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Dr: Okay Dave, try not to get an erection during this prostate exam.
Patient: My name is Steve.
Dr: I know, I'm Dave.
Patient: My name is Steve.
Dr: I know, I'm Dave.
May 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Dr: Okay Dave, try not to get an erection during this prostate exam.
Patient: My name is Steve.
Dr: I know, I'm Dave.
Patient: My name is Steve.
Dr: I know, I'm Dave.
Bob Ross has two first names but it doesn't feel like he does.
...because you trust him
...because you trust him
January 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Bob Ross has two first names but it doesn't feel like he does.
...because you trust him
...because you trust him
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i'm down with robots as long as they attack and kill their creators
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
i'm down with robots as long as they attack and kill their creators
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
a bumhole with cat attached
September 22, 2025 at 11:09 AM
a bumhole with cat attached
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The collective noun for gatherings of 2 or more people is a nope.
August 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The collective noun for gatherings of 2 or more people is a nope.
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i think about the Vitamin approximately once a day. this is the best way i know to communicate what it feels like to exist
July 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
i think about the Vitamin approximately once a day. this is the best way i know to communicate what it feels like to exist
Just when you thought 2025 couldn't get any worse.... Wes Anderson has a new movie coming out.
May 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Just when you thought 2025 couldn't get any worse.... Wes Anderson has a new movie coming out.
So..... is the "game" "changed" yet?
May 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
So..... is the "game" "changed" yet?
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Catholic? I like cats but wouldn’t say I have a problem
April 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Catholic? I like cats but wouldn’t say I have a problem
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Knoll of Visions by Jean Dubuffet, 1952 #artbots #guggenheim
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137526
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137526
April 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Knoll of Visions by Jean Dubuffet, 1952 #artbots #guggenheim
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137526
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137526
Boomers who say things like "I don't need the money, I just wanna keep busy" are the ones actually stealing your jobs.
March 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Boomers who say things like "I don't need the money, I just wanna keep busy" are the ones actually stealing your jobs.
I'm not being facetious... i literally have to look up what it means every time i come across the word.
Ok, maybe I am being facetious.
Ok, maybe I am being facetious.
March 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I'm not being facetious... i literally have to look up what it means every time i come across the word.
Ok, maybe I am being facetious.
Ok, maybe I am being facetious.
Sorry I missed my shift, my cat needed pats.
February 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Sorry I missed my shift, my cat needed pats.
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Female news anchor: On tonight's broadcast we'll cover ALLDIS
Male anchor: ALLDIS?
Female anchor: ALLDIS pussy in your face BOOM
Weather lady high fives her
Male anchor: ALLDIS?
Female anchor: ALLDIS pussy in your face BOOM
Weather lady high fives her
February 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Female news anchor: On tonight's broadcast we'll cover ALLDIS
Male anchor: ALLDIS?
Female anchor: ALLDIS pussy in your face BOOM
Weather lady high fives her
Male anchor: ALLDIS?
Female anchor: ALLDIS pussy in your face BOOM
Weather lady high fives her
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On the days I am about to give up, this Gwendolyn Brooks poem gives me an anchor.
February 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
On the days I am about to give up, this Gwendolyn Brooks poem gives me an anchor.
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"Turtle Power" is not an appropriate response when management asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently.
February 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"Turtle Power" is not an appropriate response when management asks you how you plan to meet your objectives this year. Apparently.
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Word of the Day is ‘bayard’ (16th century): one who has the supreme self-confidence of ignorance.
February 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Word of the Day is ‘bayard’ (16th century): one who has the supreme self-confidence of ignorance.
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ding ding ding
February 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
ding ding ding
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Creativity is like a houseplant, not an endless well. You need to seek out sunlight, water, and nutrients in art, shows, music, experiences, and more to tend to it. And just like plants it has its dormant and active periods and you may not seem improvement for some time.
January 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Creativity is like a houseplant, not an endless well. You need to seek out sunlight, water, and nutrients in art, shows, music, experiences, and more to tend to it. And just like plants it has its dormant and active periods and you may not seem improvement for some time.