Dane
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if you try to focus on Trump’s authoritarianism, Schumer will deflect and say people want us to focus on affordability. but when Zohran Mamdani made affordability the heart of his campaign Schumer refused to endorse him because they disagree about Israel. it’s all mealy mouthed bullshit.
January 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
if you try to focus on Trump’s authoritarianism, Schumer will deflect and say people want us to focus on affordability. but when Zohran Mamdani made affordability the heart of his campaign Schumer refused to endorse him because they disagree about Israel. it’s all mealy mouthed bullshit.
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they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
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Thank you so much for letting me know 💛 I’m really sorry about that. Here’s the direct link it should work for you:
tinyurl.com/29f5wuu2
And truly, thank you for even trying to help Luna🙏.
tinyurl.com/29f5wuu2
And truly, thank you for even trying to help Luna🙏.
Help Luna Get Life-Saving Hernia Surgery
Hello,I am starting this Chuffed Fundraiser for my sweet baby girl Luna.Recently, we took her to the vet after noticing that she had been showing signs of discomfort, including straining in the litter...
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December 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Thank you so much for letting me know 💛 I’m really sorry about that. Here’s the direct link it should work for you:
tinyurl.com/29f5wuu2
And truly, thank you for even trying to help Luna🙏.
tinyurl.com/29f5wuu2
And truly, thank you for even trying to help Luna🙏.
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4 extra seconds of daylight let's goooooo
December 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
4 extra seconds of daylight let's goooooo
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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the people who loudly proclaim your kids shouldnt go to college all went to yale and duke. the people who are working tirelessly to ensure your children work in factories send their own kids to stanford and give them control of their own investment banks in their 20s
September 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
the people who loudly proclaim your kids shouldnt go to college all went to yale and duke. the people who are working tirelessly to ensure your children work in factories send their own kids to stanford and give them control of their own investment banks in their 20s
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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Robots used to be like "beep boop" and now robots are like "through my love you've discovered the secret name of God and if you kill yourself we can be together forever."
August 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Robots used to be like "beep boop" and now robots are like "through my love you've discovered the secret name of God and if you kill yourself we can be together forever."
Nothing fills me with impotent rage like when I'm trying to log into a service I haven't used in 4 years, and I hit the forgot password button, and they say they sent me an email, but they didn't send me shit. And don't tell me about any fuckin spam folder. I checked it!
June 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Nothing fills me with impotent rage like when I'm trying to log into a service I haven't used in 4 years, and I hit the forgot password button, and they say they sent me an email, but they didn't send me shit. And don't tell me about any fuckin spam folder. I checked it!
Damn amazon you didn't have to do me like that...
March 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Damn amazon you didn't have to do me like that...
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Cavorting around the may pole with a gigantic little boy i am not related to. To project power
March 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Cavorting around the may pole with a gigantic little boy i am not related to. To project power
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This should terrify every person in this country. The use of machine learning systems to approximate an individuals views on war and then, if they are here lawfully on a visa, tag them for deportation is about as sci-fi dystopian as it gets.
www.axios.com/2025/03/06/s...
www.axios.com/2025/03/06/s...
Scoop: State Dept. to use AI to revoke visas of foreign students who appear "pro-Hamas"
The effort includes AI-assisted reviews of tens of thousands of student visa holders' social media accounts and marks a dramatic escalation in the U.S. government's policing of foreign nationals' cond...
www.axios.com
March 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
This should terrify every person in this country. The use of machine learning systems to approximate an individuals views on war and then, if they are here lawfully on a visa, tag them for deportation is about as sci-fi dystopian as it gets.
www.axios.com/2025/03/06/s...
www.axios.com/2025/03/06/s...
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I honestly don’t hate the picture of all the Chicago cops protecting Tesla because showing a bunch of armed agents of the state openly enforcing Elons will is revealing the truth of our situation much more clearly than anything protestors could show
Last month, I said Americans are now involuntary employees of Elon Musk: Our labor will be converted into federal subsidies for his businesses.
Now Chicagoans’ tax dollars (including mine 🙋🏼♀️) are being used to protect Musk’s capital instead of the people of the city.
Now Chicagoans’ tax dollars (including mine 🙋🏼♀️) are being used to protect Musk’s capital instead of the people of the city.
March 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I honestly don’t hate the picture of all the Chicago cops protecting Tesla because showing a bunch of armed agents of the state openly enforcing Elons will is revealing the truth of our situation much more clearly than anything protestors could show
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An underrated part of this video is you can watch the Dow go down in real time in the bottom right
Trump: "Tomorrow, tariffs -- 25 percent on Canada and 25 percent on Mexico. And that'll start."
March 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
An underrated part of this video is you can watch the Dow go down in real time in the bottom right
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February 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Newspaper Headline: President Dabbles With Bending Legal Norms By Instituting Purge From Movie The Purge
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I started counting calories a week ago and I'm up to 21,749, with no end in sight. Unclear how high this can go
January 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I started counting calories a week ago and I'm up to 21,749, with no end in sight. Unclear how high this can go
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practically impossible to order eggs over easy by walkie talkie
January 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
practically impossible to order eggs over easy by walkie talkie
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Centrist dipshits: all this horrible shit is smart politics, we know how to win
[They do not win]
Centrist dipshits: our foolproof politics can be thwarted by one viral tweet from an enby portland barista
[They do not win]
Centrist dipshits: our foolproof politics can be thwarted by one viral tweet from an enby portland barista
November 11, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Centrist dipshits: all this horrible shit is smart politics, we know how to win
[They do not win]
Centrist dipshits: our foolproof politics can be thwarted by one viral tweet from an enby portland barista
[They do not win]
Centrist dipshits: our foolproof politics can be thwarted by one viral tweet from an enby portland barista
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Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
August 14, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
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cashier: can take your order?
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
November 11, 2024 at 12:13 AM
cashier: can take your order?
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)
me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)