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dani lamorte
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📘 NOBODY’S PSYCHIC (UPK, Fall 2025)
🌱 👁️ 🎞️ 🌕 anything that eats the sun

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pfp: Centa Schumacher
Writers: It's important to hook the reader with your first line.

Something like: "I don't want a lot for Christmas."
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I stayed up too late reading poemmmmms
November 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Sanctions on the United States until they start using proper date formats and the 24 hour clock
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It's Monday and they're already calling me a brick.
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Kim Davis certified loser bitch see u in hell
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“We gotta vote for the lesser of two evils”

“We gotta vote for harm reduction”

Girl, if you don’t put the caps back on the Sharpie markers and open a window…
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Lord, I see what you’ve done for Dick Cheney and I’m asking you to do it for the Democrats 🙏
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Just blocked an Instagram account that suggested you can make chili crisp with just chilis, oil, and minced garlic.

I will not allow this msg / Sichuan peppercorn marginalization!
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Wait I can’t believe Zohran said this you guys
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I repotted all my houseplants and I was NOT brave about it.
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I am taking an uber and remembering how much I don’t like taking an uber. I would rather wait 30 minutes in the cold
for a bus.
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
New marketing strategy for artists: become the mayor of New York City
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Having a cup of coffee at 5:00 PM and yes this is a good idea.
November 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I love so much Bauhaus art but I just know people at the Bauhaus would've hated me.
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
None of you are touching enough grass.
The fact that a lot of leftists despise Parks and Rec - one of the best and most sympathetic depictions of non-cop government in modern media - is a symptom of the fact that a lot of the left has no idea how to actually implement the policy proposals they want to enact.
The reason 30 Rock succeeds years later while parks and rec has aged like a toilet full of milk, is that 30 Rock doesnt shy away from portraying Liz Lemon as an obvious villian with a victim/hero complex, whereas Leslie Knope was played just a straight hero character, even tho she is a neolib shill
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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How you react when tripping in front of people is the real you.
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I put the "pencil" in Pennsylvania. (I don't really like pens.)
I put the “ew” in New Jersey 😉
I put the “ew” in New York 😞
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Dick Cheney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
🤢🤮
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Hey.
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Debra Messing her pants because she’s shitting herself
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Lefty pundits who claim progressive economic policies can't coexist with what's dismissed as identity politics, take note of what happened tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
No thanks, November.
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM