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"Anatol" @dngrs.bsky.social · 3h

Do they get a canary?

"Anatol" @dngrs.bsky.social · 3h

free buses sounds bad for the economy (to them lol because they don't understand the bigger picture of a diverse society that's cared for) so I'm pretty sure what their preferred pick would be

"Anatol" @dngrs.bsky.social · 13h

you'll be auto enrolled in a multilevel marketing scheme

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"Anatol" @dngrs.bsky.social · 13h

probably he was really into conversations about extending his car's warranty? Good for him to let his freak flag fly??

(naw it does sound terrible)

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leap ace @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23h

i remember in the early 2000s hearing that ray kurzweil was a genius who had all these cool ideas about the singularity and when i read his stuff it was so clear that he was a scared, sad man who had never gotten over his fathers death and everything he believed could be traced back to that

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Scary Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 1d

You can have some dignity or you can clutch the last dusty rags of your existence with scabby, trembling fingers and pretend it isn't happening.

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Scary Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 1d

The way people talk about this, and about colonizing Mars, which is really just the same thing blown up to a species-wide scale, is delusional, and you don't have to humor it or pretend it even skims the surface of reason.

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Scary Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 1d

Immortality is a child's answer to death anxiety, not a real thing with which humanity will ever have to contend. No king's alchemist ever granted him eternal life, and it isn't going to start happening now just because of Computer.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 18h

It's crazy how much harder it is to be an unprincipled weasel than it is to believe something. Smoke coming out of your ears as your brain does all the equations before answering a simple question

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"Anatol" @dngrs.bsky.social · 13h

Which is fine to have but don't do it in public/politics, take it to pride where it belongs lol

"Anatol" @dngrs.bsky.social · 13h

Must be a humiliation kink

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"Anatol" @dngrs.bsky.social · 13h

(or don't, I'm not your boss)

"Anatol" @dngrs.bsky.social · 13h

shut up

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"Anatol" @dngrs.bsky.social · 13h

(source: minidisc.tokyo/notes/aeci9z...)

An anime-style classroom in fisheye-lens perspective. A whiteboard reads "take memes seriously and get into fights with internet strangers". The teacher is drawn leaning forward with a delirious expression and smashing the word 'seriously' with her hand, which is also depicted flailing behind her so as to imply repetitive motion. An apple rests on the corner of the desk behind her.

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 16h

<me, someone who grew up bathed in the toxic torrent of videogame message boards, squinting against the firehose of filth slamming my face on a second to second basis>

“Yes. Ha ha ha, yes!”

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"Anatol" @dngrs.bsky.social · 2d

My SS-Division „Totenkopf“ tattoo has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tattoo

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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 2d

A funny reality check, but still not as funny as coming out with a supposed taxi that's a fucking two-seater.

InsideEVs @insideevs.com · 2d

Tesla's board chair confirmed that the automaker may give the Cybercab a steering wheel after all. It may need to to sell the purpose-built robotaxi in the kind of volumes it hopes to.

'If We Have To': Tesla Cybercab Might Come With A Steering Wheel After All

Tesla board chairwoman Robyn Denholm suggested Tesla may need to equip the Cybercab with a steering wheel to appease federal regulators.

insideevs.com

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Dr. Damien P. Williams! Look over here! … It's All For You! @wolvendamien.bsky.social · Sep 5

We could've been— we Could Be— so much better than this

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"Anatol" @dngrs.bsky.social · 2d

a fully weaponized milkshake duck. Potentially grown in a lab and accidentally released into the environment. Right in time for this year's Halloween costume!

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Bennett Tomlin @bft.wtf · 3d

Courts that make obviously illegitimate decisions make themselves illegitimate in the process

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 3d

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

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Bennett Tomlin @bft.wtf · Jan 24

I can't believe people say Elon is a Nazi just because he wants concentration camps, politically supports Nazis, financially supports Nazis, and sometimes does the Nazi salute when he is excited

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"Anatol" @dngrs.bsky.social · 3d

now *that's* quality bait (people reply with "die!!!", you report them, their account gets deleted)

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Sunny Collie @rianacollie.bsky.social · 5d

It's also sometimes just rudeness when used on people who /are/ your pals. Reading the room is important!

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Sludge @melangetic.bsky.social · 5d

quick PSA for those who need it!

Hey! Did you know? <3
PLAYFUL RUDENESS when used on people who aren't your pals is just RUDENESS
just letting you know!
because golly, would it SUCK if you thought you were being chummy but instead were making people days worse every time you spoke.

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