, turquoise blue glass bottle full of lawn daisies. There is a backdrop behind him of a white and purple fuschia bush. He wishes well to all who see him, despite the fact that I ate him just after I took the photo. It's okay, though, he lives in Gingerbread Heaven now, happy that he fulfilled his greatest potential in life, in causing at least one person to smile, and maybe more, if his picture caused you to smile, too.
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 7d
Chiggypigs. 🥰😂
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 7d
Well, just promise me that when it starts agreeing with your feelings about yourself, you'll boot the bugger out the window. And the bot, too. 🤗💖
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 7d
How did that go for you? I daren't try anything like that in case it wants to actually engage with me - I have enough trouble trying to avoid conversations with Actual People. 😖
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 7d
Happy Birthday, Not-So-Little'un! 🎉🎉🎉 Celebrating another year wonderful! 🌟

Mini Wiggle just turned 8 (he wanted a Minecraft cake and rocks for presents). 😂
A photograph of Giggles the Caterpillar cake, with lighted coloured star candles all along her back.
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 9d
I haven't heard about a new Downton! Bloody hell, it's silly times like this when I realise Mother is really gone (she'd have been going on about it non-stop). 😢
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 12d
How big are the sheep these days?! That's a fisherman's pose angle if ever I saw one. 😂
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 13d
Great choice, she's a very funny lady. 🌟
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 13d
As mentioned over on Shitter (I'm still struggling to juggle the two sites 🤪), my friend @killertunes.bsky.social and his horror movie podcast are well worth a follow, and his Youtube channel brings his horror stories straight into your brain via your lug holes. 😱

m.youtube.com/@DoctorGallow
Doctor Gallow's Ghosts, Monsters and Legends
Your host Doctor Gallow talks ghosts, monsters and legends in regular mini webisodes. Subscribe for: Crytpids Cryptozoology Monsters Ghosts Hauntings Horror Creepypasta Myths and legends
m.youtube.com
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 13d
Also known as Novocastrians, they are a friendly, welcoming people, despite their history of battles between the "Jocks and the Geordies" in times past. I have family up there. 🌟
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 14d
Agreed.

🤗💖
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 17d
"Doughball Boy was a lump of dough. Heavy & sticky, he did his best to be cheerful. But it's hard to be cheerful when you're just a lump of raw dough without a shape people can recognise..."

Join him to find out who he'll become!

#WyrdWednesday #Stories
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Doughball Boy and The Bakeryboo Finding You Summer Holiday
What does a doughball turn into when he Finds Himself?
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 20d
I don't understand why people don't write, "How much would you charge for [needs of group & other relevant information], please?" And then if they can't afford it, reply with "Thank you for your time, we hope to be able to book you at another time in the future." and then start saving. 🤷‍♀️
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Daisy @daisyshylass.bsky.social · 20d
Santa Claus: The Movie (severely underrated!).

Scrooge (1970, A. Finney=the ONLY worthy Ebenezer, & I regularly sing "Thank You Very Much").

The Muppets Christmas Carol (multiple songs as daily alarms).

Mickey's Christmas Carol (+cartoon collection after it on VHS).

National Lampoons 🎄 Vacation.
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