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Lovenapped
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Gamer, LARPer, Fallout player; enjoys comedies, parody’s, science fiction, cosmic horror, and standup; I run games of D&D, Fate, and Fallout 2d20.
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Mediocre dudes who think they're better than everyone and deserve everything simply on the merits of their whiteness

Real life ain't Ready Player One knock that shit off
This shit is made up, actually
December 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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From Andrew Tate's lips (ew) to the Vice President's ears, wouldn't be surprised if he started presenting this on the podcast interview circuit they've got him doing
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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This is what's known as "consciousness of guilt"
December 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Factory Fire
(Rerun)
December 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Side note: Sinatra’s mom Natalina “Dolly” Garaventa, a midwife by trade, ran an underground free abortion clinic, chained herself to a fence to fight for women’s suffrage and was an extremely influential organizer for the Democratic Party
www.irishtimes.com/opinion/eamo...
December 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Dog Knight Shirt. Very nice of him to refer to me as M'Lord. I am not used to that having cats, since they think of me as the lowliest of peasants.
collabs.shop/i8cwhc
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Over the last 20 years, from taking people’s aux cords in cars, to fiddling with jukeboxes to adding Enya songs to my instagram stories ironically, I think I have brainwashed myself into sincerely liking Enya. This is so fucked up.
December 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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AI cannot carry the weight of social repair. AI can simulate care, but simulation is not shared experience. The danger is not that people talk to machines, the danger is the belief that machines fill the gaps created by weakened social infrastructures. No paywall: jgcarpenter.com/blog.html?bl... 9/*
Julie Carpenter, PhD
jgcarpenter.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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In retrospect the Bush-era War On Christmas stuff seems more ominous than it did at the time. It was just cable news guys crying about dumb/fake shit, then and now; I mean the campaign to turn Christmas, which most everyone likes and feels warmly about, into just another thing to get mad about.
December 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I'm gonna be honest that it always feels like Cis folks are performative in supporting us trans peeps, especially in TTRPG / Actual Play spaces.

I see people supposedly against TERFs that are then literally playing and hyping up Cosmere. The creator of which actively funds his transphobic church.
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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One angle I've seen proposed is that the one in the bar was his brother, the one who wrested control of their parents company the H&H thing earlier on before House House got it back, hence why he was talking about the H&H hammer bit. And if they use him, they can have him show up in modern plot.
December 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Pystopian
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Scenes From A Dystopian Future
(rerun)
December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Letter to the editor, December 2010

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v3...
December 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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That's a shame.
December 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Sounds like what a Nazi would say.
“Like Prime, but with human beings.”
December 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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it's genuinely striking how these people will not only be completely, utterly morally bankrupt racists in public, but also expect everyone else to agree with them when they say this shit. uh yeah I would absolutely let an innocent man with a "mom" tattoo crash on my couch
I'd be delighted to have a hairstylist or a youth soccer coach visit for a night
December 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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During the first regime, they kidnapped a man who sold fruit in my neighborhood. Thankfully, teens at a local school who bought fruit from him found out and were furious. They and their parents helped get him safe.

He is the loveliest man. Anyone in the neighborhood would have let him stay with us.
I'd be delighted to have a hairstylist or a youth soccer coach visit for a night
December 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I would like to issue a formal apology for yesterday's Low Quality Ad, in which I mistakenly called this Sushi Scarf Crochet Kit a Sushi Scarf Knitting Kit. I quickly realized my mistake when legions of furious knitters and crocheters suddenly wanted me dead. Please have mercy.
collabs.shop/qx9nhq
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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🙃
December 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM