Steve French
@docstock.bsky.social
It’d be better for us if you don’t understand.
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[completely unironic voice] the greatest generation
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
[completely unironic voice] the greatest generation
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Oil Can Boyd
Pitcher
Debut: 1982 - Retired: 1991
TEX - BOS - MON
Pitcher
Debut: 1982 - Retired: 1991
TEX - BOS - MON
Oil Can Boyd at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Oil Can Boyd
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November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Oil Can Boyd
Pitcher
Debut: 1982 - Retired: 1991
TEX - BOS - MON
Pitcher
Debut: 1982 - Retired: 1991
TEX - BOS - MON
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AI is more ridiculous than Enron because you don't even need to understand financial instruments to be like, "This shit don't work like that at all" and you can see yourself
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
AI is more ridiculous than Enron because you don't even need to understand financial instruments to be like, "This shit don't work like that at all" and you can see yourself
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Hi, I’m a website, product, or service you’ve relied on for years without incident. Great news: I’ve now been revamped with a mandatory AI component that makes me unusable.
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hi, I’m a website, product, or service you’ve relied on for years without incident. Great news: I’ve now been revamped with a mandatory AI component that makes me unusable.
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Saying "Smash Mouth" with the exact same cadence as "Portsmouth"
Smashmouth
Smashmouth
November 15, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Saying "Smash Mouth" with the exact same cadence as "Portsmouth"
Smashmouth
Smashmouth
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
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every company in 2025
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
every company in 2025
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Me when Google or Meta gives me an AI summary of something I never asked for.
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Me when Google or Meta gives me an AI summary of something I never asked for.
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
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this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
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and i’m generally of the view that simply refusing to operate in a defensive crouch does a lot of the necessary political work. “i don’t agree with him but he isn’t a punk” is a real phenomenon!
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
and i’m generally of the view that simply refusing to operate in a defensive crouch does a lot of the necessary political work. “i don’t agree with him but he isn’t a punk” is a real phenomenon!
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Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
Baseball is much like life, in that money and evil always eventually comes out on top.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Baseball is much like life, in that money and evil always eventually comes out on top.
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This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
Being unable to watch the team an oligopolist company owns play in its first championship series in over three decades, despite subscribing at rapacious rates, because their tech infrastructure is such dogshit really is Canadian telecom consumer experience distilled. #Rogers #Sportsnet
October 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Being unable to watch the team an oligopolist company owns play in its first championship series in over three decades, despite subscribing at rapacious rates, because their tech infrastructure is such dogshit really is Canadian telecom consumer experience distilled. #Rogers #Sportsnet
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Playoff hockey OT has the “snort cocaine riding a motorcycle out of a helicopter” quote, but playoff baseball extra innings is like playing Russian Roulette every fifteen seconds
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We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.
October 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
We’ve progressed from watching the baseball game to being held hostage by the baseball game.
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Every poll is like:
"Should we eat our own shit?"
31% yes
39% no
30% don't know
but there are still people getting paid to argue for how Democrats can finely tailor an eat-some-shit message to win over the median moderate voter, of which there are zero.
"Should we eat our own shit?"
31% yes
39% no
30% don't know
but there are still people getting paid to argue for how Democrats can finely tailor an eat-some-shit message to win over the median moderate voter, of which there are zero.
October 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Every poll is like:
"Should we eat our own shit?"
31% yes
39% no
30% don't know
but there are still people getting paid to argue for how Democrats can finely tailor an eat-some-shit message to win over the median moderate voter, of which there are zero.
"Should we eat our own shit?"
31% yes
39% no
30% don't know
but there are still people getting paid to argue for how Democrats can finely tailor an eat-some-shit message to win over the median moderate voter, of which there are zero.
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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It has been impressive to see how A.I. slop has truly proven to be the instrument of only the most repellent pieces of filth all around though -- A.I. is the love language of scum
October 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It has been impressive to see how A.I. slop has truly proven to be the instrument of only the most repellent pieces of filth all around though -- A.I. is the love language of scum
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Still amazes me that every time Facebook rolls out its latest turd of a product, Zuckerberg announces it personally. "When people see me in these glasses, they'll totally want to buy them, because I'm so cool and universally beloved!" No one in his employ will tell him the truth.
October 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Still amazes me that every time Facebook rolls out its latest turd of a product, Zuckerberg announces it personally. "When people see me in these glasses, they'll totally want to buy them, because I'm so cool and universally beloved!" No one in his employ will tell him the truth.